Fallout Jokes

Funniest Fallout Short Jokes

Short fallout jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fallout humour may include short far cry jokes also.

1. My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I referenced video games too much. That's such a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4.
2. Fallout 4 came out for most of us, but Japan doesn't get it until Dec. 17... That's absolutely fair; they got the original fallout 70 years ago.
3. Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though.
4. Don't buy Ukrainian boxer shorts... ...Chernobyl fallout.
   (*has to be read in a British accent*)
5. I saw Mission Impossible: Fallout yesterday. It's probably the longest iPhone commercial I'll ever watch.
6. One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.
7. Hey, have you heard of the person who got dumped over playing too much video games? That's such a trivial thing to Fallout 4.
8. Speaking from experience, don't argue with close friends about Bethesda Games. It's a terrible reason to fallout for.
9. i had to break up with my girlfriends because i was making references to Bethesda games what a strange thing to fallout for
10. Bethesda released a working title of their newest installment in flagship series- Fallout: Roseanne.

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Fallout One Liners

Which fallout one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fallout? I can suggest the ones about fission and radiation.

1. Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a ukranian holiday? Chernobyl fallout.
2. Why should you never buy Russian underwear? Because Chernobyl fallout.
3. EA just acquired a new video game license... Fallout
4. Why shouldn't you buy cheap jeans from Northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout.
5. What do marriage and Fallout 4 have in common? Never enough screws.
6. In fallout, why are caps used as currency? Because america is a CAPitalist country.
7. I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind... but I forgot it Radaway...
8. Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine? Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.
9. What do you call the fallout from an Israeli nuke? Zionizing radiation.
10. What do you do in case of fallout? Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
11. Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor.
12. My worst joke ever told What do you call the fallout of a cheese nuke? Debrie.
13. How do robots eat in the Fallout Universe? Photosynthesis
14. Did you hear about Fallout Boy's newest headwear? Yeah, now their selling Uma Turbans
15. What happens to all Vertibird pilots? They Fallout

Fallout 4 Jokes

Here is a list of funny fallout 4 jokes and even better fallout 4 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames.. She says its "just cause" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4..
• Japan doesn't get Fallout 4 until December 17th... Which is fair considering they got the original Fallout 70 years before us.
• Fallout 4 Convention Location: Japan
• What do you call a very rich fallout 4 fan? Kim Jong Un
• What do you call a crashed Vertibird? ( Fallout 4) An Invertibird.
• My Fallout 4 Review It's a blast.
• A guys longtime girlfriend broke up with him for playing too many video games... What a dumb thing to Fallout 4.
• Fallout 3: "Where's my father?" Fallout 4: "Where's my son?" Fallout 76: "Where's my refund?"
• My girlfriend says she's breaking up with me because of my excessive video game puns What a foolish reason to fallout 4
• Fallout (spoiler) I heard Fallout 4 is a real blast from the past...

Chernobyl Fallout Jokes

Here is a list of funny chernobyl fallout jokes and even better chernobyl fallout puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why don't Ukrainians where y-fronts? Because Chernobyl fall-out...
• If you are a man, don't visit nuclear disaster zones. Because chernobyl fallout.
• Why shouldn't you wear trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout
• What happens if you wear irradiated underwear? Chernobyl fallout.
• Why should you not wear Russian underpants Why should you not wear Russian underpants... because Chernobyl Fallout
  (English Joke)
• My girlfriend reminds me of Chernobyl... There's nuclear fallout when she over-reacts!
• Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fallout.

Fallout 76 Jokes

Here is a list of funny fallout 76 jokes and even better fallout 76 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Fallout 76 is a good game Thats it....
• Fallout 76 No, really. That's all. Fallout 76. Good job Todd.
• When does Fallout 76 come out? I'm tired of playing the beta still.
• What does Fallout 76 and gold plated velcro have in common? They're both $70 rip off's
• I'm having trouble sleeping, so I went to see a Sleep Therapist... I was prescribed Fallout 76
• Fallout 76 Fallout 76 is a masterpiece with no flaws whatsoever.
• Fallout 76? More like.. 0.76 cents. Update your engine(technologies) already. It's 2018.
• Fallout 76 I'll be here all night.
• I went out today to buy Red Dead Redemption 2 I opted with buying Fallout 76 instead!
• I was going to buy Red Dead Redemption today but I opted for Fallout 76 instead.

Fallout 3 Jokes

Here is a list of funny fallout 3 jokes and even better fallout 3 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is Liam Neeson's favorite video game? Fallout 3... Fallout 3.
• Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.

Hilarious Fun Fallout Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about fallout you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nuke jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fallout pranks.