Fake Jokes
175 fake jokes and hilarious fake puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laughter is known to be the best medicine, and if you want to get a good laugh, a fake joke could be just what you need. In this article, learn about why fake jokes are so popular, how to spot them and why it can be hard to tell them apart from genuine jokes. Get ready to laugh out loud with this article full of fake jokes about fake tan, fake eyelashes, fake names, and more.
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Funniest Fake Short Jokes
Short fake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fake humour may include short illusion jokes also.
- This past week I made a couple bucks selling fake eclipse glasses I'm not to worried though, those suckers will never see me again.
- A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe". Mom says, "Doesn't barbie come with Ken?"
And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken." - Here is the best one liner from the legend, Mitch Hedberg My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. "Oh, how did you know it was fake?"
"It had two zeroes instead of one." - In every koi pond of four or more, at least one is always fake. You've got koi's A, B, C, and then the D koi
- Mom, I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cause it was fake. "Oh, how did you know it was fake?"
"It had an extra zero." - The internet is so full of people making up fake stories for fake internet points that no one is giving any credit to the real heroes anymore... Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano
- The moon landings were faked… But the director was such a perfectionist that he demanded they be filmed on location.
- I'm dressing as the Republican healthcare bill for Halloween. I won't be leaving the house.
(Heard this on the podcast Fake the Nation and thought you all would like it.) - I bought a diamond ring on St. Patricks day but found out it was a fake They gave me a sham rock
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Fake One Liners
Which fake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fake? I can suggest the ones about dummy and lying.
- A japanese man once tried to fake his own death. His family didn't bereave him.
- Conspiracy theories are a lot like moon landings. They're all fake
- What do you call a fake noodle? An ImPASTA!
- The Holy Land isn't a fake place Israel
- What do you call a fake sudoku? A pseudo-ku.
- What do you call a fake gun? A JK-47
- What do rappers and vegans have in common? Fake beef
- My son thinks the land of the Jews is fake. I told him it Israel.
- What do you call a fake enemy? A faux!
- If the moon landing was indeed fake NASA would owe us a huge Apollo-gy.
- what do you call a fake fish? a de"koi"
>!(if you don't get it, say it out loud)!< - Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel
- I don't care what anyone says about Neymar faking hurt he's still my roll model!
- What's it called when a cat meows for food when their bowl is half full? Fake Mews
- Whenever I have a one night stand,I alweys use protection. A fake name and a fake number.
Fake News Jokes
Here is a list of funny fake news jokes and even better fake news puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- President Trump has tested positive for COVID-19 Doctors are expecting a swift recovery, citing that the virus is a hoax and fake news.
- I tried to research what the term confirmation bias means All I found was a bunch of fake news, so I stopped reading
- Donald Trump calls the media 'fake news' even when they're directly quoting something he said/tweeted... ...but since most of the things he says are fake, by transitive property, the news is fake too
- What has more holes than fake news? Batman's parents
- Studies show liberals are less susceptible to 'fake news' I read it on Facebook.
- "Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!" - Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"
- If Donald Trump talks about "fake news" during the State of the Union... Does that make it the State of the Onion
- What's the difference between ancient religious texts and fake news? A little over 2000 years
- Breitbart news is a lot like my girlfriend Fake.
- So I Heard Facebook has got a new fake news filter. All I wanna know is when they're gonna get the real one.
Fake People Jokes
Here is a list of funny fake people jokes and even better fake people puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- This Facebook & Instagram being down is so frustrating I had to drive to 30 different peoples houses to find out what they had for dinner and to find out why COVID is fake.
- Though some people may tell you that the holy land is fake... ... it Israel
- America, a land ... where many people think the moon landings were fake but professional wresting is real.
- Some people claim Epstein killed himself. Others are calling it fake noose.
- Some people like fake butter. Some men just want to watch the world churn.
- Went to a podiatryst the other day It was just two people rubbing each other's feet. I got uncomfortable watching and soon left.
- The new industry slogan for people who design and create faux food for advertising in magazines, coupons, billboards, etc. "*We* fake it until you make it".
- What do you call someone who sells people fake tennis equipment? A racketeer
- Why do some people think the falcon heavy launch was fake? Well, the rocket WAS staged
- I went to the African exhibit at my local zoo. I knew it was fake when I saw all of the people walking around with food.
Fake Name Jokes
Here is a list of funny fake name jokes and even better fake name puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Had a fake ID made. Now i have a new name, Justin Case
- What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like:
Mike Hunt
Dixie Normous
Ivana fukalot
ect - NEVER fight a cougar Just give her a fake name and sneak her out in the morning
- My new nick name didn't work. My friend said if another guy tries to hit on her with a fake name, she'd blow a fuse.
To which I replied, "Hey nice to meet you, I'm A fuse." - Tim Cook joked about Trump getting his name wrong. Trump claimed it was fake news. Shows a lot about their character... But that's comparing apples and oranges
- What's the best form of birth control? A fake name.
- With all sorts of new products out there, did you know the most effective form of birth control has been almost completely unchanged for over twenty years? Fake names.
- I don't always use a fake, Asian-sounding name... ...but when I do, I prefer "Dosekisu."
- My Mom's Horse My Mom originally had a horse named Fandango. Later she got new horse named Noble. That Day I asked her, "Did they sell you fake tickets?"
- A Bad Joke for History 10/10 - "It was awful until I learned the name of the book." -Sugar Daddy, "A fake legend." -Sugar Mama
Your So Fake Jokes
Here is a list of funny your so fake jokes and even better your so fake puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Bought my wife a beautiful big diamond ring. She asked, "Why didn't you buy me a new car ?"
I told her, "They don't make fake cars." - LPT: When calling out of work or school, don't fake congestion, etc... instead try using your best Indian accent. There's a much higher chance they'll believe you're Sikh.
- CNN says that Trumpists have been falling asleep at Trump rallies lately Trump says it's all just fake snooze.
Credit where credit is due I stole this from YouTube comments. - My best friend tried to hide his drug dealing through a fake tobacco company and glass manufacturer. It was all just smoke and mirrors.
- What's the difference between imitation bread and the Canadian prime minister? One is fake dough, the other is Trudeau.
- I got caught faking my way through an ancient history course I failed because Greek mythology is my achilles horse
- After seeing a palm reader, I gave him my money. He held the note up to the light and frowned. "This is fake," he said.
I said, "Now you know what it feels like." - What does a school cafeteria and the KSI vs Logan Paul fight have in common? Their beef is fake
- I didn't want to believe that my dentist's medical degree was fake But the tooth hurts.
- If I worked in a restaurant.... on valentines day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink.
Uproarious Fake Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about fake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean real jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fake pranks.
A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it
So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him.
Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it.
About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee.
The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked
the monk replied "Religious reasons."
The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, why do you need to repair fences?"
"Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."
I asked my wife to fake an accent from a developed country tonight...
to fullfill my fantasy that we have healthcare.
Did you hear about the magician who could create things out of thin air?
They contacted him to give him a TV show, but once they found out he was a fake, it never materialized.
The guy was in the store buying a fake Christmas tree.
The shop attendant asked him, "Are you going to put that tree up yourself?"
The guy replied, "Don't be disgusting! I'm going to put it in the living room!"
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Little Johnny is at Toys R Us...
Little Johnny is at Toys R Us looking for a new toy to buy. He finally finds a toy car he really likes and decides to buy it. He goes up to the cashier to pay for the toy car and offers fake Monopoly money. The cashier says to Little Johnny, "are you dumb? this is not real money." Little Johnny responds, "You're s**..., neither is the car..."
A Joke about Eastern Kentucky
In my younger years I used to counterfeit money and pass it off as real money. One day, after I made a fake $7 bill, I found a random guy on the street and asked him if he had change for 7 dollars.
"I sure do" the man replies as he hands me $3 and a $4.
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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a c**...?
A fake name
What do you call a fake Irish diamond?
A shamrock.
A real picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator...
...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official.
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree...
The guy at the counter asked my dad "are you going to put it up yourself?" To which my dad responded "don't be disgusting... I'm going to put it in the living room."
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Normally I hate those t**..., fake, rigged reality TV shows...
But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway.
I once knew a vampire who refused to drink blood
He would satisfy his cravings with fake blood, which his body rejected and he ended up dying from it.
I asked him on his death bed how the fake blood tasted and he said "a little irony"
What kind of tea isn't fake?
A property
Two back desk orchestral players go fishing
And one falls out of the boat.
He screams: "help, I don't know how to swim!"
His partner replies: "just fake it!"
I finally saw Kung Fu Panda.
I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
My friend said he recreated the Wow! Signal, but it was fake.
It was a Sham Wow!
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Stop spreading the fake news that women are forced to wear hijabs.
It's their free choice between wearing them or getting s**... to death.
I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites.
It's called Fake Newsies.
My dog is an amputee and his fake leg fell off while we were showing it to our friends.
It was quite the faux paw.
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What's the difference between a fake s**... addict and someone who uses fake names to get free noodles?
One's a pseudo-nymphomaniac, the other's a pseudonym-pho-maniac!
Honesty is the key to a good relationship.
If you can fake that, you're in.
What Do You Call A Fake Pepperoni?
Pepperphony.
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Did you hear the story about skin-toned bathing suits?
It was fake n**....
Trump and Pence go on a hunt.
As they are walking through the woods, they see an elk foraging.
"Hey look, an elk!" says Pence.
"Fake moose" says Trump.
What do you call a fake sign
An imposter
Baby skin isn't as soft as they say it is.
Or maybe my rug is fake...
(Repost but haven't seen it in awhile!)
Why did the president and his entourage drown?
"Fake canoes."
I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.
A friend of mine said, I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?
She did, I replied, But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!
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Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants?
Because everyone likes a little naan fiction
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What do you call it when someone lies about committing s**...?
Fake noose
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One day Donald Trump's n**... will leak...
And he'll do a press conference where he will announce: FAKE NUUUUDES
My friend glued a fake beard on to look like Jason Momoa
I don't think he could pull it off very well
What do you call a fake woodwind instrument?
A saxo-phoney!
kill me
Did you hear about the allegations on the forged distillery?
Sorry, fake brews.
Donald Trump was admiring the Sistine chapel
Trump : this is the bestest painting I've ever seen
Docent : yes indeed Mr. President , it was painted by Michaelangelo ..
Trump : I know the fake news media makes me look like an idiot but I'm not foolish to believe that it was painted by a freaking turtle
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You know why you should never trust Russian Pokemon?
Fake Mews.
The US government has resorted to jailing political dissidents using fake accusations
Reports say they were arrested on Trump'ed up charges.
Today I learned about Harvey E. Brown, a civil war surgeon who had so many amputations he ran out of fake legs and had to use a shovel.
It was a ground-breaking medical procedure.
I asked my girlfriend, did you fake it last night ?
She said \- no, I was really asleep last night.
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What's the difference between a fake dollar bill and a skinny p**...?
One's a phony buck
There's this friend of mine who's really fake...
I can't tell if he's friend or faux.
My girlfriend started crying because I called her fake
So I wiped away her tears and accidentally her eyebrows too
Donald Trump is convicted of treason
His punishment is hanging. On the day of his execution, the rope is tied around his neck as thousands watch. The floor drops, but Trump is unharmed. The noose was fake.
A good deal...
Guy 1: I wish my wife stops talking for at least a few min.
Guy 2: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace and she didn't speak to be for 6 months.
Guy 1: What? How? Was it fake?
Guy 2: No. That was our deal !
What do you call a fake Willem Dafoe?
Willem DaFaux
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Two pirates were aboard the Queen Anne's Revenge discussing the upcoming pirate captain's election
One says to the other: "Arrr matey, I'll give ye my clear glass eye if ye give me yer vote for captain tomorrow."
The other considers the proposal for a moment, then squeezes his fake wooden eye out of its socket, throws it overboard, spits on his hand and offers it to the first pirate.
"Arrr, an Aye for an eye it is, then."
Donald Trump goes to Africa in safari, but they only show him a photo of some wildebeests.
Fake gnus!
A clever way of telling if your kids asleep.
A man tells his kid,
You beep when you sleep.
The dad ends up convincing his kid that he actually beeps when he sleeps.
The next night the dad peeked into his kids room to see if he was asleep.
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
Now his kid makes beep noises when he fake sleeps.
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My friend made fun of me for being a wrestling fan. He said, "You know that stuff is fake right?"
I said, "So, are your wife's b**..., but I still enjoy them for three hours every Monday night."
Did you hear about the hate crime in NASCAR the other day?
Turns out, it was just some fake noose.
Today I read the noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage wasn't really a noose...
Fake Noose Media
What do you say to a painting that has been falsely accused of being a fake?
You've been framed.
