Farmers Market Jokes

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A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from him.

The farmer says he'll deliver it to to man in 1 week's time, but halfway through the week the horse dies.

The farmer offers to refund the man's money, but the man chooses to buy it anyway.

The next week the farmer sees and asks the man what he did with the dead horse.

The man says 'Oh I held a lucky draw, $50 for a chance to win a horse. 100 people entered, and I collected $5000.

The farmer, shocked, asks 'But wasn't anyone upset with the horse?' The man replies

'Oh yes, only the winner, but I refunded him his $50.'

A farmer goes to the market to buy a rooster

He sees one he likes, so he asks the seller:"Is he any good for mating?"

"Oh, no problem there, he s**... every single chicken I had. He even tries to screw ducks, turkeys, even pigs!"

"Then why" asks the puzzled farmer "are you even selling him?"

"You see" answers the seller "lately he's been looking at me kinda funny."

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

*Farmer's market* Wife: I'm buying these vegetables for my husband. Have you sprayed these with any poisonous chemicals?

Farmer: No madam, you'll have to do that yourself.

In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?


... runs off ...

Potatoes from Chernobyl

An old woman is shouting at a Ukrainian farmers' market: "Potatoes from Chernobyl! Potatoes from Chernobyl!" A passer-by asks her, "Why are you telling everybody that your potatoes are from Chernobyl? No one will buy them from you." "They do, my dear, they do. For mothers-in-law, for neighbors..."

The closest I have come to being a professional comedian.

At the farmers market they told me ears of corn were a dozen for $10 or a dollar each. I said "ooh so you've got pirate corn?!?!". And he gave me a quizzical look... I said "It's a buccaneer!" And he groaned and gave me a free ear of corn.
I got paid for my comedy, that means I'm a professional right??

Farmers Market joke, The closest I have come to being a professional comedian.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Down at the farmers market and a man dress as a pirate was selling corn for 1$

It was a buccaneer

A farmer is caught in a huge storm

He starts praying and swears to god that if he gets out alive,he will sell his only horse and give all of the money to his local church.
Miraculously, he survives, and the next day, he goes to the market to sell his horse. A client then shows up and asks :
-how much for that horse ?

-oh it's very cheap, only 3$. But I'm selling it with that turkey, and the turkey's 6000$!

Back in the 90's, a gay man slapped me on the a**... and called me "hot stuff" at a farmer's market

I thought about leaving, but I stayed because I really enjoy some fresh fruit.

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i like my men how i like my farmers markets

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That's the spirit

A pastor goes to the local farmers market
There a boy is selling dam fish
The boy tells the pastor to buy some of his dam fish. The pastor calls him out on his language, but the boy explains that he caught the fish at the local dam. The pastor buys some me and goes home. When his family is having dinner he tells his wife to pass the dam fish. His son says that's the spirit dad now pass the fu!!ing potatoes.

A watermelon proposes to a honeydew melon

A watermelon proposes to a honeydew melon and says

honey, I love you and I just can't wait to get married. Let's just run off to the farmers market and get it done.

And the melon says, baby I love you too, but I just cantaloupe

What did the constipated kleptomaniac say at the farmer's market?

I've never wanted to take a leek so badly in my life!

Why do SEOs love the farmer’s market?

Lots of organic content.

Farmers Market joke, Why do SEOs love the farmer’s market?

Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.

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