Fantasy Jokes
114 fantasy jokes and hilarious fantasy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fantasy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Having trouble getting a laugh at your next fantasy gathering? Check out this hilarious collection of fantasy jokes, featuring hilarious puns and one-liners related to fantasy football, elf, dwarf, island, troll and aphrodisiac references. Be sure to bring these jokes to your next gathering and have your friends reenacting like a schoolgirl with laughter!
Quick Jump To
- Short Fantasy Jokes
- Fantasy One Liners
- Fantasy Football Jokes
- Fantasy Novels Jokes
- Fantasy Elf Jokes
- More Fantasy Jokes
Funniest Fantasy Short Jokes
Short fantasy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fantasy humour may include short science fiction jokes also.
- For Valentine's Day, my wife finally fulfilled a fantasy of mine when dressed up as a nurse. At last, I got to roleplay having access to healthcare.
- I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real... like how she got a job right out of college.
- My wife's fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time. She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman
- Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
- Help! I can't stop reading fantasy novels with female protagonists... ...I'm a heroine addict.
- Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home
- I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey... For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college.
- I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight... to fulfill my fantasy that we have health care
- I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight... to fulfill my fantasy... that we have health insurance.
- When my girlfriend told me that her fantasy was to be abducted, I thought she was joking. But she demands to be taken, seriously!
Share These Fantasy Jokes With Friends
Fantasy One Liners
Which fantasy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fantasy? I can suggest the ones about fairy tale and imagination.
- You know how we should rename makeawish? Final fantasy
- What's one of the most followed fantasy books? The Bible.
- What was the Amish woman's wildest fantasy? Two Mennonite.
- What's an Amish girl's greatest fantasy? Two or three Mennonite
- Why is Bill Cosby so good at Fantasy drafts? He always nails the sleepers
- What do you call a book about orange soda? A *Fanta*sy
- My wife has a fantasy of seeing me with another woman Permanently, she wants a divorce.
- They put Chocobos in Final Fantasy VII for fast travel. So you don't have to wark.
- What's the most popular fantasy book of all time? The Bible.
- What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!
- Who's your favourite fantasy author? Mine is Karl Marx
- What do you call an imaginary ocean filled with soda? A fantasy Fanta sea
- I've always had this fantasy to make love to two women.
- What do you call the last RPG you play before you die? The Final Fantasy.
- Why is a Fan good in bed? Because it will blow you and fulfil all of your fantasies.
Fantasy Football Jokes
Here is a list of funny fantasy football jokes and even better fantasy football puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My girlfriend told me I spend too much time playing fantasy football But, in my defence, I have Andy Robertson, John Stones and Kyle Walker
- Watching this election has been like watching my fantasy football team on sundays... Always projected number 1 in points
( owning bell, brown, rodgers) , and always losing games - I was asked to play fantasy football today I declined because being a Jets fan is enough fantasy.
- The fantasy part of fantasy football is that 10 wives would all let their husbands out on the same night for the draft.
- Why don't fantasy football players use the Buccaneers QB? Because I'm already Winston.
- My opponent in fantasy football is playing Christine Michael a rb/wr weird flex but ok.
- Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy.
- Once again, missed the Fantasy Football playoffs. That's what I get for drafting all kickers.
- I need ideas for 2 fantasy football names
- What does your mom and my fantasy football team have in common? As soon as I put money on them, they s**....
Fantasy Novels Jokes
Here is a list of funny fantasy novels jokes and even better fantasy novels puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Okay, we need a title for our fantasy novel involving dragons. Any ideas? …Dragon?
It can't just be Dragon.
Umm… Cragon?
No, that's awful. Come on, think harder.
Umm…. Eragon?
….Bingo. - I'm writing a fantasy novel about two knights who fall into the rogue and Paladin archetypes. I'm calling it… Silent Knight, Holy Knight
- Whats the difference between The Lland the Bible? . One's a fantasy novel written about a man saving all of humanity from an omniscient evil presence and the other has hobbits
- Nan 'n' Fran **Nan:** What part of a fish weighs the most?
**Fran:** Its scales.
****
*^From ^the ^epic ^fantasy ^adventure ^novel: ^101 ^Silly ^Summertime ^Jokes*
Fantasy Elf Jokes
Here is a list of funny fantasy elf jokes and even better fantasy elf puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- An Elf, an Orc, and a Dragonborn walk into a bar... There's no punchline, it's just a fantasy of mine.
Delightful Fun Fantasy Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about fantasy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sci fi jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fantasy pranks.
What is an Amish woman's biggest fantasy?
Two Mennonite.
(This joke is literally a hundred years old and makes me chuckle every time I get to tell it. Probably a repost. Don't care.)
I asked my wife to fake an accent from a developed country tonight...
to fullfill my fantasy that we have healthcare.
I said to my girlfriend, "Do you want to experiment with a role-play r**... fantasy?"
She said, "**NO!**"
I said, "*That's the spirit!*" —Jimmy Carr
Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ...
... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into.
Bait and switch comparison
Whats the difference between The Lord of the Rings and the Bible? One's a fantasy novel written about a man saving all of humanity from an omniscient evil presence and the other has hobbits.
A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy
In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy.
98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study,
it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.
The City Slicker and The Farmer
**City Slicker:** There sure are a lot of flies around here. Don't you ever shoo them?
**Farmer:** No. we just let them go barefoot.
****
^*From ^the ^epic ^fantasy ^adventure ^novel ^Silly ^Summertime ^Jokes*
how did the female half of the i**... couple open up the discussion about her swinging fantasy?
c**... wanna poly?
A Job Interview... "What is your biggest weakness? What is your biggest strength?"
In my job interview, the interviewer told me I had done very well, and he had two final questions for me...
1) what is your biggest weakness?
2)what is your biggest strength?
I said "Well my biggest weakness is that i have trouble discerning between real life and fantasy"
The interview said "okay then, and what is your biggest strength then?"
I replied " Hmm, either that I can fly, or that I can turn invisible."
There's one fantasy scene in 50 Shades of Grey that I'd love to be part of in real life...
...specifically, the part where the protagonist gets a job straight out of college.
Role-Playing
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to experiment with a role playing r**... fantasy. She said, "No!"
I replied, "That's the spirit!"
The ISDS (Investor-State Dispute Settlement) clause of TTIP sounds so crazy that I begin to wonder:
ISDS the real life? Or ISDS just fantasy?
r**... fantasy
Guy: "Wanna do a r**... fantasy?"
Woman: "No!"
Guy: "That's the spirit"
I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise
Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction
Captain Ahab is like G.W. Bush
They're both violent men that have a revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.
I did some Star War's fantasy roll playing this weekend
Me, Hand Solo and Princess Didn't-Get-Laid-a.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of sprite...
But when I woke up, I realised it was just a fantasy
My girlfriend had a s**... fantasy to roleplay as a 14 year old in bed.
I think it's pretty g**.... Besides, she'll be 14 in 2 years anyway.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to take part in a r**... fantasy
She screamed NO!!
I said thats the spirit
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to do a r**...-s**... fantasy.
She said, "No!"
I replied, "That's the spirit."
Last night I let my boyfriend indulge his "s**..." fantasy...
I'm glad I got that off my chest.
My girlfriend wanted to spice things up with some schoolgirl fantasy
She seemed pretty into it but marking her exams didn't turn me on at all.
I met up with a girl to fulfill a r**... fantasy she had...
It turns out she had a pepper spray and police report fantasy too.
Guy: "Ever had a r**... fantasy?"
Girl: "No"
Guy: "That's the spirit"
Aaron Hernandez is going to be a steal in everyone's fantasy draft this year
Experts are saying that he'll probably be hanging around and available in the late rounds.
A very common male fantasy, is to have two women at the same time...
one to cook, one to clean
Wife: I said any fantasy. I wore the police uniform, isn't that enough?!
Me: No, no. Now say the words.
Wife: Fine!!
Me: .....
Wife: Sir, I have bad news about your wife
So i got fired from my job at the library, today
Apparently the books about womens rights, do not belong at the fantasy department..
My girlfriend has a schoolgirl fantasy...
I get really uncomfortable when she makes me wear the outfit...
I've had this fantasy about an o**... with hot nurses that hasn't come true yet
Guess I need to be patient
I started a Fantasy Bowling League.
But I'll spare you the details.
What are the rockstar's favorite fantasy creatures?
Elves.
Wanna do a r**... fantasy?
Women: No!
Guy: That's the spirit.
Credit to YouTube user Marbelz3.
I asked my girlfriend to play a r**... fantasy role-play.
She said "No!" So, I said "That's the spirit!"
My wife was accepting when I told her my fantasy was to have s**... with two women at the same time
But was furious when I told her she isn't either of them
If genres were flavors SCI-FI would be sour, Fantasy would be sweet, Horror would be bitter, Mystery would be umami...
And Erotica would be salty.
Why does Nintendo require an online subscription to finish Final Fantasy VII?
Cloud saves.
In the bedroom, my girlfriend really likes it when I wear a suit.
She's got this k**... fantasy where I have a proper job.
A nun gets into a cab
The cab driver sees her in the backseat and says "I have always had a fantasy about nuns."
She answers "you and everyone else! Are you a Catholic?"
Driver says yes, so she tells him to pull over.
She hops in the front seat and gives him the best b**... he ever had. She gets done and the cabbie feels guilty and says "You know sister, I have to confess. I am not really Catholic."
"That's fine. My name is Ralph and I am going to a costume party."
I was at the eye doctor with my 92 year old dad and they were asking people if they'd mind answering a few questions while they waited for their appointments. My dad said sure and we sat down in a corner with this lady.
She went through her survey and, at the end, asked him for his greatest strengths and weaknesses.
Well, weaknesses... he said I guess I sometimes have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality
"And your greatest strength? She asked.
Oh, I'm the Batman
I told my Girlfriend my ultimate fantasy is to have s**... with two women at the same time. She actually agreed...
She was livid when I told her she was neither of them.
The girl I like really loves orange soda. Sadly, she's way out of my league.
Is this a Crush, or just a Fanta-sy?
What fantasy create has the biggest appetite?
Goblins, because they keep gobbling and gobbling
What's another term for a s**... fantasy?
A thot process.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and voter fraud?
One is a childish fantasy about getting what you want. The other has flying reindeer.
Do you hear about the man who died playing an e**... video game?
He had his final fantasy.
I once dated a girl with a twin. We all know the immediate fantasy that springs to mind, and so i thought i'd ask.
I asked and they agreed.
It was a wonderful experience and if anything her twin was a really nice guy.
A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time
One to cook, one to clean..
Ok ban me but joke is funny.
I once had a dream where I was in an ocean full of orange soda.
Actually no, it's not a dream.
It's more of a fantasy
When I was a kid I wanted to be a fantasy writer
So when I became an adult I joined the UN's security council.
I had this weird dream that I was swimming in a fizzy purple drink...
When I woke up in my bed, I have to admit, I was a little disappointed that it was only a Fanta-sy.
Last night I dreamed I was the author of a successful fantasy series…
Wife said I've been Tolkien in my sleep
i picked up this copy of the Iliad the other day...
I picked what I thought was a copy of the Iliad the other day. But when I started reading it, I saw someone had just slapped the dust cover from The Iliad on a YA Fantasy novel based upon Greek Mythology. That's when I realized I had been RickRiordaned.
My wife said she'd fulfil any fantasy of mine.
"What about a nice mini skirt, some high heels and a tight red bra?" I asked.
She spread herself on the bed and said, "Of course, baby."
I said, "Excellent. Wait here, I'll just go and get changed."
For breakfast, lunch and dinner I eat copies of Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger and Secret of Mana
You could say I eat three square meals a day
