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Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now.
And there's notre dame thing they can do about it.
A horse walks into a bar...
and orders a beer.
As the bartender serves him, he looks at the horse and says "hey, why the long face, pal? Are you depressed?"
The horse ponders for a second, scratches his chin, and says "I don't think I am" - and promptly disappears.
See, this is a joke about Rene Descartes' famous statement, "I think, therefore I am." I could have mentioned this at the start of the joke, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
king Charles has a realistic chance of breaking one of Queen Elizabeths most famous records:
The record number of 15 prime ministers during her reign.
Statistics are like bikinis.
What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend.
Why is Darth Vader so famous?
He was the first black man to admit he is the father.
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So a prison break was happening...
And I happened to be walking around when it happened. It had a huge wall, and I saw someone climbing down from it. Turns out I knew the guy, he's a famous midget con artist that I ratted out. As he climbed down, he gave me this wretched look.
It was a little condescending.
A tourist decides to visit a native American Chief who is famous for his perfect memory.
"Okay, Chief..." says the tourist,
"Let's test that memory of yours. What did you eat for breakfast on May 9th, 1972?"
The Chief thinks for a moment, and responds "Eggs."
The tourist replies, "Wow, that's incredible! You really do have a perfect memory." and leaves.
Ten years later the tourist finds himself in the Chief's neck of the woods and decides to pay him a visit.
He enters the Chief's home and respectfully greets him, saying "Hau, Chief."
The Chief promptly replies, "Scrambled."
I used to rip off famous comedians' jokes to post on Reddit for easy karma.
I still do, but I used to, too.
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In the Irish army there is a s**... famous for eliminating targets by bouncing his shots off of rocks and other hard surface
His name is Rick O'Shea
I'm not afraid of getting Alzheimer's because it's like being famous.
You don't recognize anybody, but everybody recognizes you.
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