Fallin Jokes
18 fallin jokes and hilarious fallin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fallin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fallin Short Jokes
Short fallin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fallin humour may include short parachute jokes also.
- I got caught torrenting "Free Fallin", "American Girl", and "Wildflowers" They charged me with first degree Petty Theft.
- Did you hear about the guy who illegally downloaded Free Fallin' and r**...? He was charged with Petty theft.
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Fallin One Liners
Which fallin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fallin? I can suggest the ones about free and fall.
- Tom Petty doesn't use a parachute He's free fallin'
- Why does Tom Petty enjoy skydiving? Because he's Free Fallin'!
Uplifting Fallin Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about fallin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rap jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fallin pranks.
A falling battery killed a man today.
It was charged with m**....
I keep falling off my bike.
It's a vicious cycle.
This sub is seriously falling apart
I knew I should've gone to Subway
How do you know you're falling asleep and not just dying peacefuly?
You don't.
This sub is falling apart
I knew i should have just bought some mcdonalds, Subway is trash.
Someone was falling into a black hole
The gravity of their situation was really becoming apparent.
A falling Borg has no terminal velocity...
...Air resistance is futile.
Falling vending machines kill more people per year than sharks.
I've never even seen a shark near a vending machine.
I think I'm falling in love with my friend's butler.
Serves me right.
Falling rock
Waay back in the day the Indians had a child named Falling Rock, lovely kid. As soon as the white man came to their land Falling Rock disappeared. They couldn't find him anywhere, still even to this day we have signs on the road that say "watch for falling rock"
Falling in love makes you do s**... things.
One time I even got married.
I had a falling out with my friend over a protein powder
We decided to go our separate wheys
Why isn't anyone falling for my new Vietnamese prince email scam?
Maybe I didn't offer enough d**...?
Falling off Bed
A lunatic falls off his bed. He quickly gets up. 10 minutes later, he falls again. He thinks to himself "Good thing I got up 10 minutes ago, or I might have fallen on myself"
Falling in love is like eating paint chips.
Things might look pretty now, but in time you're going to feel dumb.