Fanta Jokes

What are some Fanta jokes?

When I drink alcohol, people call me alcoholic. But when I drink fanta, no one calls me

or texts me, I'm so lonely, pls help.

I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real...

like how she got a job right out of college.

My wife's fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time.

She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman

I dreamed I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda.

When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea.

I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of carbonated orange juice.

Thankfully it was just a fanta sea.

I used to think an ocean of soda existed.

Turns out it was just Fanta sea.

When I drink Alcohol, everybody says I'm an Alcoholic..

When I drink Fanta, nobody says I'm Fantastic.

*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal...'s so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

Last night I dreamed the oceans were made of orange soda.

But it was just a Fanta sea.

I have one alcoholic beverage and they call me an alcoholic

But when I have a Fanta, no one calls me fantastic.

I looked at the ocean today, and thought it looked completely orange...

And so then I wondered if it was reality or a Fanta sea.

I dreamt that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda...

But I woke up and realized it was just a fanta sea.

I had a dream last night where I was drowning in an ocean made from orange soda...

It took me a while to figure out that it was a Fanta sea.

I've always wanted to replace the Mediterranean with orange soda

I guess it's always been my biggest Fanta Sea.

A fantastic joke from local English comedian Tony Wallace

A man rings his gran and asks how her doctor's appointment went.

"He hit on you? No Gran, I'm sure he was just being nice."

A few seconds pause.

"No Gran, he said you had acute angina."

I thought I was drowning in an ocean
of orange soda yesterday....

It took me a while to work out it was
just a Fanta sea.

I want an ocean of orange soda

It's a Fanta sea of mine

What's one of the most followed fantasy books?

The Bible.

When I drink alcohol, everyone calls me alcoholic

But when I drink fanta nobody calls me

Or texts me.

Or talks to me.

I am so alone please help.

I've had this fantasy about an orgy with hot nurses that hasn't come true yet

Guess I need to be patient

If someone drinks alcohol.

If someone drinks alcohol they're an alcoholic, does that mean if someone drinks Fanta they're fantastic.

- dad

I'm fantastic in bed

I can stay asleep for 15 hours!

What do you call an ocean of orange soda?

A pure fanta sea.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, what does drinking Fanta make you?


I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of orangade...

But I realised it was just a dumb Fanta sea.

What do you call a Soda Ocean

A Fanta Sea

I had a dream I was swimming in a fizzy orange ocean...

It was a Fanta sea.

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

Dreamed I died in an orange sea

Was just a FANTA sea

Soaking a twig in coke is nice, but soaking a twig in fanta...

Fanta stick.

What do you call an imaginary ocean filled with soda?

A fantasy Fanta sea

I dreamt I was swimming in orange soda

turned out it was just a Fanta Sea

I've always had this fantasy to make love to two women.

A woman goes to the store

She buys a cucumber, Greek yogurt, a gallon of milk, 2L Fanta, a loaf of bread, 6 pack of miller lites, can of olives and raisins. She then walks up to the counter places the items in front of the cash register. The cashier looks at the items, looks at her and then back at the items and says "I know you're single". The woman is surprised and laughs "That's crazy! How can you tell just based on my items?!". The cashier replies, "its cause you're ugly"

There's one fantasy scene in 50 Shades of Grey that I'd love to be part of in real life...

...specifically, the part where the protagonist gets a job straight out of college.

What do u call a soda that has eyes

A fanta see. It never happens

It was a fantastic bargain, but I really should have read the advertisement more carefully

Because I'm not sure what to do with a Clarence.

How do The Flash's fantasies end?

With a Super-Sonic Bang.

Fantastic Fourplay

So I found a picture of the Invisible Woman performing suggestive acts on someone. I showed it to The Thing and he said he couldn't see her doing that. When I asked him if it was Mr. Fantastic she was with, Thing said he thought he was a stetch.

"What about the The Human Torch?" I proposed.

"Nah," he said. "When he's turned on, he's totally flaming."

"Well, is it you then??" I asked.

"No way man!" He exclaimed. "I can't even get my rocks off!"

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