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What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo...

...gramps made me do it.


Indian bar game

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.
The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"
"It was ME," chortled the Indian.
So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.
Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.
"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"
"Fair enough," said Sven.
"Ok," the Norwegian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"
"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"
The Norwegian burst out, "It vas some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!"


I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union...

...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts.


Wells Fargo is taken to court by the US government...

...for secretly opening accounts for their customers. Right before the case the governement prosecutor suddenly goes missing. The government suspects that they have an unaccounted sollicitor on account of unsollicited accounts.


My first thought when I saw the phishing e-mail was "I never opened a Wells Fargo checking account."

My second thought was, "That doesn't mean I don't have one."


My dad works as a banker at Wells Fargo. I asked him to open a checking account for me

A checking account? What do you need two checking accounts for? Are you sure you want three checking accounts and a saving account? Fine, I'll open four checking accounts, two savings accounts and a line of credit for you.


Wells Fargo has been swindling people since the 70's

The 1870's.


A homeless person walks into a Wells Fargo to take a piss....

Comes out with 5 credits cards and a mortgage loan but goes to sleep hungry under bridge.


I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween.

Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?


Did you hear Wells Fargo has a baseball team?

They are really good at stealing homes.


"What's a karate experts favorite drink?"


Fargo is the shit...


What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?


From Fargo Ep. 2


What bank does Shamu use?

Whales Fargo


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