Falcon Bird Jokes
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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?
A Millennial Falcon
The hawk on the patio
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey look at that big hawk out on the patio," he tells the bartender. "It looks like its eating some avocado toast." "Oh, that bird again," the bartender sighs. "I think its a Millennial Falcon."
So, What do you call a depressed space bird?
A Millennial Falcon
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?
A falcon genius.
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