Fake People Jokes
32 fake people jokes and hilarious fake people puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fake people that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Fake People Short Jokes
Short fake people jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fake people humour may include short fake name jokes also.
- The internet is so full of people making up fake stories for fake internet points that no one is giving any credit to the real heroes anymore... Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano
- This Facebook & Instagram being down is so frustrating I had to drive to 30 different peoples houses to find out what they had for dinner and to find out why COVID is fake.
- America, a land ... where many people think the moon landings were fake but professional wresting is real.
- Went to a podiatryst the other day It was just two people rubbing each other's feet. I got uncomfortable watching and soon left.
- The new industry slogan for people who design and create faux food for advertising in magazines, coupons, billboards, etc. "*We* fake it until you make it".
- I went to the African exhibit at my local zoo. I knew it was fake when I saw all of the people walking around with food.
- The police tried to arrest me recently for selling people fake glue... Good luck getting that to stick.
- Fake news is nothing... Compared to the 8 million people who died from fidget spinners in New York last year.
- Why does Nessie never come out of the water? People keep on calling it's photoshoots fake and gay.
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Fake People One Liners
Which fake people one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fake people? I can suggest the ones about fake and fake news.
- Though some people may tell you that the holy land is fake... ... it Israel
- Some people claim Epstein killed himself. Others are calling it fake noose.
- Some people like fake butter. Some men just want to watch the world churn.
- What do you call someone who sells people fake tennis equipment? A racketeer
- Why do some people think the falcon heavy launch was fake? Well, the rocket WAS staged
- Where do people go if they want to fake their death? They go Tupac-istan.
- Do you know how many people it would take all lying to fake the moon landing?
- why do british people love staring at fake news? they want to take a p**...
- Fake people are like pennies Two-faced and not worth a dime.
Hilarious Fun Fake People Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about fake people you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean two faced people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fake people pranks.
(OC) I started stealing granite tops from peoples kitchens and replacing them with fakes...
I keep having troubles getting the counterfeit.
(Its probably been done before because the pun is so obvious but I haven't yet heard it.)
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Take a woman you're interested in to a Haunted House. If she screams while people chase her with fake knives...
She'll probably scream when you try to actually stab her
On the night of his inauguration, Trump is visited by three ghosts.
Early in the night, FDR appears. When Trump asks him how he can make America great, FDR replies Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets. Trump's face sours, and he yells FAKE NEWS!
A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington's ghost. Trump asks how can I make America great again? Washington replies I would suggest you never tell a lie , which infuriates Trump.
Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks how can I make America great again? . Lincoln responds, go to the theater.
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The crazy house is running low on space...
So the staff call a meeting to see how they can bring their numbers down. They decide a test is in order.
Unfortunately, traditional Q&A testing didn't yield the kind of results they wanted so they get creative and paint a door on the wall of the lounge area.
The next day they wait and watch to see which patients fall for it. Soon there are lines of crazy people trying to open the fake door. Some resist but still look on in bewildered curiosity except for one man in the corner of the room laughing hysterically. They approach him and ask what he finds so amusing...
Patient: "All the lunatics trying to open that door over there. That's pretty funny"
The staff starts to get excited. This seems promising.
Doctor: "Their behavior seems foolish to you huh?"
Patient: "Downright s**... if you ask me."
Doctor: "Can you please explain why?"
The patient motions for the doctor to come closer and whispers into his ear: "Because I have the key!"
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20 reasons why chocolate is better than s**...
1. you can *get* chocolate.
2. 'if you love me you'll s**... it' has real meaning with chocolate.
3. chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. you can safely have chocolate while driving.
5. you can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. you can have chocolate in front of your mother.
7. if you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate doesn't mind.
8. two people of the same s**... can have chocolate without being called n**... names.
9. the word 'commitment' doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. you can have chocolate on top of your worktable or desk during working hours without upsetting your coworkers.
11. you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. you don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. with chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. you can have chocolate any time of the month.
16. good chocolate is easy to find.
17. you can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. you are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. when you have chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors awake.
20. with chocolate, size doesn't matter.