Farewell Speech Jokes
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Farewell Speech Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I was having trouble writing my farewell speech...
A guy said, "If you give me $20 I'll write the speech for you."
I said, "That's a good buy."
The elder statesman was giving his farewell speech.
"And when I die, bury my head in Central Pennsylvania, for that was where I had my brightest ideas. Bury my hands in Washington, D.C., for that was where I accomplished the most work. Bury my feet on the West Coast, for that was where I ran the hardest."
Just then, a journalist interrupted, "Sir, where should we bury your a**...? Because you've made the whole country a s**...!".
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