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Fake Eyelash Jokes

3 fake eyelash jokes and hilarious fake eyelash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fake eyelash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Fake Eyelash Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good fake eyelash joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Which singer doesn't need fake eyelashes?

Billie Eilish.

I was pleasantly surprised that my GF's mom had passed away

all of her fake jewellery, vintage 60s style clothing, cheap make up and cosmetic products, wigs, fake eyelashes and tonnes of other unwanted stuff to a charity

You know what I want

A guy taking a overnight train settles down in his bunk in the sleeper car, he hears someone climb into the bunk below him. He looks down behind the curtain, its a beautiful blonde woman. She takes off her blouse and removes her falsies, she takes off her false eyelashes, she removes a fake eye, takes out her false teeth, and puts her prosthetic leg on the nightstand. Just then she looks up and see him. Naturally she is horrified and yells " What do you want?" He says " You know what I want, toss it up here!"

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