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Comical Fangs Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What is a good fangs joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a duck with fangs?

Count Quackula.

What sound does a locomotive with fangs make?

CHEW CHEW

How many hits of acid do I need before I can change a light bulb?

Two. One to help me get the ladder and the other to distract all the spiders. Oh god - - there are SPIDERS everywhere!! And now they're purple cows. With fangs. Only 8 more hours of blblblblblblblblbl.

Guys. What if Obama was an Irish Vampire?

He'd be Fangs O'Bama.

Vampire bats fly out of their cave and into the night looking for blood.

As the sun begins to rise the following morning, all of them return without consuming a single drop of blood, no one could find any food that night.
All except one, Gerald, who flies back in with blood pouring down his fangs.
"I searched all night for some blood, didn't even get a sniff of the stuff", one bat says to Gerald. "How on earth did you find some?"
"You see that rock in front of the cave entrance?", said Gerald.
"Yeah", said the other bat.
To which Gerald replies, "Well, I didn't."


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