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- I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by... Most people hate it, but I'm a fan...
- George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
(If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying) - I've decided to go on the "England World Cup Diet" It only lasts 5 days and you lose loads!
(England fan here using humour to cope with the pain...) - Everyone is a fan of Stephen hawking now that he died. I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.
- England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain.
- I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
- Me and my wife recently started using Only Fans. Because our air conditioner broke.
And this will definitely help pay for a new air conditioner. - Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool? Don't believe me?
Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats! - How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Who knows? They're all too busy playing with the switch.
- Two wind turbines are talking to each other... One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"
The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."
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Which fans one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fans? I can suggest the ones about guest and huge fan.
- Telltale Games will shut down... *Fans will remember that*
- A Jake Paul fan walked into a bar and got kicked out for being 10.
- An Apple fan walks into a bar.... Orders the same drink as yesterday, but pays more.
- What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans
- What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox.
- Why don't you ever see a group of Johnny Depp fans? They don't like Heards.
- My girlfriend said she's a big fan of horoscopes. You know what that makes me? Single.
- Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!
- one direction fans are the worst. oscillating fans are so much more convenient.
- People who have Only fans. What is stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?
- My girlfriend doesn't like it when I ask her to blow cool air on me She is not a fan.
- I tried rocking my newborn daughter to sleep. Apparently she isn't a big Zeppelin fan.
- Q: What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? A: Turn off the XBox.
- I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan.
- How do you get a champagne cork back in the bottle? I don't know, ask a Falcons fan
Anime Fans Jokes
Here is a list of funny anime fans jokes and even better anime fans puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn's moons? Otaku on Titan
- What do you call a drunk anime fan in the desert? A tumbleweeb.
- What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo
- What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
- What do you call the ghost of an anime fan? A weeaboo
- What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind? A tumble weeb
- I have a question for you anime fans. Is fansub the opposite of fandom?
- What do you call a french anime fan? A ouiaboo
- Why do anime fans hate electronica? The can't stand DUBstep
- What do anime fans call their version of peekaboo? Weeaboo.
Patriots Fans Jokes
Here is a list of funny patriots fans jokes and even better patriots fans puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I only date Patriots fans Because they don't care if I cheat
- There is only one thing more annoying than the 877-kars-4-kids commercials.... Any Patriots fan this morning.
- Patriots fans are being charged more money for Super Bowl tickets. It's because of inflation.
- Why do people think it's best to marry a Patriots fan? They're ok with cheating.
- what's the difference between Patriots fans and cicadas? cicadas are only annoying every few years
- Why was the bed sheet a Patriots fan? It spent a lot of time hanging around Aaron Hernandez
- Patriot fans didn't have to pay as much for super bowl tickets this year.. Thats because of deflation.
- My heart goes out to Patriots fans.. Hang in there, guys!
- Roger Goodell must be drunk after last night from... all the boos from the Patriots' fans during the post game ceremonies.
- How do you win a superbowl without cheating? I don't know, I'm a Patriots fan
Cowboys Fans Jokes
Here is a list of funny cowboys fans jokes and even better cowboys fans puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
- Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich? Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!
- How many Cowboys fans does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. They don't change it, they just talk about how bright it used to be.
- Female Cowboys fans Why is it considered safe to date a girl who's a Dallas Cowboys fan?
Because she will never expect a ring! - What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common? both want to put a winchester in their mouth
- Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans take their wives to the football games?
'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass. - Good afternoon to everyone whose NFL team scored at least 1 point yesterday. Not you Cowboy's fans.
- Friend says he used to be a Cowboys fan. Became a Patroits fan when they started winning.
Bears Fans Jokes
Here is a list of funny bears fans jokes and even better bears fans puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl? He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
- What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan? Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
- I'm married to several sweet bears I'm a big fan of polygummy.
- So me and my pal George went down the river to get some firewood when an angry bear began to charge! George explained we weren't Packers fans, so the property owner didn't charge us for trespassing.
Only Fans Jokes
Here is a list of funny only fans jokes and even better only fans puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down.
- A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan." - Did you hear about the RPG fan who keeps making female characters and re-doing their stats? He respecs women.
- How to anger lord of the rings fans? When you're watching The Two Towers and the ents are marching, shout "RUN, FOREST! RUN!"
- How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
- A Blonde Crashes a helicopter A passerby jumps out and rushes up to her and exclaims,"What happened!?". She explains,"It got cold so I turned off the fan".
- What are windmills' favorite genre of music? They're big metal fans
- I like to sleep with a fan on me at night. It's why I'm divorcing my wife to join a band
- Two electric windmills are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".
- I met a woman who said she was a huge Monkees fan She told me she had collected every piece of merchandise ever made for the band. I was skeptical.
Then I saw her place...
Laughable Fans Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about fans you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean users jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fans pranks.
I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland.
The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.
How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?
100.
1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
How many NASCAR fans does it take to change a tire?
None - they took the wheels off their homes years ago.
Tiger Woods playing golf.
Sorry if this is a repost, but I found this one quite funny.
Tiger Woods is practicing golf one day, surrounded by fans and media. While he's practicing, an amateur
golfer confidently walks up to him and challenges him to a match. Tiger knew he'd win, so he agrees thinking that it would be a fun break from serious practice. "OK," the amateur says, "Since I'm an amateur and you're a pro, you'll have to allow me two gotchas". Tiger didn't know what a gotchas is, but he didn't ask because he thought he'd win regardless of what handicap is placed on him. The fans and media leave the two alone so they can play in peace.
A few hours later, the two come out of the golf course and it turns out that Tiger Woods lost. The fans and media surrounded him wanting to know what happened. Tiger says, "I was starting the first hole, concentrating to tee off, you know, deep in thought. Right when I was about to drive the ball, he ran up from behind, grabbed my nuts and squeezed them tight while loudly screaming 'GOTCHA!!' can you imagine me trying to play eighteen holes waiting for the next gotcha?"
Jets Fan
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.
The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!"
After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The game begins with the Jets receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop at the 30,and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.
The bartender says,"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."
Why was the baseball team hot?
It didn't have any fans!
Roger Federer was doing an interview...
... when the interviewer asked him how he felt about his countries flag being displayed by so many of his fans in the arena he replied
"Well, it's a big plus"
Why was the stadium so cool?
it was full of fans.
Thank thank you for your time
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Wow. Those Spaniards are some die hard Ozzy fans..
..cause they really went off the rails on a crazy train.
Sun Devil Fans
What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?
About 3 IQ points
About yesterdays Alabama vs. Auburn game…
I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday.
Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans
Sister: "Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"
Me:"wait, whose the godfather?"
Sister: "Sirius Black"
Took me a minute.
ATTN: Brazilian football fans
Don't feel too bad. Your team only lost by a touchdown.
Twilight's like soccer
Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.
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To all you haters out there: Kanye was not being insensitive to his disabled fans...
he was curing them.
You have to admit, Apple is being treated unfairly after the recent news about the iPhone 6+...
They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.
You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.
Why is it so cold in San Francisco?
Giant fans.
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A 4th grade '49ers fan in Dallas
The scene is a 4th grade classroom in Dallas, Texas. The teacher asks for a show of hands:
"Hey kids, how many of you are Dallas Cowboys fans?"
Everyone in the class raises their hand, except for little Suzy. The teacher says:
"Little Suzy, I notice you didn't raise your hand. Why is that?" Little Suzy responds:
"Because I'm a 49ers fan!"
"A 49ers fan?," the teacher asks incredulously, "Why on Earth are you a 49ers fan?"
"Because my Mommy is a 49ers fan, my Daddy is a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan."
The teacher doesn't like Suzy's answer:
"Little Suzy, that's no kind of logic. What if your Daddy was a drug dealer and your Mommy was a p**...?"
Suzy doesn't blink an eye:
"Well then I'd be a Raiders fan!"
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What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
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49ers Fan
On the first day of school, a first grade teacher explains to her class that she's a Seahawks fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Seahawks fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand? 'Because I'm not a Seahawks fan' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you aren't a Seahawks fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I'm a 49ers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you're a 49ers fan?' "Because my mom's a 49ers fan, and my dad's a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too!" "Well" said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that's no reason for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a m**..., what would you be?' Janie smiled and said 'I'd be a Seahawks fan.'
How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nobody knows.
They always say they'll do it next year.
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The inventor of the air conditioner has died
Thousands of fans are attending his f**...
How do windmills feel about renewable energy?
They're pretty big fans
How many long-time fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one to complain that the old one was better.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left
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I hate One Direction fans...
Oscillating ones cool down a room much better.
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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?
k**... the old drunkard out won't start world war III.
TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
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North Koreans are huge Dark Souls fans
They spend all their time praisin' the son.
Where do Star Trek fans work out?
At the He's Dead Gym.
Its a wonder how stadiums get so hot
When they're filled with fans!
Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...
"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.
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You know why Trump fans are called Trumpettes?
You only have to learn how to press three b**..., and then you can play 'em all day.
How to reclose an opened bottle of champagne?
I don't know, ask Falcons fans.
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World War 2 fans have their own set of complaints....
"I can't believe h**... blew an 11 country lead!"
The death count nears 50 after scaffolding collapses and crushes fans at a rock music festival...
Eye-witnesses say there was a lot of heavy metal.
I don't like how people love their fandoms more than their god
Especially Star Wars fans
I find your lack of faith disturbing
Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we're trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy?
Apparently NASCAR fans didn't want to mix the races....
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"Wow you went on a 2 week honeymoon trip to London, Paris and Venice, what all did you see ?"
Newly married bride : Ceiling fans
Edit : this joke is funnier in India as they have t**... on premarital s**...
Many Saudi women are fans of the Second Amendment.
They would like a right to bare arms.
Why did Logan Paul return to Youtube?
He didn't want to leave his fans hanging
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Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after s**......
They chew 'bacca
Was cold at the stadium today.
Too many fans.
The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.
All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …
Since the success of The Rock, fans suggest more wrestlers should participate in acting.
They are. It's called wrestling.
Superbowl LIII is the only superbowl I've seen where fans of both teams got along and agreed
That it was the worst superbowl ever
4 people are on a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes.
The first person the grab a parachute is Brad Pitt and as he reachs for the door he says, "My family and my fans need me surely you will understand.", off he goes.
The next person to grab one is Donald Trump:
"Im the most intellegent president this nation ever saw i will do great things to this country" and he jumps out.
Left in the plane is an old man and a young school boy.
"Go on take the last one", the old man said, "I lived a long and fulfilled life." Hearing that the school boy answered calmly, "Don't worry, we'll both be okay. Our most intelligent President yet just took my backpack."
Most people are blaming FIFA for awarding Qatar the 2022 World Cup because of the Extreme Heat.
Well I am not worried about it because of the fans.
Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.
They call it the Enter prize
After the first 2 rounds of the NFL draft, this team's fans didnt think things could possibly get any worse...
...And here's the kicker...
This is for any Starwars fans
Son: Dad, why is my sister name Hope?
Dad: Because, your mother always thought the world needed hope
Son: Ok, thanks dad
Dad: Your welcome Starwars Standalone Kenobi Series
WNBA announces plan to play abbreviated 22-game season in Florida beginning in late July without fans in attendance.
Come on. Do I even have to type the punchline for this one?
What do you call a Concert Hall full of Belle Delphine fans?
A Simphony.
Why didn't Barca fans eat anything this morning?
Because they 8-2 much last night.
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I told my girlfriend last week to get her air conditioning fixed and to stop walking around the house n**... for all the neighbors to see. I came over today and nothing has changed
Except now she's got only fans
Cincinnati Bengals allowing 2,500 fans into the stadium for the first game.
Word is, now they're looking for 2,000 volunteers to attend the game.
Why is Only Fans so cheap in Alabama?
Family discount.
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I'm not saying my wife is tight f**... with money..
But I had to join her only fans to see her n**... .
Why does PETA love K-pop?
They've always been huge fans of youth in asia (euthanasia)
Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame situated in Toronto?
So that Leafs fans can remember what a Stanley cup looks like.
Here's one for all of you baseball and chemistry fans
Hall of Famer Al Kaline wore #6 throughout his career, which actually makes him slightly acidic.
Why do the athletes sweat a lot more at these Olympics than at the last ones?
There are no fans. (I'll let myself out)
I have a question for only fans users
Why don't you get air conditioning instead
Report: Tom Brady to retire.
Fans hoping for one more season reportedly deflated by the news.
Britney Spears has the most toxic fans.
And for good reason; it's a catchy song
My Parents Love Me
Whenever I went to bathe they would shower me with Toasters, Hair Dryers, and Fans.
