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A farmer has dozens of cows and two bulls, but both bulls are too old to mate anymore.
One day the famer brings a third bull into the field. The new bull is much younger than the other two, and immediately starts mating with cow after cow.
When the old bulls see this, one of them starts huffing, snorting, and scraping the ground with his hoof.
"Don't bother competing with that guy," says the other old bull. "You're too old. He'd laugh at you."
"I'm not trying to compete with him," replies the first old bull. "I just want him to know I'm not a cow."
A farmer and a necromancer sit in a bar and lament their suffering
Famer: raising a family is hard.
Necromancer: not if they're buried close enough to each other. With planning and skill, a single spell is all it takes
Farmer: what?
Necromancer: what?
Here's one for all of you baseball and chemistry fans
Hall of Famer Al Kaline wore #6 throughout his career, which actually makes him slightly acidic.
10 egg's
A woman comes to a famer and says: I want 10 eggs. The farmer respondes: me too!
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