Family Friendly Christmas Jokes
5 family friendly christmas jokes and hilarious family friendly christmas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about family friendly christmas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good family friendly christmas joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Do you know anyone who will be alone without family or friends for Christmas?
Because I need to borrow some chairs.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
Because he'd alienated all of his friends and family by repeatedly asking them to touch his bones.
My new girl friend is always saying Christmas gifts should be "personal". So I was disappointed to discover...
...my whole family named on the court order.
A son is asked to lead the family in a Christmas prayer at dinner
BOY: But I don't know how to pray
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.
BOY: "Dear Lord" he started "Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor n**... ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.
At dinner, Little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer...
"But I don't know how to pray", he replied.
"Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc...", said his father.
"Okay", the boy said.
"*Dear Lord, thank you for the visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor ladies on Daddy's Blackberry who do not have any clothes. And provide shelter for the homeless man who uses Mom's room when Daddy is at work. AMEN!*"
**Dinner was canceled!**
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