Fangs Jokes
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Comical Fangs Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
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What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Quackula.
What sound does a locomotive with fangs make?
CHEW CHEW
How many hits of acid do I need before I can change a light bulb?
Two. One to help me get the ladder and the other to distract all the spiders. Oh god - - there are SPIDERS everywhere!! And now they're purple cows. With fangs. Only 8 more hours of blblblblblblblblbl.
Vampire bats fly out of their cave and into the night looking for blood.
As the sun begins to rise the following morning, all of them return without consuming a single drop of blood, no one could find any food that night.
All except one, Gerald, who flies back in with blood pouring down his fangs.
"I searched all night for some blood, didn't even get a sniff of the stuff", one bat says to Gerald. "How on earth did you find some?"
"You see that rock in front of the cave entrance?", said Gerald.
"Yeah", said the other bat.
To which Gerald replies, "Well, I didn't."
THE BAT BET
Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.
The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."
The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
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