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178 fake jokes and hilarious fake puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laughter is known to be the best medicine, and if you want to get a good laugh, a fake joke could be just what you need. In this article, learn about why fake jokes are so popular, how to spot them and why it can be hard to tell them apart from genuine jokes. Get ready to laugh out loud with this article full of fake jokes about fake tan, fake eyelashes, fake names, and more.

Funniest Fake Short Jokes

Short fake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fake humour may include short illusion jokes also.

  1. This past week I made a couple bucks selling fake eclipse glasses I'm not to worried though, those suckers will never see me again.
  2. A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe". Mom says, "Doesn't barbie come with Ken?"
    And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."
  3. Here is the best one liner from the legend, Mitch Hedberg My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
  4. Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. "Oh, how did you know it was fake?"
    "It had two zeroes instead of one."
  5. In every koi pond of four or more, at least one is always fake. You've got koi's A, B, C, and then the D koi
  6. Mom, I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cause it was fake. "Oh, how did you know it was fake?"
    "It had an extra zero."
  7. The internet is so full of people making up fake stories for fake internet points that no one is giving any credit to the real heroes anymore... Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano
  8. The moon landings were faked… But the director was such a perfectionist that he demanded they be filmed on location.
  9. The US government hired Stanley Kubrick to film the fake moon landing. ...but he was such a stickler for doing it right that he insisted that they film on location.
  10. I'm dressing as the Republican healthcare bill for Halloween. I won't be leaving the house.
    (Heard this on the podcast Fake the Nation and thought you all would like it.)

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Fake One Liners

Which fake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fake? I can suggest the ones about dummy and lies.

  1. Your mom is so ugly... That the world faked a pandemic just so she has to wear a mask
  2. What do you call a fake Sudanese person? … a *pseudonese*
  3. A japanese man once tried to fake his own death. His family didn't bereave him.
  4. Conspiracy theories are a lot like moon landings. They're all fake
  5. What do you call a fake noodle? An ImPASTA!
  6. The Holy Land isn't a fake place Israel
  7. What do you call a fake sudoku? A pseudo-ku.
  8. What do you call a fake gun? A JK-47
  9. What do rappers and vegans have in common? Fake beef
  10. My son thinks the land of the Jews is fake. I told him it Israel.
  11. Yo mamma so ugly... The whole world faked a virus just to get a mask on her face.
  12. What do you call a fake enemy? A faux!
  13. Your mama is so ugly... The whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask.
  14. If the moon landing was indeed fake NASA would owe us a huge Apollo-gy.
  15. what do you call a fake fish? a de"koi"
    >!(if you don't get it, say it out loud)!<

Fake News Jokes

Here is a list of funny fake news jokes and even better fake news puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • President Trump has tested positive for COVID-19 Doctors are expecting a swift recovery, citing that the virus is a hoax and fake news.
  • Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel
  • I tried to research what the term confirmation bias means All I found was a bunch of fake news, so I stopped reading
  • Donald Trump calls the media 'fake news' even when they're directly quoting something he said/tweeted... ...but since most of the things he says are fake, by transitive property, the news is fake too
  • What has more holes than fake news? Batman's parents
  • Studies show liberals are less susceptible to 'fake news' I read it on Facebook.
  • "Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!" - Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"
  • If Donald Trump talks about "fake news" during the State of the Union... Does that make it the State of the Onion
  • What's the difference between ancient religious texts and fake news? A little over 2000 years
  • Breitbart news is a lot like my girlfriend Fake.

Fake People Jokes

Here is a list of funny fake people jokes and even better fake people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • This Facebook & Instagram being down is so frustrating I had to drive to 30 different peoples houses to find out what they had for dinner and to find out why COVID is fake.
  • Though some people may tell you that the holy land is fake... ... it Israel
  • America, a land ... where many people think the moon landings were fake but professional wresting is real.
  • Some people claim Epstein killed himself. Others are calling it fake noose.
  • Some people like fake butter. Some men just want to watch the world churn.
  • Fake people are like pennies Two-faced and not worth a dime.
  • How do people from fake African nations play Limbo? Same as everyone else, they Wakanda the stick.
  • Went to a podiatryst the other day It was just two people rubbing each other's feet. I got uncomfortable watching and soon left.
  • The new industry slogan for people who design and create faux food for advertising in magazines, coupons, billboards, etc. "*We* fake it until you make it".
  • What do you call someone who sells people fake tennis equipment? A racketeer
Fake joke, What do you call someone who sells people fake tennis equipment?

Fake Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny fake name jokes and even better fake name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Whenever I have a one night stand,I alweys use protection. A fake name and a fake number.
  • Had a fake ID made. Now i have a new name, Justin Case
  • What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like:
    Mike Hunt
    Dixie Normous
    Ivana fukalot
    ect
  • NEVER fight a cougar Just give her a fake name and sneak her out in the morning
  • My new nick name didn't work. My friend said if another guy tries to hit on her with a fake name, she'd blow a fuse.
    To which I replied, "Hey nice to meet you, I'm A fuse."
  • TIL that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has it's own version of the devil . . . You will know this fake Flying Spaghetti Monster by his name, for he is known as the Im-Pasta.
  • Tim Cook joked about Trump getting his name wrong. Trump claimed it was fake news. Shows a lot about their character... But that's comparing apples and oranges
  • What's the best form of birth control? A fake name.
  • With all sorts of new products out there, did you know the most effective form of birth control has been almost completely unchanged for over twenty years? Fake names.
  • I don't always use a fake, Asian-sounding name... ...but when I do, I prefer "Dosekisu."

Fake Mustache Jokes

Here is a list of funny fake mustache jokes and even better fake mustache puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • what do you call a guy with twirly mustache but not from france? A fake baguette
  • A mom finds a fake mustache and pair of glasses in her sons room.... She asks the son, "whose is this?"
    The son replied "Disguise".

Your So Fake Jokes

Here is a list of funny your so fake jokes and even better your so fake puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them.
  • Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants? Because everyone likes a little naan fiction
  • I bought a diamond ring on St. Patricks day but found out it was a fake They gave me a sham rock
  • Bought my wife a beautiful big diamond ring. She asked, "Why didn't you buy me a new car ?"
    I told her, "They don't make fake cars."
  • Yo mama so ugly Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask
  • LPT: When calling out of work or school, don't fake congestion, etc... instead try using your best Indian accent. There's a much higher chance they'll believe you're Sikh.
  • CNN says that Trumpists have been falling asleep at Trump rallies lately Trump says it's all just fake snooze.

    Credit where credit is due I stole this from YouTube comments.
  • My best friend tried to hide his drug dealing through a fake tobacco company and glass manufacturer. It was all just smoke and mirrors.
  • NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to help fake the moon landings But he was such a perfectionist, he filmed on location.
  • What's the difference between imitation bread and the Canadian prime minister? One is fake dough, the other is Trudeau.
Fake joke, What's the difference between imitation bread and the Canadian prime minister?

Uproarious Fake Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about fake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lying jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fake pranks.

A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it

So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him.
Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it.
About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee.
The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked
the monk replied "Religious reasons."
The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, why do you need to repair fences?"
"Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."

The moon landing was fake

But the film director demanded they film on site

If I worked in a restaurant....

on Valentines Day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink.

A man buys his wife a beautiful diamond ring for xmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

Did you hear about the magician who could create things out of thin air?

They contacted him to give him a TV show, but once they found out he was a fake, it never materialized.

The guy was in the store buying a fake Christmas tree.

The shop attendant asked him, "Are you going to put that tree up yourself?"
The guy replied, "Don't be disgusting! I'm going to put it in the living room!"

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us...

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us looking for a new toy to buy. He finally finds a toy car he really likes and decides to buy it. He goes up to the cashier to pay for the toy car and offers fake Monopoly money. The cashier says to Little Johnny, "are you dumb? this is not real money." Little Johnny responds, "You're s**..., neither is the car..."

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a c**...?

A fake name

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator...

...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official.

Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree...

The guy at the counter asked my dad "are you going to put it up yourself?" To which my dad responded "don't be disgusting... I'm going to put it in the living room."

What do you call a fake spaghetti?

An impasta

Normally I hate those t**..., fake, rigged reality TV shows...

But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway.

I once knew a vampire who refused to drink blood

He would satisfy his cravings with fake blood, which his body rejected and he ended up dying from it.
I asked him on his death bed how the fake blood tasted and he said "a little irony"

"When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?"

"Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Two back desk orchestral players go fishing

And one falls out of the boat.
He screams: "help, I don't know how to swim!"
His partner replies: "just fake it!"

What's it called when a cat meows for food when their bowl is half full?

Fake Mews

Stop spreading the fake news that women are forced to wear hijabs.

It's their free choice between wearing them or getting s**... to death.

What do you call a fake number puzzle

A pseudo-ku

My dog is an amputee and his fake leg fell off while we were showing it to our friends.

It was quite the faux paw.

What's the difference between a fake s**... addict and someone who uses fake names to get free noodles?

One's a pseudo-nymphomaniac, the other's a pseudonym-pho-maniac!

Honesty is the key to a good relationship.

If you can fake that, you're in.

Did you hear the story about skin-toned bathing suits?

It was fake n**....

Trump and Pence go on a hunt.

As they are walking through the woods, they see an elk foraging.
"Hey look, an elk!" says Pence.
"Fake moose" says Trump.

Baby skin isn't as soft as they say it is.

Or maybe my rug is fake...
(Repost but haven't seen it in awhile!)

Why did the president and his entourage drown?

"Fake canoes."

I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.

A friend of mine said, I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?
She did, I replied, But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!

What do you call it when someone lies about committing s**...?

Fake noose

One day Donald Trump's n**... will leak...

And he'll do a press conference where he will announce: FAKE NUUUUDES

I didn't want to believe that my dentist's medical degree was fake

But the tooth hurts.

My friend glued a fake beard on to look like Jason Momoa

I don't think he could pull it off very well

What do you call a fake woodwind instrument?

A saxo-phoney!
kill me

Donald Trump was admiring the Sistine chapel

Trump : this is the bestest painting I've ever seen
Docent : yes indeed Mr. President , it was painted by Michaelangelo ..
Trump : I know the fake news media makes me look like an idiot but I'm not foolish to believe that it was painted by a freaking turtle

You know why you should never trust Russian Pokemon?

Fake Mews.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Best joke that's ever been told.

Today I learned about Harvey E. Brown, a civil war surgeon who had so many amputations he ran out of fake legs and had to use a shovel.

It was a ground-breaking medical procedure.

I asked my girlfriend, did you fake it last night ?

She said \- no, I was really asleep last night.

What's the difference between a fake dollar bill and a skinny p**...?

One's a phony buck

After seeing a palm reader, I gave him my money.

He held the note up to the light and frowned. "This is fake," he said.
I said, "Now you know what it feels like."

There's this friend of mine who's really fake...

I can't tell if he's friend or faux.

Manafort and Cohen flip on the President. Trump is convicted of treason. He is 'hung by the neck until dead.' Miraculously, minutes after his hanging, he walks out of the gallows and addresses the press:

"Fake noose, folks."

What does a school cafeteria and the KSI vs Logan Paul fight have in common?

Their beef is fake

My girlfriend started crying because I called her fake

So I wiped away her tears and accidentally her eyebrows too

Donald Trump is convicted of treason

His punishment is hanging. On the day of his execution, the rope is tied around his neck as thousands watch. The floor drops, but Trump is unharmed. The noose was fake.

A good deal...

Guy 1: I wish my wife stops talking for at least a few min.
Guy 2: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace and she didn't speak to be for 6 months.
Guy 1: What? How? Was it fake?
Guy 2: No. That was our deal !

Two pirates were aboard the Queen Anne's Revenge discussing the upcoming pirate captain's election

One says to the other: "Arrr matey, I'll give ye my clear glass eye if ye give me yer vote for captain tomorrow."
The other considers the proposal for a moment, then squeezes his fake wooden eye out of its socket, throws it overboard, spits on his hand and offers it to the first pirate.
"Arrr, an Aye for an eye it is, then."

A clever way of telling if your kids asleep.

A man tells his kid,
You beep when you sleep.
The dad ends up convincing his kid that he actually beeps when he sleeps.
The next night the dad peeked into his kids room to see if he was asleep.
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
Now his kid makes beep noises when he fake sleeps.

My friend made fun of me for being a wrestling fan. He said, "You know that stuff is fake right?"

I said, "So, are your wife's b**..., but I still enjoy them for three hours every Monday night."

I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing

But since Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location.

Did you hear about the hate crime in NASCAR the other day?

Turns out, it was just some fake noose.

Today I read the noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage wasn't really a noose...

Fake Noose Media

What do you call the space between fake b**...

Silicon Valley

What do you say to a painting that has been falsely accused of being a fake?

You've been framed.

Bra Sazes

Have u ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for? Well its time you became informed!

(A) Almost b**....
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!!!

I asked my diabetic friend to fake an emergency so we could get out class.

He said "Piece of Cake"

Fake joke, I asked my diabetic friend to fake an emergency so we could get out class.

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