Famous Last Words Jokes
17 famous last words jokes and hilarious famous last words puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about famous last words that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Famous Last Words Short Jokes
Short famous last words jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The famous last words humour may include short famous jokes also.
- Famous Last Words Post your own. I'll start-
"Nah, thats not a dragon"
"And it looks like clear skies over hiroshima today" - Famous Last Words List your favorite ones. The one I liked the most when I was growing up:
Tarzan: "Who greased the vine?" - TIL of the famous last words from Karl Heinz who was executed for joining the wrong uboat (Germany, 1942)
- Not-so-famous last words "I need this s**... visit to Dallas like I need a hole in the head!" -JFK
- My great great great great great uncle during the revolutionary war was quoted for his famous last words, saying... "That s**... can't hit the broad side of a ba...."
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Famous Last Words One Liners
Which famous last words one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with famous last words? I can suggest the ones about last wish and a wise man once said.
- Famous last words of the father, when he killed his Son with a vacuum cleaner Dyson
- Anne Frank's famous last words. Brb, door
- Famous last words (silence)
- Q: Famous last words of a bomb disposal expert?
A: "Yes, the red wire." - Famous last words of a coke-addicted actress: Hey, that was my line!
- Famous last words Allah ackbar
Fun-Filled Famous Last Words Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about famous last words you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean famous people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make famous last words pranks.
(Not so) famous last words…
Col. Arrow Gant: Ha, at this range they couldn't hit an ele….
Start Trek Unnamed Ensign: Hey Wesley, look at this cute little…
Me: Honey, what do you think of this vegetable slicer for your Mother's Day gift…
"May I borrow your pen?"
"No, these are my special pens, and this is my second to last one"
"What's so special about them?"
"They are my ultimate writing instrument. I usually use them to keep track of the score in ultimate frisbee. Plus, they have famous people on them."
"Who is that?"
"That's Sean Penn. He's my favorite actor."
"Where did you get them?"
"At the University of Pennsylvania."
"Oh, I see. So that is your penultimate Penn ultimate Penn pen."