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54 fame jokes and hilarious fame puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fame that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funny and relatable jokes about fame and all its trappings. Learn how to laugh at glory, bravado, and your own personal claims to fame. Get insight into the hall of fame and how Goldman takes it all in stride.

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Funniest Fame Short Jokes

Short fame jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fame humour may include short publicity jokes also.

  1. Another blonde joke A professor told his class:
    "Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"
    A blonde asked, "Who is 'seed'?"
  2. A blonde joke A professor is teaching his class and gets philosophical.
    "Fame will come to you only if you succeed "
    The blonde asks, " Who is Seed?"
  3. What do yo get if you're inducted into the serial killer hall of fame? A lifetime dismembership.
  4. I didn't become a surgeon for the money; I didn't do it for the fame either I just didn't become a surgeon
  5. Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame situated in Toronto? So that Leafs fans can remember what a Stanley cup looks like.
  6. Heard this joke from a little kid. Why was the broken phonograph in the Hall of Fame? Because it broke all the records.
  7. You have to wonder about a country where the bombs ... are smarter than the high school graduates. At least the bombs can find Iraq on the maps.
    (quote by
    Alan Whitney Brown of SNL fame)
  8. Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire were finally able to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame by using a Jedi mind trick... "These are not the 'roids you're looking for ..."
  9. My dad taught me that money and fame will come only if I succeed Anybody knows who seed is?
  10. Naughty Limerick There was once a man of great fame,
    Who thought every beast he could tame.
    But deep in his soul,
    The man was a troll,
    And that's how you just lost the game.

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Fame One Liners

Which fame one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fame? I can suggest the ones about glory and famous.

  1. I logged on to Reddit today and was promised Fame, Fortune, and Women The cake was a lie.
  2. I once dated the inventor of the stopwatch. That was my 15.535 seconds of fame.
  3. Finally accepted to the Mining Hall of Fame! I can't tell you how happy I am.
  4. How do architects, engineers and male pornstars gain fame? Through their erections.
  5. Where will Adrian Peterson go after he retires? The Valhalla Fame.
  6. How did Jim Morrison get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? The Doors
  7. I came inside of her not because of the fame but because of the human life on earth.
  8. Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
  9. How did the man that couldn't bleed come to fame? Buttsweat and tears
  10. Sheesh! I wish they'd just let Mr. Rose into the Baseball Hall of Fame, For Pete's sake!
  11. where does a celeb who trades s**... for fame be long to?

Hall Of Fame Jokes

Here is a list of funny hall of fame jokes and even better hall of fame puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why are the Pro Football Hall of Fame and the Cleveland Browns in the same state? To keep all the busts in one place.
  • Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto? It's the only way a Leafs will get to see the Stanley Cup.
  • Why is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in New York City, when the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland? Because the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland
  • Pete Rose was asked if he thought he'd ever make it into the Baseball Hall of Fame. "I wouldn't bet on it."
  • My love life is getting me in the Hall of Fame! Last time I got to first base was years ago.
  • Big Lebowski The Achievers....a man named Lee Cheevers. He is placed into the Hall of Fame. He is now Golden Lee Cheevers. ...

Walk Fame Jokes

Here is a list of funny walk fame jokes and even better walk fame puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • They're giving Steve Irwin a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame He's being put right between Sting and Billy Ray Cyrus
  • Why are celebrities buried standing upwards? Because their walk of fame stars are so close together
  • A s**... has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... ...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.
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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about fame can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fame puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing & Witty Fame Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about fame you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean reputation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fame prank.

(True story) After reaching the height of his fame, Alec Guinness went into a restaurant and dropped his jacket off at the reception..

When it was time to give his name, the Receptionist told him it wasn't necessary. Feeling flattered, Alec went to his table..
At the end of the night, he went to pick up his jacket. In the pocket of his jacket, there was the ticket stub. On the ticket stub, where his name was supposed to be, it said old man with glasses .

Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her.

It's called the Picabo ICU.

A man was praying to god for money and fame.

Another one comes and sneers at him, 'i always pray for honesty, modesty and other noble qualities in life'.
The man says 'very well mister, one always asks for the things they don't have!'

What's the difference between becoming a famous stand-up comedian by your own devices vs stealing your jokes?

One is luck n' fame, the other is f**...' lame.

Why is there a broken phonograph in the Baseball Hall of Fame?

Because it was a record player.
I'm tired and rebuilding a Victrola. If this is a repost, then good, all the ancient aliens people can s**... it with their "evidence". Sometimes multiple people just get the same idea for fuckall reason.

Jon Bon Jovi was inducted into the Rock hall of fame

I asked him, "aren't you disappointed and ashamed you aren't in the more prestigious Rock & ***Roll*** hall of fame?"

He said "Woah, we're halfway there".

Albert Einstein and Charlie Chaplin meet...

ALBERT EINSTEIN:- What I admire most about your art, is its universality. You do not say a word, and yet ... ... CHARLIE CHAPLIN:- It's true, but your fame is even greater! The world admires you, when nobody understands you!

In deference to his fame, Bill Cosby was jailed under a pseudonym.

There he is only known as 'Ben Dover'.

I still remember the gorilla who became super famous really quickly

Dang, the fame hit him like a bullet.

Herman Cain is going to find out about the Coronavirus 5x5x5 plan.

Positive test within 5 days of TrumpRallyTulsa
He spread Coronavirus to least 5 of his friends
He only has 5 minutes left of his 15 minutes of fame

Le'veon Bell is a famous football player,

However his fame fails in comparison to his older brother, Taco.

Did you hear that Vince Gilligan (of Breaking Bad fame) is now working for Nickelodeon?

The first show he's signed on to do is The Adventures of Skinny Pete & Pete

What is famous?

Three friends were arguing what being famous really means.
The first one states, "True fame is when you get invited to the white house".
"That's nothing" says the second "True fame is when you are in the white house, the red phone rings, and no one is there to pick it up so you answer the phone".
"You're all wrong" protests the third, "True fame is when the red phone rings, the president answers it and claims its for you".

Fame joke, What is famous?

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