The Best 91 Fans Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fans jokes. There are some fans dodgers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fans steelers fans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Fans Jokes and Puns

I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland.

The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.

Twilight is like the world cup.

They run around for a couple of hours, nobody scores, and millions of fans claim you don't understand.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100.

1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How many NASCAR fans does it take to change a tire?

None - they took the wheels off their homes years ago.

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Tiger Woods playing golf.

Sorry if this is a repost, but I found this one quite funny.

Tiger Woods is practicing golf one day, surrounded by fans and media. While he's practicing, an amateur
golfer confidently walks up to him and challenges him to a match. Tiger knew he'd win, so he agrees thinking that it would be a fun break from serious practice. "OK," the amateur says, "Since I'm an amateur and you're a pro, you'll have to allow me two gotchas". Tiger didn't know what a gotchas is, but he didn't ask because he thought he'd win regardless of what handicap is placed on him. The fans and media leave the two alone so they can play in peace.

A few hours later, the two come out of the golf course and it turns out that Tiger Woods lost. The fans and media surrounded him wanting to know what happened. Tiger says, "I was starting the first hole, concentrating to tee off, you know, deep in thought. Right when I was about to drive the ball, he ran up from behind, grabbed my nuts and squeezed them tight while loudly screaming 'GOTCHA!!' can you imagine me trying to play eighteen holes waiting for the next gotcha?"


Jets Fan

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.

The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The game begins with the Jets receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop at the 30,and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.

The bartender says,"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"

"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

Fans joke, Why was the baseball team hot?

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

How to anger Lord of the Rings fans?

When you're watching The Two Towers and the ents are marching, shout "RUN, FOREST! RUN!"

Wow. Those Spaniards are some die hard Ozzy fans..

..cause they really went off the rails on a crazy train.

Sun Devil Fans

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

About yesterdays Alabama vs. Auburn game…

I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

For Star Wars and Star Trek fans

A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.

The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.

The red shirt dies anyway.

Fans joke, For Star Wars and Star Trek fans

England fans must be pretty happy right now.

They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain.

After his team was eliminated from the World Cup,

The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil.

According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.

Twilight's like soccer

Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.


You have to admit, Apple is being treated unfairly after the recent news about the iPhone 6+...

They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.

You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.

Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

The inventor of the air conditioner has died

Thousands of fans are attending his funeral

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich?

Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!

Fans joke, Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich?

How many long-time fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change it and one to complain that the old one was better.

Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All the fans left

I hate One Direction fans...

Oscillating ones cool down a room much better.


What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around the country for 20 years.

TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity

Just like one of his characters.

(If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)


How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark.

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

Its a wonder how stadiums get so hot

When they're filled with fans!

Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...

"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.

I only date Patriots fans

Because they don't care if I cheat

You know why Trump fans are called Trumpettes?

You only have to learn how to press three buttons, and then you can play 'em all day.

How to reclose an opened bottle of champagne?

I don't know, ask Falcons fans.

World War 2 fans have their own set of complaints....

"I can't believe Hitler blew an 11 country lead!"

What kind of music do windmills listen to?

They're all big metal fans.

The death count nears 50 after scaffolding collapses and crushes fans at a rock music festival...

Eye-witnesses say there was a lot of heavy metal.

I don't like how people love their fandoms more than their god

Especially Star Wars fans

I find your lack of faith disturbing

Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we're trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy?

Apparently NASCAR fans didn't want to mix the races....

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They're huge metal fans

Q: What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

A: Turn off the XBox.

Many Saudi women are fans of the Second Amendment.

They would like a right to bare arms.

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They seem to be big heavy metal fans.

Why do pornstars never overheat?

Because they keep their fans turned on

Why did Logan Paul return to Youtube?

He didn't want to leave his fans hanging

Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex...

They chew 'bacca

Was cold at the stadium today.

Too many fans.

Why are wheelchair users fans of Liverpool FC?

Because they'll never walk alone.

The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.

All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …

Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?

There are too many bugs

Telltale Games will shut down...

*Fans will remember that*

What music do wind turbines listen to.....

They're huge metal fans.

Ba-dum chi

4 people are on a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes.

The first person the grab a parachute is Brad Pitt and as he reachs for the door he says, "My family and my fans need me surely you will understand.", off he goes.

The next person to grab one is Donald Trump:
"Im the most intellegent president this nation ever saw i will do great things to this country" and he jumps out.

Left in the plane is an old man and a young school boy.
"Go on take the last one", the old man said, "I lived a long and fulfilled life." Hearing that the school boy answered calmly, "Don't worry, we'll both be okay. Our most intelligent President yet just took my backpack."

This is for any Starwars fans

Son: Dad, why is my sister name Hope?

Dad: Because, your mother always thought the world needed hope

Son: Ok, thanks dad

Dad: Your welcome Starwars Standalone Kenobi Series

What do you call a Concert Hall full of Belle Delphine fans?

A Simphony.

How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who knows? They're all too busy playing with the switch.

Why didn't Barca fans eat anything this morning?

Because they 8-2 much last night.

I told my girlfriend last week to get her air conditioning fixed and to stop walking around the house naked for all the neighbors to see. I came over today and nothing has changed

Except now she's got only fans

Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

What is a windmill's favorite kind of music?

I've heard they're huge metal fans...

Why is Only Fans so cheap in Alabama?

Family discount.

Strippers don't use air conditioners...

Only fans

Why does PETA love K-pop?

They've always been huge fans of youth in asia (euthanasia)

Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame situated in Toronto?

So that Leafs fans can remember what a Stanley cup looks like.

My friend and I bumped into Arnold Schwarzenegger. As fans we asked a lot of questions and ended up asking if he's going to upgrade to Windows 11...

He said, "I still love Vista, baby!"

Here's one for all of you baseball and chemistry fans

Hall of Famer Al Kaline wore #6 throughout his career, which actually makes him slightly acidic.

Why do the athletes sweat a lot more at these Olympics than at the last ones?

There are no fans. (I'll let myself out)

I have a question for only fans users

Why don't you get air conditioning instead

Me and my wife recently started using Only Fans.

Because our air conditioner broke.

And this will definitely help pay for a new air conditioner.

How many Cowboys fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Zero. They don't change it, they just talk about how bright it used to be.

What are windmills' favorite genre of music?

They're big metal fans

one direction fans are the worst.

oscillating fans are so much more convenient.

Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?

Because all the fans left.

People who have Only fans.

What is stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Why are girls on only fans hot?

Cuz they only got fans, they need to get an AC unit

Why don't you ever see a group of Johnny Depp fans?

They don't like Heards.

I can't believe DCU fans wanted to ban Amber Heard

From their movies there seems to be no better place to shit the bed.

Got an estimate on installing a new Air Conditioner in our house for $18k…

Looks like we're going with Only Fans this summer.

Why can't you improve the efficiency of wind farms by playing country music around them?

Because they're really just big heavy metal fans.

What do you say when 2 fans of Bono tell you they love you?

I love you too you two U 2 fans.

French Star Wars fans have something to look forward to every week....

Each Thursday is the Return of the Jeudi.

why is it so cold in a stadium

Because there are lots of fans

Hey, did you hear about the Star Wars fanatic who's been stealing autograph books and photo albums from other fans at conventions?

They call him the fan-tome menace.

Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked

Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked "how many of you guys are trump fans?" since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "why are you being different again Johnny....." so little Johnny says "well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!" so then the teacher responds with "well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?" well little Johnny says, "a trump fan!"

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