False Eyelash Jokes
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False Eyelash Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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This joke was like "The Aristocrats" back in the day - question was how much you could elaborate it ...
Guy on a business trip gets to chatting with an attractive woman at the hotel bar and both of them being a little drunk, they wind up together in his bedroom.
So he's lying in bed watching her get ready, and first thing he sees is her take off her false eyelashes.
Then her false fingernails.
Then her wig.
Then her artificial arm.
Whereupon he says, "Hey honey - when you get to the part I want, throw it over here!"
You know what I want
A guy taking a overnight train settles down in his bunk in the sleeper car, he hears someone climb into the bunk below him. He looks down behind the curtain, its a beautiful blonde woman. She takes off her blouse and removes her falsies, she takes off her false eyelashes, she removes a fake eye, takes out her false teeth, and puts her prosthetic leg on the nightstand. Just then she looks up and see him. Naturally she is horrified and yells " What do you want?" He says " You know what I want, toss it up here!"
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