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- A Jew and a Black fall out of a building... The black hits the ground first because chains fall faster than ash
- What's the only thing in the world that falls apart faster than Ikea furniture ? Sweden's defence against England
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Which falling faster than one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with falling faster than? I can suggest the ones about faster than and slower than.
- Which falls faster, a ball of wool or a ball of steel? Neymar
- List of things falling faster than Joe Hart The British Pound
- Russian economy is doing so poorly the ruble is falling faster than your mom's p**....
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a joke translated from turkish
Once upon a time there was a pit in a village, people used to wound themselves from falling into the pit. 3 elders of the village unite to a find a solution to this pit.
First one says that we should place an ambulance next to the pit, that way people will get to the hospital faster
Second one says that we should build a hospital next to the pit that way it will be even faster
Before the third one could talk Chad jumps in and says "y'all are idiots why don't we fill this pit up and dig one up next to the hospital.
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I realized that whacking off helps me fall asleep much faster
This whole time the cure for insomnia was within my grasp
Trump, Putin, and Kim Jong Un are walking through the jungle
They all trip and fall into a pit of quicksand. A sign next to the pit reads, "the more you lie, the faster you sink." Kim Jong Un is up to his neck, and Putin is at his waist. Trump appears to be perfectly calm and not sinking at all. Putin asks how this is possible. Trump replies, "I'll be alright. I'm standing on Sean Spicer."
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2 guys are watching a n**... man free fall from a cliff
o**... says: I thought he was crazy at first, but now I realise he has got b**... of steel
the other says: Yes, i know. And its making him fall even faster!!
(original joke, hope you like!!)
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Fast Thinker
Guy's first time parachuting... yada yada c**... fails, reserve fails. He's falling. But he sees a speck coming up toward him, faster than he's falling. He realizes it's a guy and figuring he has nothing to lose, he yells,
"Hey do you know anything about parachutes?"
and as they pass the other guy yells back,
"Sorry man, I don't . Do you know anything about propane BBQs?"
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[Slightly Offensive] A Jew and a black guy jump out of building, which hits the ground first?
The Jew, cuz pennies fall faster than basketballs.
Some American pilots challenged their Russian counterparts to find out whose planes are faster.
The Americans took the latest supersonic aircraft, but the Russians managed to get only an old, decommissioned Kukuruznik and tied it to the American plane with rope.
After takeoff, an American crewmember said to his commander:
"Sir, the Russians are right behind us!"
"What is our speed?"
"400 mph!"
"Raise to 500!"
"Sir, the Russians aren't falling behind!"
"Raise to 600!"
"Sir, I'm afraid we will lose!"
"Why?"
"They still haven't retracted their landing gear yet!"
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The day my dog died
When I was about four years old my brother had an old beater of a sports car, and one day he and my dad were draining the gas tank before they do more work. So they drain the gas into a bucket and then go inside for beer. My dog Hershey's t**... on up to the bucket and takes a nice long drink.. And then he began to run laps around our house, faster and faster until my dad came out to see all the commotion. Just as he got out Hershey's falls down on to his back and is still.
My dad frantically asked me What happened is the dog okay?!
I laughed and said Yeah he's fine, he just ran out of gas.