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36 fap jokes and hilarious fap puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fap that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short fap jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fap humour may include short workout jokes also.

  1. My daughter asked me what "fap fap fap" means... I think I should stop commenting on her Facebook pictures.
  2. Did you hear about the guy who went for the world fapping record? He almost pulled it off.
  3. A dad walks into his daughter's room and saw her fapping with a cucumber, he said: Hey! I was going to eat that, now it's going to taste like cucumber!
  4. Dad walks in on son fapping He says,"Son that'll make you go blind!"
    The young man says,"Dad I'm over here, that's a lamp."
  5. Ronda Rousey is the only MMA fighter I can't fap to. She's the only one that finishes before I do.
  6. I still occasionally fap over my ex Made a copy of the key to her place when we were together, and she's a heavy sleeper
  7. Just realized I used my old spirit week shirt from school as a fap rag. It was my Homecumming shirt
  8. Guy goes to the doctor... Doctor: Findings show you should stop your fapping and get another hobby.
    Guy: Seriously Doc?
    Doctor: Seriously, Richard. Especially when I'm still talking to you.
  9. Been reading about instinctive behaviors. Apparently, my natural reaction to seeing an attractive woman is a Fixed Action Pattern (in short, FAP).
  10. TIL that 94% of teenage boys fap in the shower and the other 6% sing a song. Do you know what that song is? I didn't think so.

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Fap One Liners

Which fap one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fap? I can suggest the ones about reflex and bot.

  1. I went 11 years without fapping... And then I turned 12.
  2. What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out.
  3. Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap? He only knows up strokes
  4. I can't stop fapping ... i*t's getting out of hand*
  5. How much time does it take to grill a baby Idk, i close my eyes when I'm fapping
  6. If i was caught fapping in an airplane.... Am i highjacking???
  7. I'm so broke The only way I'll come into money is if I fap into my wallet.
  8. Why did the female pornstar get fired from her job? She had a fap sheet a mile long!
  9. Some guys are afraid to finish when fapping... Not me, though. I ain't afraid of nuttin!
  10. Ever got caught fapping under the kitchen sink? Me neither! Great spot, isn't it?
  11. What group of superheroes is known for being chronic masturbators? The Fap-tastic Four.
  12. What do you call a guy who faps too much? Addicktive.
  13. First man to fap in space? Neil Arm'strong!
  14. Iron Fist vs The Hand Not your average fapping contest.
  15. When your mom enters your room and you are fapping...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about fap can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fap puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Fap Jokes

What funny jokes about fap you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean peg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fap prank.

Do not fap on a plane..

Unless you enjoy h**...

So my wife asked me yesterday "What would you do if You and I were 'Adam and Eve'?"

I replied nonchalantly, **"I'd fap and go to sleep. That would solve most problems."**
P.S: A'yup, I slept on the couch. :/

If you...

... fap on an airplane, are you h**...?

What do you call the act of a bird m**...?

A flap fap.

Did you know that a single s**... has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it? That means your average fap is worth 1587.5 TB.

That's a lot of information to s**....

What do you call a Japanese boy who just got beat by his dad after getting got m**...?

A fap happy jappy with a slap happy pappy.

Dear Santa,

Thank you so much for my new fap chair....
....or computer chair as they call them in Stores.

What do you call a video of a birthday party for a seventy year old breast cancer survivor ?

"Not your proudest fap."

I think I have a theory on why we fap when it's cold

When there's no heat to beat,
You just beat the meat.

I was feeling up for it last night so I had a fap over an ex girlfriend

...I kept a key and let myself in

Today I learned that 97% of teenage boys fap in the shower. I also learned that 3% sing a song. Do you know what that song is?

Ya, I didn't think so.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these fap jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.