Farm Equipment Jokes
26 farm equipment jokes and hilarious farm equipment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about farm equipment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Farm Equipment Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A dying grandma tells her grandchild....
A dying grandma tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..."
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My black girlfriend told me this on our first date.
What do you call 200 black people in a barn?
Antique farm equipment.
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What do you call a black guy in a museum?
Antique farm equipment
What do you call a piece of old farm equipment that's always criticizing you?
Detractor.
What do you call the corpses of slaves from the 1700s?
Antique farm equipment
I used to sell farming equipment...
Until they outlawed slavery.
My dad Love's angling his farm equipment
He's protractor
What do you have if there's skeletons in your shed?
Outdated farming equipment.
What do you call a scam artist who specializes in farming equipment?
A contractor.
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(Offensive Warning) What do you call a deceased black person?
Outdated farm equipment
What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?
Antique farm equipment.
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What do you call a barn full of black people?
Old farming equipment
What do you call a shed full of colored folk?
Antique farm equipment!
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What do you call an old black man?
Used farm equipment.
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Farm Equipment One Liners
Which farm equipment one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with farm equipment? I can suggest the ones about farm boy and farmer cow.
- What do you call a piece of old farm equipment that's always criticizing you? Detractor.
- What do you call the corpses of slaves from the 1700s? Antique farm equipment
- I used to sell farming equipment... Until they outlawed slavery.
- My dad Love's angling his farm equipment He's protractor
- What do you have if there's skeletons in your shed? Outdated farming equipment.
- What do you call a scam artist who specializes in farming equipment? A contractor.
- What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? Antique farm equipment.
- What do you call a shed full of colored folk? Antique farm equipment!
- What do you call a black guy in a museum? Antique farm equipment
- (Offensive Warning) What do you call a deceased black person? Outdated farm equipment
- What do you call a barn full of black people? Old farming equipment
- What do you call an old black man? Used farm equipment.