Family Reunion Jokes

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Funniest Family Reunion Short Jokes

Short family reunion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The family reunion humour may include short reunion jokes also.

  1. What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race? Josh Duggar at a family reunion.
  2. West Virginia Pregnancy Rate Hits All Time Low as COVID-19 Puts Stop to Family Reunions Not The Onion.
  3. My brother, uncle, and cousin came to my family reunion in Alabama To keep things simple, I call him "dad."
  4. My single friend told me he just wants to find someone he can relate to. I told him to try the family reunion.
  5. Family reunions must be really awkward in the south... Especially when you see your exes there
  6. Why did the Penguin open his umbrella at Batman's family reunion? Because it was a Wayne-y day.
  7. Why do children of recovering alcoholics have such big family reunions? They have twelve-step-parents.
  8. I'm always the life of my family reunions. It's no wonder they call me the laughingstock of the family.
  9. Why did the Confederate general get mad at his family? Because they wanted to have a reunion.
  10. So a hydraulic jack walks into his family reunion. . . and says look at all these Pump kins!

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Family Reunion One Liners

Which family reunion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with family reunion? I can suggest the ones about school reunion and family vacation.

  1. Funerals are like family reunions minus one
  2. What is the saddest family reunion? A chicken omelet
  3. Everyone at the family reunion got food poisoning Runs in the family
  4. How is the south dealing with birth control They are banning family reunions
  5. What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion? Seeing your ex.
  6. I just got laid at a party. I love family reunions.
  7. Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls? Family reunions.
  8. Where do guys from Alabama pick up girls? The family reunion.
  9. What's the same thing as a brothel in Kentucky. A family reunion.
  10. So I hooked up with this girl at a party But I forgot it was a family reunion
  11. I met my true love at a family reunion Oh no It wasn't like that! She was the caterer!
  12. How are Trumpies like Walmart? Conceived at a family reunion and crawling with criminals.
  13. What do you call a Vietnamese family reunion? A variety of Tings
  14. What will you find at a cannibal's family reunion? An anteater
  15. Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park? They were at a Tucker family reunion.

Family Reunion joke, Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

The Funniest Family Reunion Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about family reunion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean family day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make family reunion pranks.

Yo' Mama is so s**..., she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.

You're a r**... if:
-You have more fingers than you do teeth
-You cut your grass and find a car
-You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant
-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors
-Your age is higher than your I.Q.
-Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"
-You ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "It's a gummy bear."
-You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.
-You say "Watch this" every time before you goto the hospital.
-Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.

Where does a c**... meet his future wife? Family reunion.

Who is that only black guy at the family reunion?

Your fat sisters boyfriend

What do you call a German dust storm?

A Jewish family reunion.

A joke my grandma told me at our last family reunion.

Liz and Mary are working hard at their desks. Liz stands up and invites Mary to go outside for a cigarette. They go outside only to find it's pouring rain so badly it would be impossible to smoke. However, Mary pulls a c**... out of her purse and puts it around her cigarette and proceeds to smoke. Liz, completely astonished, thought it was the most fantastic idea ever. So, after work, she goes to a pharmacy and asks for some condoms. The clerk says, "What size?" The lady responds, "Big enough to fit a camel."

Fred and Susan were having their usual loud...

...and endless argument about family reunions.
At last, Fred relented. "I'm so sorry, Sweetheart. I didn't mean all those hateful things I said about your family. As a matter of fact, I like your mother-in-law a whole lot better than I do mine."

Identical Twins

A pair of identical twins is born and they are soon put up for adoption. One twin is adopted by a Spanish family, and given the name Juan. Another twin is adopted by an Egyptian family and he is named Amal.
Many years later, the biological parents decide that they would like to connect with their twins that were put up for adoption. Through the adoption agency, they contact the Spanish family and have a nice reunion with their son.
When the adoption agency asks the parents if they'd like to meet the other identical twin, the father says "No thanks. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

At a Smucker's family reunion...

...there is at least one mother Smucker

Why can't aardvarks have family reunions?

Because they're aunt eaters

A mother hears from her son that his dad was cheating on her...

So she decides to wait until they have a family reunion. Then, she asks the kid to say what he saw. The kid gets in front of everyone and says:
So... The maid and dad were in his room. He was n**... and then she started s**... his... Mom, how do you call that thing that you s**... when our neighbour's father visits you?

I met the girl of my dreams, but it turned out she was my cousin...

Lesson learned: Don't flirt at family reunions

I heard Josh Duggar is headed to prison

I think he's just headed to a family reunion.

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

The best thing about i**...

What's the best best thing about being married to your sibling? You only have to go to one family reunion.

Why did the Mexicans rent out the ritz?

They were having a family reunion.

A r**... goes to a family reunion

and says "Honey, I'm home!"

The only thing harder than diamonds

a r**... at his family reunion

Why did Sheryl Crow get arrested at her family reunion?

attempted m**....

You might be a r**... if... go to your family reunions to pick up women.

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

What do you call 88 r**... in an o**...?

A family reunion.

Whats the difference between a hillybilly family reunion and a h**... f**...?

At the f**..., there's DEFINITELY o**... not enjoying the s**....

I brought w**... and poker chips to my family reunion last week.

Apparently I missed the memo on what a "potluck dinner" was.

Gunther the cannibal was pretty late to his cannibal family reunion...

...they gave him the cold shoulder...

Little Joe was at the farm, when he saw a dead chicken.

It was lying on its back, rigor mortis locking its legs in the air. He asks his dad why the chicken has his legs in the air. Dad, who's not exactly the brightest fellow, tells him that it's so that Jesus can reach down and pull them to heaven.
Later, at the family reunion, Joe runs to his dad crying.
"What's the matter?" Asked dad, concerned.
Little Joey cries "Mum nearly died! She was on her back with her legs in the air screaming 'Jesus I'm coming!' If it wasn't for uncle bruce holding her down she would've been gone forever!"

Why do Neo-n**... go to family reunions?

To pick up Chicks

What's the difference between a h**... family reunion and a o**...

One is with the lights on and the other is with the lights off

What's the worst part about getting divorced in the south?

The family reunions are always so awkward

Hi, my name is Joe and im from West Virginia. Im very happy to say I FINALLY got a girlfriend...

Boy, that family reunion was wild

I love family reunions

It's where my parents first met

What do you call it when you show up near the end of a r**... family reunion?

Speed dating.

What is an o**... called in Alabama?

A family reunion.

How do you know when you're at a family reunion in Skyrim?(original joke)

They're all dovahkiin to each other.

What do you call r**... speed dating?

A family reunion

You might be a r**... if

You might be a r**... if you have a peeing for distance contest at your family reunions and Grandma always wins.

My parents meet a family reunion...

That's it

What do cold food, warm soda, and genocide have in common?

They all occur at family reunions.

My Jewish friend and I live in California where there were a lot of wildfires recently, and suddenly ashes started raining from the sky.

He said, "oh look, a family reunion!"

One day, when he was visiting family, Sleezy Steve happened to notice his cousin had become very attractive..

Steve: Hey cuz! Wanna play r**... family reunion?
Cousin: What?! No!
Steve: That's the spirit.

I read that there's going to be a "Rally for Love" in Wisconsin

Usually the just call it a "family reunion," but whatever.

Every family reunion we would see our uncle who we called caveman we called him that because he was big and hairy and every now and then he would eat one of us

Then we found out he was a bear

Isaac Newton was having a family reunion...

It turns out that his cousin Gravity is a really down to Earth guy

My wife just left me

Family reunions are gonna be pretty awkward now.

We called 911 immediately after our 91 year old grandmother fell down the stairs during our family reunion.

We were all relieved when the hearse finally showed up.

A Joke About Alabama

Me: What do you call an Alabaman family reunion
Friend: I don't know
Me: An o**...

Only in Alabama

When your girlfriend insists on coming to your family reunion because she is afraid you'll cheat.

What do you cal an o**... in Alabama?

A family reunion

What makes r**... family reunions so awkward?

Seeing all of my ex's there.

The Smith family is having a reunion.

The matriarch is a 110 year old woman who is confined to a wheelchair and cannot speak, so she uses a pen and notepad to communicate.
While watching her great grandchildren play, she begins to leeeaaan to the left. So cousin Joe lifts her back up and puts a pillow on her left side. Later she begins to leeeaaan to the right, so cousin John lifts her back up and puts a pillow on her right side.
Later, Uncle Bob approaches and asks if she's enjoying the family reunion. She takes out her notepad and slowly writes, "They won't let me f**..."

Family Reunion joke, My single friend told me he  just wants to find someone he can relate to.

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