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Family Affair Jokes

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Family Affair Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Each year, a lawyer takes his holidays at an out of the way, country hotel.

With each visit, he continues his affair with the hotel owner's daughter.
On his visit this year he finds out she has given birth to twin boys.
Why on earth didn't you tell me? said the astonished lawyer.
You know I would have married you and provided for the babies.
The woman replied, That may be so. But when I told my parents I was pregnant, we talked over the options and decided it was far better to have a couple of b**... in the family than a lawyer".

How little stefan got a brand new watch..

Little Stefan comes in to school one morning wearing a brand new watch. His best friend, little Jenny, wants to know where the watch is from, so Johnny tell his story," I was coming from the bathroom to my bedroom when I heard a strange noise from my parent's bedroom.
I walked in and saw them bouncing up and down. Dad said I could have anything I wanted as long as I didn't tell the family. I asked for a new watch and here it is."
Jenny decides she wants one too, so night after night she listens outside her parents' bedroom for any strange noises and, sure enough, eventually she hears some b**... and groaning from the other side of the door.
She walks in and catches her parents in the act, so her dad offers her anything she wants to keep quiet about the whole affair. Jenny immediately says, "I want a watch."
The dad sighs and says, "Alright, but go and stand in the corner and don't make any noise . "

What do you call cheating on your wife with her sister?

A family affair

In Soviet Russia, Comrade Wolf is going through his kill list.

Comrade Goat approaches him, *"Comrade Wolf, is my name on your list?"*
**"Yes."**
*"Give me one day to bid farewell to my family"*, Comrade Goat pleads.
***"Okay"***, says Comrade Wolf. He kills Comrade Goat after a day.
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The next day, Comrade Ox approaches him, *"Comrade Wolf, is my name on your list?"*
***"Yes."***
*"Let me sort out my affairs. Please kill me tomorrow"*, Comrade Ox begs.
***"Okay"***, says Comrade Wolf. He kills Comrade Ox after a day.
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On the third day, Comrade Fox approaches him, *"Comrade Wolf, is my name on your list?"*
***"Yes."***
*"Could you please remove it?"*
***"Okay."***

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