Fake Name Jokes
26 fake name jokes and hilarious fake name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fake name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fake Name Short Jokes
Short fake name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fake name humour may include short fake people jokes also.
- What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like:
Mike Hunt
Dixie Normous
Ivana fukalot
ect - My new nick name didn't work. My friend said if another guy tries to hit on her with a fake name, she'd blow a fuse.
To which I replied, "Hey nice to meet you, I'm A fuse." - Tim Cook joked about Trump getting his name wrong. Trump claimed it was fake news. Shows a lot about their character... But that's comparing apples and oranges
- With all sorts of new products out there, did you know the most effective form of birth control has been almost completely unchanged for over twenty years? Fake names.
- My Mom's Horse My Mom originally had a horse named Fandango. Later she got new horse named Noble. That Day I asked her, "Did they sell you fake tickets?"
- A Bad Joke for History 10/10 - "It was awful until I learned the name of the book." -Sugar Daddy, "A fake legend." -Sugar Mama
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Fake Name One Liners
Which fake name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fake name? I can suggest the ones about fake and fake news.
- Whenever I have a one night stand,I alweys use protection. A fake name and a fake number.
- Had a fake ID made. Now i have a new name, Justin Case
- NEVER fight a cougar Just give her a fake name and sneak her out in the morning
- What's the best form of birth control? A fake name.
- I don't always use a fake, Asian-sounding name... ...but when I do, I prefer "Dosekisu."
- What's the best form of protection when you don't have a c**...? A fake name
- How to practice safe s**...: Give her a fake name and address.
Fake Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fake name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean counterfeit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fake name pranks.
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What's the difference between a fake s**... addict and someone who uses fake names to get free noodles?
One's a pseudo-nymphomaniac, the other's a pseudonym-pho-maniac!
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TIL that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has it's own version of the devil . . .
You will know this fake Flying Spaghetti Monster by his name, for he is known as the Im-Pasta.
I was buying a map of an expensive brand.
When I was looking at the Middle East, I noticed that the countries were improperly named. I thought, maybe its a cheap copy of the brand and not actually from that brand?
So I went up to the shopkeeper, pointed at the improperly named countries in the middle east, and said "Is this fake?"
The shopkeeper replied by saying "No, no, Israel."
My grandma thinks her phone was hacked
She's been telling me for weeks that she thought her iPhone had been hacked and I kept reminding her that iPhones don't get viruses. Today she told me that it before it happens, she always get a message from his fake name, Mr. Bat Low.
True story
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20 reasons why chocolate is better than s**...
1. you can *get* chocolate.
2. 'if you love me you'll s**... it' has real meaning with chocolate.
3. chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. you can safely have chocolate while driving.
5. you can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. you can have chocolate in front of your mother.
7. if you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate doesn't mind.
8. two people of the same s**... can have chocolate without being called n**... names.
9. the word 'commitment' doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. you can have chocolate on top of your worktable or desk during working hours without upsetting your coworkers.
11. you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. you don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. with chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. you can have chocolate any time of the month.
16. good chocolate is easy to find.
17. you can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. you are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. when you have chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors awake.
20. with chocolate, size doesn't matter.
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A guy is grocery shopping when he sees a beautiful blonde, who smiles and waves at him.
She stops to talk to him, and he can't remember who she is. Instead of faking it, he fesses up and says, "Hi - you look really familiar, but I don't remember how I know you."
She responds, "My name is Taylor, and I think you're the father of one of my children."
The guy's mind reels with shock, and he thinks back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife. He asks, "Were you the dancer at my batchelor party, who my friends paid to tie me up and ride me, while I was drunk?"
The lady responds, "No - I'm your son's Math teacher."