Fall Jokes

Funniest Fall Short Jokes

Short fall jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fall humour may include short fell jokes also.

1. If a tree falls..... A tree falls in the forest but doesn't make a sound.
   Hunter in camouflage gear: "WHAT THE HECK???!"
   Tree: "I mean, AAAAAARGH, I fell!"
2. Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs Step 1:
   Step 2:
   Step 4:
   Step 7:
   Step 12:
   Step 18:
   Step 25:
   Hospital
3. What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.
4. How to find out if you're old or not: Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young. If they panic, you're old.
5. Today I saw a poor, old woman trip and fall. At least, I assume she was poor. She only had $4.75 in her purse.
6. How to fall down the stairs Step 1.
   Step 2.
   Step 3.
   Step 6.
   Step 11.
   Step 16.
   Floor.
7. TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.
8. Why do 50% of married men not fall asleep after sex? Because they still need to drive home
9. My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler... ... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
10. An emo and an apple fall out of a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, the emo is stopped by the rope.

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Fall One Liners

Which fall one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fall? I can suggest the ones about drop and winter.

1. What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table
2. Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well.
3. Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
4. How to fall down stairs * Step 1
   * Step 2
   * Step 4
   * Step 15
5. I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.
6. I saw a sign that said "Falling rocks" I tried. It doesn't.
7. How to fall down stairs Step 1
   Step 6
   Step 8, 9, 11, 12
8. How do you survive a fall without a parachute? Just like any other season
9. Why did the polynomial tree fall over? It didn't have any real roots
10. Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it'll leave me too.
11. The one thing that all women find attractive ...a man who doesn't fall for clickbait
12. What does the blanket say when it falls off the bed? "Sheet."
13. I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs. It's a step by step guide.
14. Humpty Dumpty always had a terrible summer. At least he had a great fall.
15. I keep falling off my bike. It's a vicious cycle.

Fall Asleep Jokes

Here is a list of funny fall asleep jokes and even better fall asleep puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought
• What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer? Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
• There's an actual medical term for when your foot falls asleep. It's called 'coma toes'
• Many people can't fall asleep due to some obsessive thoughts. Been thinking about this all night.
• CNN says that Trumpists have been falling asleep at Trump rallies lately Trump says it's all just fake snooze.
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  Credit where credit is due I stole this from YouTube comments.
• Did you hear the one about rim jobs? It's very tongue in cheek.
  -came up with this while trying to fall asleep. Pretty sure it's OC
• How do you know you're falling asleep and not just dying peacefuly? You don't.
• I was fired after falling asleep on personal documents. Apparently you can't lie on your resume.
• What do you call a male cow that keeps falling asleep? A bulldozer.
  I just made this up. I apologize for my self and my entire ancestory that led to this.
• What is the name of the captain of a boat made of cork? Bob.
  Sorry, this came to me as I was falling asleep.

Fall Back Jokes

Here is a list of funny fall back jokes and even better fall back puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Me: "It's not about how many times you fall. What matters is how many times you get back up." Officer: "That isn't how field sobriety tests work."
• So my girlfriend is getting a bit older and her teeth are starting to fall out. It's okay, though. They'll grow back.
• What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together.
• A woman texted me with the message, "Your adorable." I texted back, "No. YOU'RE adorable."
  Now she's falling for me. I was only correcting her grammar.
• Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
• There is an old Scottish proverb that says.... If you're smart enough to fall asleep in a field of cows, you're guaranteed to get a pat on the back.
• As the plumber left my house I saw something fall out of his back packet. I walked over and saw that it was a bag of drugs. But I didn't bend down to get it, because I didn't want plumber's crack.
• I saw a man fall on the ground and his wife yelled, "Someone call him an ambulance!" So I yelled back "Hey dude, you're an ambulance!" and left. Hope he's ok.
• Two back desk orchestral players go fishing And one falls out of the boat.
  He screams: "help, I don't know how to swim!"
  His partner replies: "just fake it!"
• I want to be a rock climber, but I'm taking mattress making classes just to be safe. It's…something to fall back on.

Fall Guys Jokes

Here is a list of funny fall guys jokes and even better fall guys puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane. Until he hit the ground.
• I went skydiving today. The guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane, and as we began to fall he yelled in my ear "So how long you been an instructor?
• What's the difference between 'Light' and 'Hard'? Guys can fall asleep with a light on....
• I'm in a gaming clan and our favorite season is Autumn We're the Fall Guys
• What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring? Stew.
• I was walking along and I saw a guy fall into a nest of mosquitoes... ...it was malarious!
• What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in? A rehearsal
• Two guys are walking through Africa when one of them falls in a river... "Hey, you fell in de river!" Says his friend
  "No I didn't!" he says
  "Oh you just in de-Nile!"
• A man was spotted carrying several stolen flannel shirts and scarves, as well as two gallons of cider when stopped by police the man claimed that he was "just a Fall guy"
• Did you hear about the guy who survived going over Niagara Falls? He barrel-y made it.

Fall Leaves Jokes

Here is a list of funny fall leaves jokes and even better fall leaves puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious.
  The bartender says "you can't leave that lyin' there."
  The man says "its not a Lion, its a Giraffe"
• How do you make leaves fall off of trees? You don't - they do it autumn-atically
• UK: We call it "Autumn", from the French word "Automne", and later, from the Latin "autumnus". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN
• A joke for fall. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
  Russell.
• Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in the Autumn, it's because of nostalgia? They're trying to get back to their roots.
• Why do trees drop their leaves in the fall? It's autumn-atic.
• Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj? She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up.
• Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring
• One day in August, Julius Caesar was standing on the balcony in his palace, watching the leaves drop silently from the trees. He was witnessing….The Fall of the Roman Empire.
• Why are leaves bad material for parachutes? because they don't survive the fall (autumn)

Witty Fall Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about fall you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fail jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fall pranks.