Falcon Jokes

Funniest Falcon Short Jokes

Short falcon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The falcon humour may include short eagle jokes also.

1. I went to the Atlanta Falcons locker room to get some change for a dollar... But they only gave me 3 quarters.
2. Listen…did you know falcons only live 12-15 yrs? That means every falcon alive right now was born in the 21st century which makes them… Millennium Falcons
3. Golden State Warriors "No one can choke harder than we did." Atlanta Falcons "Hold my beer."
4. I totally forgot the super bowl was tonight! Don't worry; so did the ~~Patriots~~ Falcons.
5. What's the difference between a dollar bill and the Atlanta Falcons? A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.
6. I went to the backyard this morning and I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast. It was a millennial falcon.
7. Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket. I guess the real joke is in the comets.
8. The Patriots are true gentlemen. They let the Falcons finish their game before they started theirs.
9. Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon.
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10. What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon? He found their lack of freight disturbing
    ^^May ^^the ^^Fourth ^^be ^^with ^^you!

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Falcon One Liners

Which falcon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with falcon? I can suggest the ones about bird of prey and seagull.

1. Saw a falcon eating avocado toast. Guess it's a millennial falcon.
2. How do you get a champagne cork back in the bottle? I don't know, ask a Falcons fan
3. How to reclose an opened bottle of champagne? I don't know, ask Falcons fans.
4. What do you call a bird born in the 90s? A Millennial Falcon
5. Chewbacca locked the keys in the Millennium Falcon....... It was a Wookie mistake!
6. What do you call a bird with no responsibilities? A millennial falcon
7. What do you call a narcissistic spaceship? The Millennial Falcon
8. Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box? Its was too falcon heavy
   I'm sorry
9. What does Hillary and the falcons have in common? They both blew it in the last quarter.
10. What's the best way to smuggle avacado toast across the galaxy? On the millennial falcon.
11. So, What do you call a depressed space bird? A Millennial Falcon
12. It's no wonder falcons are an endangered species They've got an extreme choking problem.
13. What do you call a spaceship that runs on all natural fuel? The Millenial falcon
14. Young Han Solo never bought his own ship... He just rented a Millennial Falcon.
15. Now that Han is dead, Chewbacca is flying the Millennium Falcon solo.

Millennium Falcon Jokes

Here is a list of funny millennium falcon jokes and even better millennium falcon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon? He's such a wookie pilot.
  I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
• How did the captain of the Millennium Falcon satisfy himself before he met Leia? With his Hans, Solo
• What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon? He found their lack of freight disturbing
• I like my bacon like I like the pilot of the millennium falcon Them: chewy?
  Me: No. Solo. *attacks them for looking at my bacon*
• What do you call a bird of prey born in the 00's. A millennium falcon.
• Apparently Chewbacca crashed the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it. It was a typical Wookie mistake.
• Did you hear about Luke Skywalker getting hit in the Millennium Falcon?... ... He wasn't very wookie.
• Why can Han fly the Millennium Falcon under the radar? Because he's Solo
• Yo Momma is sooo fat.... That when the Millennium Falcon saw her, Ben said "That's no moon"
• Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree? Because Han was flying so low.

Falcon Bird Jokes

Here is a list of funny falcon bird jokes and even better falcon bird puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
• I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast. It was a millennial falcon.
• What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence? A falcon genius.

Millenium Falcon Jokes

Here is a list of funny millenium falcon jokes and even better millenium falcon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
• How will we create the next generation of fans for Star Wars icons like The Millenium Falcon? Millennials f**...'.

Silly Falcon Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about falcon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vulture jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make falcon pranks.