Family Journey Jokes
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Chris Rea's two biggest hits in the UK are 'Driving home for Christmas' and 'Road to h**...'
Which if you have a family like mine, both songs describe the journey.
I left my family of wild dogs and set about a journey on a rubber dinghy.
It did it feral to sea.
After a 10 day journey, the turtle family finally arrives to the picnic location...
Upon arrival, mama turtle realizes they forgot the ketchup.
Junior, please go back and fetch the ketchup
No way! You'll start without me
Don't worry, we'll wait for you
I don't believe you
We promise not to start without you
Reluctantly, Junior leaves.
They way for a day... two... five... ten... twenty...
After 30 days, grampa turtle bursts:
I can't take it any longer!!! - and bites the sandwich
At this point Junior suddenly jumps from behind a rock and yells:
AHA!! I KNEW IT!!!
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