fanta Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious fanta puns

When I drink alcohol, people call me alcoholic. But when I drink fanta, no one calls me

or texts me, I'm so lonely, pls help.

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I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real...

like how she got a job right out of college.

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My wife's fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time.

She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman

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I dreamed I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda.

When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea.

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I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of carbonated orange juice.

Thankfully it was just a fanta sea.

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When I drink Alcohol, everybody says I'm an Alcoholic..

When I drink Fanta, nobody says I'm Fantastic.

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I used to think an ocean of soda existed.

Turns out it was just Fanta sea.

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*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal...

...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

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Last night I dreamed the oceans were made of orange soda.

But it was just a Fanta sea.

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I have one alcoholic beverage and they call me an alcoholic

But when I have a Fanta, no one calls me fantastic.

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I looked at the ocean today, and thought it looked completely orange...

And so then I wondered if it was reality or a Fanta sea.

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I dreamt that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda...

But I woke up and realized it was just a fanta sea.

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I've always wanted to replace the Mediterranean with orange soda

I guess it's always been my biggest Fanta Sea.

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A fantastic joke from local English comedian Tony Wallace

A man rings his gran and asks how her doctor's appointment went.

"He hit on you? No Gran, I'm sure he was just being nice."

A few seconds pause.

"No Gran, he said you had acute angina."

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I thought I was drowning in an ocean
of orange soda yesterday....

It took me a while to work out it was
just a Fanta sea.

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I want an ocean of orange soda

It's a Fanta sea of mine

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What's one of the most followed fantasy books?

The Bible.

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Fantastic exercise

Fantastic exercise that really helps you to lose weight: Turn your head to the left. Good. Turn your head to the right. Very good. Repeat this exercise whenever you are offered any food.

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I've had this fantasy about an orgy with hot nurses that hasn't come true yet

Guess I need to be patient

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If someone drinks alcohol.

If someone drinks alcohol they're an alcoholic, does that mean if someone drinks Fanta they're fantastic.

- dad

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I'm fantastic in bed

I can stay asleep for 15 hours!

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What do you call an ocean of orange soda?

A pure fanta sea.

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If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, what does drinking Fanta make you?

diabetic

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When I drink alcohol, everyone calls me alcoholic. But when I drink fanta, nobody calls me

Or texts me. I'm so lonely :(

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What do you call a Soda Ocean

A Fanta Sea

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Dreamed I died in an orange sea

Was just a FANTA sea

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I had a dream I was swimming in a fizzy orange ocean...

It was a Fanta sea.

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What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

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What do you call an imaginary ocean filled with soda?

A fantasy Fanta sea

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I dreamt I was swimming in orange soda

turned out it was just a Fanta Sea

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Soaking a twig in coke is nice, but soaking a twig in fanta...

Fanta stick.

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I've always had this fantasy to make love to two women.

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There's one fantasy scene in 50 Shades of Grey that I'd love to be part of in real life...

...specifically, the part where the protagonist gets a job straight out of college.

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It was a fantastic bargain, but I really should have read the advertisement more carefully

Because I'm not sure what to do with a Clarence.

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How do The Flash's fantasies end?

With a Super-Sonic Bang.

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What are the most funny Fanta jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Fanta? Well, here are the best Fanta dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Fanta pick up lines to share with friends.

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