Fall Jokes

Funniest Fall Short Jokes

Short fall jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fall humour may include short fell jokes also.

1. If a tree falls..... A tree falls in the forest but doesn't make a sound.
   Hunter in camouflage gear: "WHAT THE HECK???!"
   Tree: "I mean, AAAAAARGH, I fell!"
2. Trumpty Dumpty Trumpty Dumpty promised a wall
   Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
   All the golf courses and all the white men
   Couldn't Make America Great Again
3. Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs Step 1:
   Step 2:
   Step 4:
   Step 7:
   Step 12:
   Step 18:
   Step 25:
   Hospital
4. What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.
5. How to find out if you're old or not: Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young. If they panic, you're old.
6. Today I saw a poor, old woman trip and fall. At least, I assume she was poor. She only had $4.75 in her purse.
7. I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice.. At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
8. Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared "mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"
9. How to fall down the stairs Step 1.
   Step 2.
   Step 3.
   Step 6.
   Step 11.
   Step 16.
   Floor.
10. TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.

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Fall One Liners

Which fall one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fall? I can suggest the ones about drop and winter.

1. Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
2. How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1
   Step 2
   Step 5
   Step 9
   Step 12
   Floor
3. What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table
4. Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well.
5. Instructions how to fall down stairs: Step 1
   Step 2
   Step 4
   Step 14
6. Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
7. A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff... ba dum tss
8. How to fall down stairs * Step 1
   * Step 2
   * Step 4
   * Step 15
9. My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall But it was his dumb asphalt
10. I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.
11. A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss
12. I saw a sign that said "Falling rocks" I tried. It doesn't.
13. What's big and white and will kill you if it falls out a tree? A freezer.
14. Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that one again.
15. How to fall down stairs Step 1
    Step 6
    Step 8, 9, 11, 12

Fall Asleep Jokes

Here is a list of funny fall asleep jokes and even better fall asleep puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do 50% of married men not fall asleep after sex? Because they still need to drive home
• I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought
• What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer? Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
• There's an actual medical term for when your foot falls asleep. It's called 'coma toes'
• Many people can't fall asleep due to some obsessive thoughts. Been thinking about this all night.
• CNN says that Trumpists have been falling asleep at Trump rallies lately Trump says it's all just fake snooze.
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  Credit where credit is due I stole this from YouTube comments.
• Girl are you a dishwasher? Because I would like to fill you with my dirty load in the evening, turn you on, and fall asleep before you finish
• Did you hear the one about rim jobs? It's very tongue in cheek.
  -came up with this while trying to fall asleep. Pretty sure it's OC
• How do you know you're falling asleep and not just dying peacefuly? You don't.
• I was fired after falling asleep on personal documents. Apparently you can't lie on your resume.

Fall Back Jokes

Here is a list of funny fall back jokes and even better fall back puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Me: "It's not about how many times you fall. What matters is how many times you get back up." Officer: "That isn't how field sobriety tests work."
• So my girlfriend is getting a bit older and her teeth are starting to fall out. It's okay, though. They'll grow back.
• Me: It's not how many times you fall, it's how many times you get back up. Cop: That's not how sobriety tests work.
• Raising my fist to the sky, I roared, "It's not how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up!" "Sir, that's not how field sobriety tests work." the cop replied.
• What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together.
• A woman texted me with the message, "Your adorable." I texted back, "No. YOU'RE adorable."
  Now she's falling for me. I was only correcting her grammar.
• Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
• Two atoms are walking back home together... One of the atom stumbles and falls
  Atom: ouch, I think I just lost an electron.
  Atom 2: are you sure?
  Atom: I'm positive.
• So I said, "It's not about how many times you fall down. It's about how many times you get back up." And the cop said, "Sir, now I'm going to ask you to take a breathalyzer test."
• There is an old Scottish proverb that says.... If you're smart enough to fall asleep in a field of cows, you're guaranteed to get a pat on the back.

Fall Guys Jokes

Here is a list of funny fall guys jokes and even better fall guys puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was at the airport when I saw a guy fall unconscious on the baggage carousel. He came around slowly.
• I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane. Until he hit the ground.
• I went skydiving today. The guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane, and as we began to fall he yelled in my ear "So how long you been an instructor?
• What's the difference between 'Light' and 'Hard'? Guys can fall asleep with a light on....
• What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building? 20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!*
  1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
• I'm in a gaming clan and our favorite season is Autumn We're the Fall Guys
• How do you make a guy with one arm fall out of a tree? Wave
• What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring? Stew.
• Two Melons Fall In Love The guy says, I love you so much, my sweet little honey dew. I don't want to wait. Let's run away to Vegas together.
  The girl replies, No, baby. I cantaloupe.
• I was walking along and I saw a guy fall into a nest of mosquitoes... ...it was malarious!

Fall Leaves Jokes

Here is a list of funny fall leaves jokes and even better fall leaves puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it'll leave me too.
• A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious.
  The bartender says "you can't leave that lyin' there."
  The man says "its not a Lion, its a Giraffe"
• How do you make leaves fall off of trees? You don't - they do it autumn-atically
• UK: We call it "Autumn", from the French word "Automne", and later, from the Latin "autumnus". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN
• A joke for fall. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
  Russell.
• Tingly feeling You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone?
  That's common sense leaving your body.
• Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in the Autumn, it's because of nostalgia? They're trying to get back to their roots.
• Why do trees drop their leaves in the fall? It's autumn-atic.
• Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj? She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up.
• Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring

Witty Fall Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about fall you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean collapsed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fall pranks.