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I'm not sure faith can move mountains...
But we all know what it can do to skyscrapers.
I'm so faithful, I don't even have a girlfriend and I STILL don't sleep with other women!
After many faithful years as a Christian, John's dedication finally paid off as he found himself the girl of his dreams.
At the wedding he walks over to his best friend for advice.
"Hey man! What is it that I'm supposed to do when I get her all alone after the wedding?"
"Ah, that's simple. You just take your most prized-possession and stick it in where she pees."
"Ah! Thanks dude!"
"No problem!"
Later that night, John took his bowling ball and put it in the toilet.
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Went to a faith healer group last night.
It was so s**..., even the guy in the wheelchair walked out.
Faithful dog for sale
Faithful dog for sale read the add, as such John called up the owner for details.
- Hey, I saw your offer for a good natured dog, I have a couple of questions.
- Shoot.
- He good with kids?
- Very. He's kind and gentle and has endless patience.
- yard dog or house dog?
- House trained but loves the yard as well.
- Cool. Last, is he really faithful?
- Oh yeah, very faithful. This is the fifth time I'm selling him.
Faithfull
After having died, a couple souls flied to the heaven gate, St.Pierre opened the door and informed that for one time of unfaithfulness to each other in their life they will be prod by a needle.
After being prod 5 times, the wife turned to ST.Poerre and asked:
Where is my husband?
He is lying on the sewing-machine table St.Pierre replied.
Why is faith a virtue?
Doesn't matter, I have faith that it is.
How much faith does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, faith can only move mountains.
I still have some faith in humanity
and I owe it to the kind people who leave free unbrellas at public places on rainy days. Just when you need them the most.
Une blague en Français - For french people only
Une femme avoue à son mari qu'elle a un fantasme depuis plusieurs années de faire l'amour pendant qu'un grand noir leur fait du vent avec une feuille de palmier.
Après y avoir bien réfléchi, le mari décide de demander à son collègue de l'aider.
Le lendemain, ils sont donc tous les 3 (la femme, le mari et le collègue) dans la chambre à coucher. Le mari commence à prendre sa femme pendant que le collègue bouge la feuille de palmier.
Après quelques minutes, sentant que sa femme ne réagit pas tellement, le mari propose à son collègue d'échanger de place avec lui. Et là, la femme crie et pleure de joie pendant que son mari fait bouger la feuille de palmier rapidement.
Au bout de quelques minutes la femme finit par jouir comme une folle.
Le mari engueule alors son collègue : "Tu vois ! C'est comme ça qu'on doit faire du vent avec une feuille de palmier !!"
*N.B. : I have nothing against english it is just easier for me to write this Joke in French.*
i don't know if faith can move mountains
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Faith is everything
A man is about to jump from a plane. Right before he jumps, he looks down and freezes in place.
"Don't worry," says the pilot, "If something goes wrong - start chanting 'Oh great Buddha, please save me'".
Skeptical but with renewed confidence, the man jumps. At the right height, he tries to open his parachute. Nothing happens.
He tries to open the spare parachute. Nothing happens.
Terrified, the man shouts: "OH GREAT BUDDHA, PLEASE SAVE ME!!"
Suddenly, the man stops falling. He looks down and finds a huge hand, safely carrying him to the ground. As soon as the hand reaches the ground, he jumps down.
"Phew, thank God!"
*s**...*
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Faith healer visits a small town
And sets up a prayer meeting. All the faithful are there and are ready for a miracle.
One man hobbles up and says "I've been lame since I was a boy. Can I be healed?"
The preacher says "All who believe will be healed. Now go behind the curtain"
Another man walks up and says "C-c-can you c-c-c-cure a stuttttttter?"
Preacher says "all who believe will be healed. Now go behind the curtain"
The preacher starts praying then tells the lame man, "throw out your crutches". Two crutches come flying out from behind the curtain. The crowd goes wild!
Then the preacher asks the stutterer "tell us in a loud clear voice, what are you seeing?"
A voice comes from behind the curtain,
"the f-f-f**... f-f-fell flat on his f-f-face"
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