False Jokes

Funniest False Short Jokes

Short false jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The false humour may include short true jokes also.

1. A guy walked into a prosthetic limbs store. He picked up a false shoulder, arm and wrist.
   The store attendant asked "Would you like a hand with that?"
2. Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu
3. Be true to your teeth Or they will be false to you!
   (My dentist laid this zinger on me during my 6mo check up today)
4. What do you say to a painting that has been falsely accused of being a fake? You've been framed.
5. Breaking News: Coup Underway - Trump takes control of senate and declares martial law! Oh wait... That was Palpatine.
   False alarm.
6. Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?
   A. Because of their loco motives
7. Three "facts" school taught me that turned out to be false 1. pluto is a planet
   2. You won't always have a calculator in your pocket
   3. Girls don't like having their hair pulled
8. If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.
9. I've been diagnosed with paranoia today. If you ask me, this is only supposed to give me a false sense of security.
10. Two programmers are talking about life... Programmer 1: Does my life have meaning?
    Programmer 2: False
    Programmer 1: Stop Boolean me

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False One Liners

Which false one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with false? I can suggest the ones about truth and fake.

1. Thought I heard someone say Hello in Arabic But it was a false Salaam
2. !false It's funny because it's true.
3. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China.
4. What is False Information spelled backwards? False Information
5. I was falsely accused of throwing batteries at people All charges were dropped
6. Did you hear the joke about the false piece of cloth? It was fabricated.
7. What did true say to false? Stop boolean me
8. What do you call a butler with false teeth? An indentured servant.
9. I don't meant to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty.
10. If Whole Foods sells sliced apples, Is it false advertising?
11. I got a guy who makes false teeth for me. He's an indentured servant.
12. What do stars and false teeth have in common? They both come out at night.
13. How does a woman with breast implants sing? With a false set-o
14. Why shouldn't you trust fake owls? Because they tell you false-hoots
15. I have good false memory I can misspell every single word in the dictionary.

True Or False Jokes

Here is a list of funny true or false jokes and even better true or false puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• True false tests Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests? It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
• I didn't really want to take my friend's true or false test But he wouldn't take no for an answer
• Eurt ton spelled backwards is false No, I was joking, it's not true
• Is it true there is a sub for everything? False.
  Haven't seen a sub for deez nuts
• How do you tell if water is true or false? Bring it to a bool.
• True or false? Kerry Katona actually owns a cat.
• I never understood the statement: "This statement is false." It's not true.
• True or False A german u-boat was sunk because of a malfunctioning toilet.
• It's true that the following punchline is the best It's false that the previous setup is the worst
• How do programmers become immortal With one fundamental change
  mortality = true;
  mortality = false;

True False Jokes

Here is a list of funny true false jokes and even better true false puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Every word of this joke is true True true true true true true true false
  I'm also a liar
• What is true and false at the same time? This
• The statement below is true... The statement above is false.

False Teeth Jokes

Here is a list of funny false teeth jokes and even better false teeth puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Dirty Pig Customer is disgusted when she sees a baker crimping a pie with his false teeth.
  Have you now got a tool for that job, you filthy pig
  Yes, I use that for the doughnuts!!
• I am a waiter in need of false teeth. Do I need to look for a new job? I don't think indentured servants are legal any more.
• I couldn't afford a set of false teeth, but I found a guy who would make me a set in exchange for me doing some work around his house. I guess you could say it was indentured servitude.
• Did you hear about the crocodile with false teeth? The birds refused to clean them because it was in-denture servitude.

False Advertising Jokes

Here is a list of funny false advertising jokes and even better false advertising puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Diaper companies should be sued for false advertising. Not once have they held the 22-37 pounds they promised.
• Life cereal uses false advertising... I poured it on my grandma and she still didn't wake up.
• The Investigation into Elon Musk's False Advertising Scandal Enters the Fifth Week. Elongate is really drawn out.

False Leg Jokes

Here is a list of funny false leg jokes and even better false leg puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "HEY, is that a rare T-Rex fossil leg? "Nope, fossil arm"
  Pronounced false alarm. Nobody got it last time and I think it's good.

Amusing & Witty False Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about false you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean incorrect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make false pranks.