Farm Jokes

154 farm jokes and hilarious farm puns to laugh out loud. Read places jokes about farm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Bring some barnyard fun to your children's day with these farm jokes for preschoolers and kindergarteners. From cute pigs to farmland antics, these farm jokes are sure to make your kids giggle.

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Funniest Farm Short Jokes

Short farm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The farm humour may include short crop jokes also.

  1. Old McDonald had to hire a manager for the farm. The manager asked, "What's my title?" mcdonald said, "You're the C I E I O."
  2. My uncle was taking our picture at a dairy farm in Wisconsin when he was crushed by a giant wheel of cheese. We tried to warn him.
  3. If Snapchat has taught me anything .... .... it's that a lot of today's teens look better as farm animals.
  4. After years of poor yields, Old McDonald will have to sell his farm... ... to cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
  5. Do you remember when people didn't have to make pop culture references to make a joke? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
  6. Saw a sign at a farm that said, "duck, eggs." I was contemplating the use of the comma when it hit me.
  7. Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato.
    Also, salesman die of malnourish.
  8. What do a farm and hospital have in common? Too many vegetables for one person to take care of.
  9. What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock? barn and no-bulls.
    (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
  10. Punctuation Matters! I was walking past a farm and a sign said:
    "Duck, Eggs"
    I thought: That's an unnecessary comma - and then it hit me."

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Farm One Liners

Which farm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with farm? I can suggest the ones about yards and factory.

  1. Just got a job as senior director at Old MacDonald's Farm... I'm the CIEIO
  2. What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
  3. Dad Jokes are like farms The cornier the better
  4. What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ? The CIEIO
  5. Old McDonald had a farm... 2.71828 √(-1) 2.71828 √(-1) (5-5)
  6. Due to rising costs, Old McDonald had to sell his farm. E-I-E-I-Owes a lot of money.
  7. I'm starting a job as a director.. .. of old McDonald's farm, I'm the CIEIO.
  8. Why did the tractor sell medicines? Because it was a farm assist!
    ... I'm sorry...
  9. I just accepted a senior management position on the old MacDonald farm I'm the CIEIO
  10. How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
  11. How do you know if someone is just farming for karma? They only post on their cake day
  12. I got a promotion at the farm I'm the new CIEIO
  13. I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time alpaca lunch.
  14. Just got a promotion on the farm I'm the new C.I.E.I.O
  15. Where do all the orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

Animal Farm Jokes

Here is a list of funny animal farm jokes and even better animal farm puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I tried to collect some wool and milk from my farm and the animals went crazy. It was shear and udder panic.
  • Recent research shows that horses tend to have much better mental health than other farm animals Due to their stable environment
  • People who drug their farm animals should get off their high horse.
  • Whats the difference between a chicken and a turkey a chicken is a common farm animal
    and a turkey commits genocide against armenians.
  • I got spit on by a farm animal and thought it was the end of the world. It was just the alpaca lips.
  • What are the two sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken brown cow.
  • Where do farm animals get their groceries? The pharmacy.
  • What type of math can farm animals do? Cowculus
  • Tyson Chicken Factory Farm Caught On Hidden Camera Torturing And Neglecting Animals I guess they were caught choking the chicken?
  • Soviets are vegans They have no animal farms.

Farm Animal Jokes

Here is a list of funny farm animal jokes and even better farm animal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the deal between the animals of Animal Farm and Farmer Jones? They agreed to a farmistice.
  • What's the smartest animal on the farm? The farmer
    (this killed my 12yo brothers)
  • What's the difference between a singer and a farm animal that wants plastic surgery? One's Iggy Pop. The other's piggy op.
  • All the other animals on the farm accused the horse of being too negative. After all, he is a neigh sayer
  • What farm animal makes the best cook? Pigs. They are always bakin'
  • What do you call a promiscuous farm animal A Horse
  • "I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm."
    "Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?"
    "I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
  • The most addictive thing aren't Games, Drugs or Anime it's Farming karma for bragging rights
  • What's the most smelly animal on the farm? The Toilet Duck.
  • Irish animal rights activists have broken into a turkey farm. They say they are going to release thousands of turkeys into the wild...
    as soon as they've defrosted
Farm joke, Irish animal rights activists have broken into a turkey farm.

Farm Boy Jokes

Here is a list of funny farm boy jokes and even better farm boy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • At a pig farm a father and son come across two pigs mating. The boy asks what they are doing. To which the father replies "giving him a piggy back ride"
  • How does a Valley farm boy celebrate the beginning of March? He comes in, like, a lamb.

Farm Equipment Jokes

Here is a list of funny farm equipment jokes and even better farm equipment puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My black girlfriend told me this on our first date. What do you call 200 black people in a barn?
    Antique farm equipment.
  • What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?
    Antique farm equipment!
  • What do you call a black guy in a museum? Antique farm equipment
  • What do you call a piece of old farm equipment that's always criticizing you? Detractor.
  • What do you call the corpses of slaves from the 1700s? Antique farm equipment
  • The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter.
  • I used to sell farming equipment... Until they outlawed slavery.
  • My dad Love's angling his farm equipment He's protractor
  • What do you have if there's skeletons in your shed? Outdated farming equipment.
  • What do you call a scam artist who specializes in farming equipment? A contractor.
Farm joke, What do you call a scam artist who specializes in farming equipment?

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What funny jokes about farm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tractor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make farm pranks.

An elderly man in Saskatchewan.

An elderly man in Saskatchewan had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim n**..., or make you get out of the pond n**...." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

The Horse and the Chicken

One day the horse and the chicken were walking along the road near the farm, merrily chatting away. Suddenly, the horse fell into a muddy hole and couldn't get out.
"Help help Chicken! I've fallen and I can't get out of this hole!", the Horse yelled. "Don't worry," said the chicken. "I'll just get the farmer's BMW and pull you out!"
The chicken did this, and all was well. The following day, without thinking the chicken fell into the same hole.
"Help help Horse! I've fallen into this hole and I can't get out!"
The horse smiled and said, "Don't worry Chicken. Just grab a hold of my w**...!"
"Well, when you're hung like a horse, you don't need BMWs to pick up chicks."

The half-wit

A man owned a small farm in Norfolk.
The Department of wages claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.
'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him 200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her 150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about 10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'
'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.
'That would be me,' replied the farmer.

A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore...

I told him to grow a pear.

The old Man's Pond

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim n**... or make you get out of the pond n**....'

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

The Polish farmer

During WW2, a team of German and Soviet surveyors went through Poland to split the country.
One day they found a farm placed directly over the planned border. The surveyors agreed that the border couldn't be drawn through the house, and decided to ask the farmer.
- Do you want to belong to Soviet or Germany?, they asked him.
After some thinking, the farmer answered
- I'd like to belong to Germany.
- Why is that?
- Oh - I've heard the Russian winters are very cold

A farmer goes to the market to buy a rooster

He sees one he likes, so he asks the seller:"Is he any good for mating?"
"Oh, no problem there, he s**... every single chicken I had. He even tries to screw ducks, turkeys, even pigs!"
"Then why" asks the puzzled farmer "are you even selling him?"
"You see" answers the seller "lately he's been looking at me kinda funny."

Farmer tries to breed pigs

A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant. He called the vet for help. "Why don't you try artificial insemination" said the vet.
The farmer didn't have an inkling of what artificial insemination was, but, not wanting to appear ignorant, he said, "Okay, Doc, but how will I know when the pigs are pregnant?"
"Easy. When they lie down and wallow in the mud." The farmer hung up and came to the conclusion that artificial insemination must mean that he has to impregnate those pigs himself.
So he loaded them onto his truck, drove them out into the woods, had s**... with each of them, brought them back to the farm, and then went to bed. The next morning he woke up and checked the pigs.
Since they were all still standing around, he concluded that his first attempt didn't take, so he loaded them into the truck again, drove them into the woods, had s**... with each of them, brought them back to the farm, and went to bed. The next morning he woke up and checked the pigs. They are still just standing around.
"Once more," he told himself, and loaded them onto the truck, drove them into the woods, had s**... with each of them, brought them back to the farm, and went to bed.
The next morning, he can't even lift himself off the bed. He asked his wife to see if the pigs are wallowing in the mud yet.
"Nope," she said. "They're all in the back of the truck and one of them is honking the horn!"

A caring son

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.
The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!! " the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up. "
"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to. "
"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't like it. "
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset. "
"Don't be foolish! " the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he? "
"Under the wagon. "

A farmer had three daughters...

and each was going on a date one Friday night.
The first daughters date showed up "Hi I'm Freddy here to pick up Betty to eat spaghetti, is she ready?"
Betty left with Freddy.
The second daughters date showed up "Hey I'm Joe here to pick up Flo to go to the show, is she ready to go?"
Flo left with Joe.
The third daughters date showed up "Hello I'm Chuck-"
The farmer shot chuck.

A farmer has a new handsome assistant

A farmer has a new handsome assistant. One morning they want to go out into the fields to work. At the garden gate the farmer sees that the roads are muddy and realizes that he forgot his rubber boots (Wellingtons for the Brits ;)
He tells his assistant to go get the boots from the house. The assistant returns and finds the farmers very pretty wife, along with the equally pretty daughter sitting in the kitchen. He tells them: "The farmer just said it would be alright if I had s**... with you right now!" The women look sceptical, so the assistant opens the window and shouts to the farmer: "Both?"
Farmer: "Of course both of them, what do you think?!"

How does a farmer count his cows??

with a Cowculator!!

A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help

He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting

A farmer was counting his cows....

A farmer was counting his cows and initially only counted 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

A farmer finds a shoebox under his wife's side of the bed

The box contained two ears of corn and $4000. He went to his wife
Farmer: What's this?
Wife: I have a confession to make. Whenever I cheated on you I put an ear of corn in the box.
The farmer gasps, then thinks "50 years of marriage...only twice..that's not too awful.
Farmer: What about the $4000?
Wife: Whenever I got a bushel I sold it.

A Farmer and his cows

A farmer counted his Cows before taking them to auction and counted 196 of them. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

A farmer wanted to know how many sheep he had...

So he asked his border collie to count them from him.
The dog ran off counted the sheep and ran back to the farmer.
"So how many sheep do I have?" Asked the farmer.
"40" said the border collie.
"How can there be 40?" Asked the farmer. "I only bought 38."
The dog replies, "I rounded them up."

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Jimmy's First Cow

One fine morning on the family farm, Jimmy excitedly ran into the house with a glass of milk. He can't wait to show his father so he runs into the living room.
He shouts "Hey dad! I just milked my first cow!" while proudly holding up the glass of milk and then chugging the entire thing.
His dad stares at him horrified and says "But son... we don't have a cow, we have a bull"

The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his m**... crop.

The steaks were high.

A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, "what kind of noises did you hear at the farm?"

The first kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the cow go moo!"
The second kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the pig go oink!"
The third kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the farmer yell 'get off my tractor you little f**...!'"

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...

1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!

A bull was deployed for servicing the cows on a farm

A bull was deployed for servicing the cows on a farm.
Lady asks the farm manager: "How many times can this bull perform?"
Manager replies: "5 to 6 times in a day".
Lady looks at her husband: "You see?"
Husband asks the manager: "Is it the same cow every time?"
Manager: "No sir it's a different cow every time."
Man looks back to wife: "You see!"

A dying grandma tells her grandchild....

A dying grandma tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..."

A farmer asked me for help with his chickens

He said "I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?"
I said "Sure... 90."

A Farmer asked me to round up his 68 sheep

I said 'Sure, seventy'.

My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing w**... on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea.

The steaks would be too high.

A farmer spent over $12 million to see the effects of m**... on cows...

The steaks had never been higher.

If I were a farmer, how would I measure my height?

From my head, tomatoes.
Hope no one has heard this before, thought of it while driving.

A Texas farmer was touring England. He happened to meet an English farmer and asked him, "What size farm do you have?"

The Englishman proudly announced, "Thirty-five acres!"
"Thirty-five acres?" the Texan scoffed. "Why, I can get in my truck at 8:00 AM and start driving and at noon, I am still on my farm. I can eat lunch and start driving again and at 5:00 PM I am still on my farm.
"Ah, yes," the Englishman nodded in understanding. "I had a truck like that once."

What do b**... and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree.
Da h**..., no I didnt.

A couple got into an argument...

A couple got into an argument while on a drive through the countryside. It got quite heated and neither of the two wanted to concede, so they sat in silence for several kilometers.
As they passed a farm full of pigs bathing in mud, the wife spoke up and said:
"Relatives of yours?"
The man replied:

How do farmers get the party started?

They turnip the beets.

An old farmer wrote a letter to his innocent son in prison:

"This year I'm unable to plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground. I know if you were here you would've helped me."
His son replied: "You idiot, don't dig the ground, I have hidden guns there."
Pretty soon, the Police read the letter, and the very next day the ground was dug by the police, and searched for guns but nothing was found.
The son wrote again: "Now plant your potatoes dad, its the best I could do from here."

Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm?

The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.

The hard of hearing s**......

got really disappointed when he finally arrived at his uncle's wheat farm.

There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast.

On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"

In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

How did the farmer find his wife?


A farm worker greets Joseph Stalin at his potato farm

Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God, the farmer excitedly tells his leader.
But God does not exist, replies Stalin.
Exactly, says the farmer. Neither do the potatoes.

A farmer had 196 cows in his field

When he rounded them up he had 200

Farmer and Son

A farmer wrote a letter to his son in jail for robbing a bank
This year, I can't plant potatoes because you are not here to plow the field."
The son wrote back, Papa, don't dare plow the field That is where I hid the money I stole.
The police intercepted the letter and by the next day they'd dug up the entire field but found nothing. The son wrote to his father, Now you can plant your potatoes.

The teacher tells little Jack, "I'm going to describe an animal and you have to guess what it is."

"It lives on a farm and gives milk"
"A cow?"
"That's correct too, but I meant a goat. What lives on a farm, has feathers and lays eggs?"
"A chicken"
"That's correct too but I meant a duck."
Little Jack, getting annoyed, asks the teacher: "What goes into your mouth hard, and comes out soft and wet?"
The teacher starts blushing.
"That's correct too but I meant chewing gum."

Three boys are hanging around a farm trying to get a glimpse of the farmer's daughter showering.

The farmer notices them and he grabs his shotgun. They run and hide in the barn, each in one sack. The farmer arrives at the barn, and notices the 3 sacks.
He kicks one. From the sack, a sound comes out: Meow!
"Must be a cat." He moves on.
Kicks the second sack: Woof! Woof!!
"Must be a dog." He moves on.
He kicks the third sack: The sack says: "Potatoes!"

If farmer A sells apple's, farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell?


There was a bad storm that broke the chicken coop causing a farmer to lose a few chickens.

After the storm he asked his farm hand how many chickens were left.
16 chickens, sir.
Alright, round them up, please.
20 chickens, sir.

This farmer was telling me about how brilliant his sheepdog was at maths,

"Watch this," he said. "Shep, what's seven plus two, "
And the dog barked ten times.
"OK, Shep, what's fifteen plus four. "
And the dog barked twenty times.
"He's very good, " I replied, but he's a little over. "
"Yeah, " answered the farmer, "old habits die hard, he's just rounding them up. "

I just saw a farmer shave a sheep in 1 second.

It was shear brilliance!

An old farmer was picking apples. After filling up a bucket and walking back to the farm, he saw a group of beautiful women swimming in his pond

As he got closer, he realized they were skinny dipping. When the group noticed the old farmer approaching them, one girl shouts to him "we are not coming out until you turn away". The farmer, thinking quick, holds up the bucket of apples and says "I'm just here to feed the gator anyway"

When I'm single I go straight to the farm and collect eggs

It's the best place place to pick up chicks.

How do you s**... a farm girl?

A tractor.

A blonde was touring a farm...

...and asked the farmer, "Why doesn't that cow over there have horns?"
"There are many reasons why a cow doesn't have horns," began the farmer. "Some cows are bred to be hornless. On some cows, the horns come in later. Sometimes, the horns are removed. And on some cows, the horns fall off. That particular cow doesn't have horns because it's a horse."

There are 3 farmers, let's call them A, B and C. Which one is the best with medicine?

Farmer C

A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm....

He says: "This is the pig I have to have s**... with when you're away."
His wife says: "Actually I think you'll find that's a sheep."
He says: "Actually I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

A farmer was fed up with drivers speeding down the road where he lived, so he asked the police to put up a sign...

They put up a "Slow down, speed limit" sign - with no effect. Then, "Danger, road hazard!" sign was put up, but had no effect, either. Then the police tried a sign stating "Children crossing" - and still nobody slowed down.
Finally, the farmer asked the police if he could put up his own sign. They agreed, and to their surprise, just days later a passing officer saw a row of cars moving very slowly past the farmer's place. The policeman approached the farm, and saw a new, hand-painted sign stating: "Nudist Colony".

A man is driving down a country road...

... and his car suddenly breaks down. He pulls over and starts to look under the hood when he hears a voice from behind.
"Looks like your timing chain broke"
He turns around and is surprised to see a horse standing there and nobody else around.
The man runs away scared and reaches a farm house about a mile down.
A farmer comes to the door and the man tells him what just happened. He tells him that horse spoke and told him the timing chain broke.
"What?" The farmer asks "wait, was it a brown horse with a white spot on his face?"
"Yes! That's the one!" The man replies.
Farmer: "oh don't listen to him, he doesn't know anything about cars"

Why do farmers put bells on their cows?

Because their horns don't work.
(From my 6yo who loves her new joke book.)

An old farmer wrote to his son in prison:

This year I wont be able to
plant potatoes because I cant dig the field. I know if you were here
you would help me The son wrote back: Dad don't even think of
digging the field because that's where I buried the money I stole
Police read the letter and the very next day the whole field was dug
by police looking for the money but nothing was found.
The next day the son wrote again:
Now plant your potatoes dad; it's the best I can do from here.

So I held a race between my farmhands. They ran equally fast, and demanded I determine the winner.

However, they both threatened to leave the farm if I declared the other the winner. I felt unable to make a decision. As a matter of fact, my hands were tied.

The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

A Collie was talking about how hard he works on the farm where he lives.

A nearby sheep piped up 'YOU don't work hard, all you do is boss US around.' 'WHAT DID YOU SAY' shouted the collie. 'You herd me' the sheep replied

farmer: how many cows got out?

**me:** seventeen
**farmer:** round 'em up
**me:** ok twenty

3 farmers.

3 farmers were sitting at the local cafe drinking coffee. The subject of the lottery and what they would do if they won came up.
"I think I would take some time off and go on a cruise. I've always wanted to go on a cruise." Said the first farmer.
"First thing I would do is buy a fancy sports car. I've always wanted a fast car." said the second farmer.
The third farmer was sitting quietly, fidgeting a little. "Come on, what would you do with your millions?" Asked the other two farmers.
Reluctantly the third farmer answered "I reckon I would just go on farming like I have been until the money runs out"

Politicians go on a vacation

Politicians go on a vacation by bus.
The bus driver gets distracted by the beautiful scenery and drives off a cliff next to a farm.
The following day the police question the farmer:
\- Did you not find any victims?
\- Actually, I did.
\- And where are they?
\- Well, I buried them.
\- Every politician died?!
\- Some of them said they didn't, but I don't believe a word of what they say anymore...
PS: English is my second language so apologies for mistakes.

Farm joke, Politicians go on a vacation

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