Fancy Dress Jokes
50 fancy dress jokes and hilarious fancy dress puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fancy dress that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Fancy Dress Short Jokes
Short fancy dress jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fancy dress humour may include short halloween costume jokes also.
- The wife and I went to a bank robber-themed fancy dress party last night. Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
- Me and the wife went to an 80's themed fancy dress party last week. She didn't want me to go as a pop star... ...but i was adamant
- I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a Pirate, the host said where are your buccaneers? I replied. Under my buckinghat.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger was going to a fancy dress party dressed as Tchaikovsky However, when he found out that someone was already dressed as Tchaikovsky, he said "i'll be Bach".
- i went to a fancy dress party dressed as a globe and didnt speak to anyone all night. I was in a world of my own
- I walked into a fancy dress shop and said to the woman, "I'm going to a party tonight, and I want to go as an A4 piece of paper." She gave me a blank look.
- Everyone loves my "moderately large business agreement" costume at this fancy dress party. I'm kind of a big deal.
- I often go to fancy dress parties dressed as a shark.... Quite honestly, the novelty is wearing a little fin
- Yesterday I encountered a woman with a very extravagant dress, flawless skin, and a really fancy purse. I avoided her since I thought she would judge me by my appearance.
- I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume You just can't get the staff.
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Fancy Dress One Liners
Which fancy dress one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fancy dress? I can suggest the ones about fancy and costume.
- I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a screwdriver. Turned a few heads.
- Went to a fancy dress party as a fridge. People laughed but at least I looked fresh.
- Hey Terminator, who are you dressing up as for the musical fancy dress? I'll be Bach
- What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser.
Rib-Tickling Fancy Dress Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about fancy dress you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean costume party jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fancy dress pranks.
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.
It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away.
So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit.
It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise.
On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock.
One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!"
The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?"
The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?"
The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".
I'll never forget the day I met my wife.
We were at a fancy dress party. She was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate. They'd gone together, dressed as the number ten.
I knew there and then, she was the one.
A man walks into a store..
So a man walks into a pretty exclusive store that sells expensive furniture, lamps, and such things. He's dressed pretty casually, especially considering he's actually a millionaire. He sees a very nice crystal chandelier that he fancies. So he asks one of the snotty shop keepers how much it costs. The shop keeper sneers at the man and tells him "Well, I don't think you could afford it. Perhaps you'd like to see some of our less expensive wares?".
The man is a little irritated and says to the shop keeper "Don't worry about money, I just want to know how much it costs, so can you please tell me?". The shop keeper looks at the man from head to toe, then back up, and says "Really, SIR, I don't think this is an affordable item for you. Like I said, you're more welcome to see our less expensive wares".
The man then takes a hold of the chandelier and rips it to the ground, it smashes everywhere and makes a huge mess. The man then asks the shop keeper "Now then, can you tell me how much it costs?"
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Two black eyes
A friend of mine was walking out of church service and I noticed he had two black eyes. I asked what happened. "Well, he said, "I was sitting behind Mrs. Brown, you know, the large woman with all those grandkids; the one that always dresses real fancy. Well, I noticed her dress had accidently got tucked in, well, you know... her back side, between her cheeks. So, I pulled it out and she punched me."
"How did you get the second black eye?"
"Well, I figured if that made her so upset, I'd better try and put it back."
So, I ran into my old Geography Teacher the other day...
and he invited me to his birthday party.
"It's a Geography themed fancy dress party." he said with a grin.
"How's that going to work?" I asked.
"Well, for instance, I'm going as a large Island off the coast of Italy."
"Don't be sicily" I replied...
A guy goes to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back....
When asked what he has come as he tells everyone, "I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle of course"
"What's that on your back then???"
"Oh, that's Michele he replies"
I once met Bruce Willis
I once met Bruce Willis at a fancy dress party. He was wearing a really shabby looking nun outfit. I was told that he'd worn the same costume to every fancy dress party he'd attended for years. I suppose old habits die hard.
Southern man getting a Vasectomy, no not the cherry bomb joke.
A man from the southern US goes to the doctor to get a vasectomy. He wears his finest 3 piece suit with his best shoes. When the nurse is getting him ready she asks him why he's dressed so fancy. The man replies, "Well heck, if I'ma be impotent, I'ma look impo'tant too."
I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar
A guy came up to me and said "Your days are numbered"
I was at a cowboy fancy dress party and lost that wheel thing they have on their shoes...
It was okay, someone had a spur.
I went to a fancy dress party with my friend dressed as the WTC...
I couldn't find him anywhere
I keep buying cheap nun costumes for fancy dress parties!
I need to stop, my friends keep telling me it's a really bad habit
I saw a man walking down the street in a fancy suit today
He was so sharply dressed I had to go to the hospital for stitches
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Fancy Dress Party tonight. Going as a m**... guy with Leprosy
Hope I can pull it off.
A guy goes to a fancy dress party
A guy goes to a fancy dress party with a mouth full of custard. When asked what he came as, he pushed both sides of his cheeks in and then said,
''A ZIT''
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Ask Jeeves
A rich married couple went out to a fancy dinner, leaving their butler Jeeves behind.
Halfway through the dinner the wife excuses herself and tells her husband she'll see him at home later.
Jeeves is suprised to see the wife home so early. She smiles and then directs him to her bedroom.
Once they're both in the bedroom the wife gets close to Jeeves and asks him softly to remove her dress for her.
He does so.
She then leans closer to Jeeves and gently asks if he could take off her bra and p**....
As asked Jeeves removes the bra and p**... of his master's wife without hesitation.
The wife leans close enough to whisper into Jeeves ear, "Now don't ever let me catch you wearing my clothes again."
I asked John McEnroe if I could go to his fancy dress party as a Harry Potter character.
He replied, "You can not be Sirius".
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My friend's throwing a fancy dress party themed around period attire...
I'm going dressed as a t**...
I met a girl at a chicken & egg fancy dress party last week..
We're still debating as to who came first.
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A man can only have so much s**....
A man can only have so much s**....
Do you know how to tell when he's nearing his limit?
He says "I do" and puts a ring on the finger of a woman in a fancy white dress.
I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken last night.
I had a number of near misses on the way there. Everyone kept driving straight at me.
I was gonna go to a fancy dress party as a piece of A4 paper but someone ruined my outfit.
Now I'm a bit torn.
I went to a fancy dress party in a massive ice cube costume.
There were so many bodies there that I almost had a meltdown.
A friend was having a Nirvana themed fancy dress party. I didn't know what to wear. He said 'Come as you are'
My wife suggested we go to a fancy dress party dressed as partridges.
Well I'm game if she is.
I met my new girlfriend at a fancy dress party where coincidentally and bizarrely, we were both dressed as dolphins...
We just clicked...
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So this hot babe goes to a fancy dress party stark n**... and rings the bell.
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The host opens the door and sees her standing there brazenly, tapping her forefinger on her chin.
Host: What are you?
Hot babe: A self-tapping screw!
It was a beautiful summer day.
Birds were singing and a lovely smell of newly cut grass came along with the wind. I saw some gentlemen in the distance, all dressed up in fancy expensive clothing. One of them spotted me and started to wave and calling out my name. I gladly waved back at him, even though I had no idea who he was, but then it hit me...
That was the last time I went daydreaming on a golf course.
Signed,
Mr Fore
Guy goes to a fancy dress party in a green jumpsuit carry a woman by piggy back.....
Doorman: You can't come in mate, you're not in fancy dress
Guy: Yes I am, I'm a tortoise
Doorman: well I can see you're wearing green, but what's with the woman on your back?
Guy: That's Michelle....
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Squirtle
A man arrives at a fancy dress with a n**... g**... his back.
"I'm a turtle" he says.
Oh.. Who's on your back?
"That's Michelle" he replies.
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A rich man brings a p**... to a fancy party
The two enter the ballroom with arms in grasp.
The man, with a new suit, clean shave, and an outrageously expensive watch, was clearly dressed to the nines.
The p**..., barely covered and well worked, had been payed handsomely for her time.
The two approach the bar and both order a whiskey, neat; the prim proper elderly waitress responds with a putrid gasp,
I'm sorry, I cannot serve you, as this is the punch line.
Sadly that shop didn't have any small shiny discs either.
Sorry , said the cashier, we don't have any in stock.
A lady went into an embroidery shop to buy some fancy beads for her dress.
So she tried another shop down the road.
Like this joke, the shops were all out of sequins.
