Fake News Jokes
57 fake news jokes and hilarious fake news puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fake news that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short fake news jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fake news humour may include short fake name jokes also.
- President Trump has tested positive for COVID-19 Doctors are expecting a swift recovery, citing that the virus is a hoax and fake news.
- I tried to research what the term confirmation bias means All I found was a bunch of fake news, so I stopped reading
- Donald Trump calls the media 'fake news' even when they're directly quoting something he said/tweeted... ...but since most of the things he says are fake, by transitive property, the news is fake too
- "Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!" - Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"
- If Donald Trump talks about "fake news" during the State of the Union... Does that make it the State of the Onion
- What's the difference between ancient religious texts and fake news? A little over 2000 years
- So I Heard Facebook has got a new fake news filter. All I wanna know is when they're gonna get the real one.
- Tim Cook joked about Trump getting his name wrong. Trump claimed it was fake news. Shows a lot about their character... But that's comparing apples and oranges
- Who takes the pictures for fake news? Who takes the pictures for fake news?
Fauxtographers. - "Fake News, inevitably, will be the death of us all" (~Napoleon Bonaparte; Washington Post Chief Editor circa 1612 A.D.)
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Fake News One Liners
Which fake news one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fake news? I can suggest the ones about fake and breaking news.
- Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel
- What has more holes than fake news? Batman's parents
- Studies show liberals are less susceptible to 'fake news' I read it on Facebook.
- Breitbart news is a lot like my girlfriend Fake.
- Fake news isn't the problem It's Fake headlines.
- Why can't we have April fools every day? At least all of the fake news is funny.
- What do you call fake news in the French press? Decaf
- Which "real"* months are the quickest? *February is fake news The ones that get to 31st.
- 2019? Fake News!! Dems did it. Covfefe.
- What did the Pumpkin say to the Skeletons in its closet? *Fake News*
- What do you call a witch hunt that finds the proof of wrong-doing? "Fake News!"
- Fake news! Is there fake news in the middle East?
Nope just sheikh news - How do you know that news is truly real? When the White House says it's fake.
- According to Snopes CNN is not fake news signed by Soros
- What do "fake news" and isis have in common? They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed
Fake News Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fake news you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fake people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fake news pranks.
First Jon Stewart retires, then Brian Williams gets suspended.
What's happening to fake news?
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Where did h**... go to hide from fake news?
De bunker
CNN recently released a new report from one of Trumps closest aides. The unnamed source has disclosed that Trump has been diagnosed with sphincter dysfunction.
President Trump responded: "the news is fake, but the leaks are real."
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Stop spreading the fake news that women are forced to wear hijabs.
It's their free choice between wearing them or getting s**... to death.
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Trump was arguing with his opponents.
"You know, Trump has a lot of similarities to h**...."
Trump: "Wrong, wrong! Fake news!"
"Mr. Trump, you know that 2 wrongs don't make a r**...."
Americans are so hung up on authenticity because of fake news
We have to be told that mayonnaise is REAL
After his visit to Poland, Reports say 74 percent of the natives thought President Trumps visit was a failure...
Trump responded, "THE POLS are WRONG, FAKE NEWS!
I saw a news article about how some wildlife biologists wanted to learn more about water buffalo, so they put on shaggy costumes and tried to join a herd.
But it was just fake gnus.
On the night of his inauguration, Trump is visited by three ghosts.
Early in the night, FDR appears. When Trump asks him how he can make America great, FDR replies Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets. Trump's face sours, and he yells FAKE NEWS!
A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington's ghost. Trump asks how can I make America great again? Washington replies I would suggest you never tell a lie , which infuriates Trump.
Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks how can I make America great again? . Lincoln responds, go to the theater.
Fake news is nothing...
Compared to the 8 million people who died from fidget spinners in New York last year.
Donald Trump was admiring the Sistine chapel
Trump : this is the bestest painting I've ever seen
Docent : yes indeed Mr. President , it was painted by Michaelangelo ..
Trump : I know the fake news media makes me look like an idiot but I'm not foolish to believe that it was painted by a freaking turtle
Donald Trump is standing in the gallows...
The executioner is fitting the rope around his neck.
Below the platform are all the news networks. They are all clamoring for a final statement before the man is hung for his crimes.
Trump simply smiles and shakes his head.
Finally, one question is heard above the roar of the crowd?
"Aren't you worried about dying?" A voice asks.
Trump shrugs his shoulders as he smiles again and shakes his head for the last time.
He replies: "Fake noose."
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An unreliable news outlet has claimed the president committed s**....
It was fake noose.
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Breaking news: Melania Trump's n**... pics are now online
Fake n**...
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BREAKING NEWS: The president was found in his office after trying to commit s**..., his statement:
"Fake noose."
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why do british people love staring at fake news?
they want to take a p**...
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You know what you can't see from space?
The Chinese wall. That's fake news.
But you know what you can see from space? Selenskyj's huge b**...