Fairy Jokes
128 fairy jokes and hilarious fairy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fairy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this selection of hilarious fairy jokes! From Tooth Fairies to Christmas Fairies, Mermaids and Goblins, there is something for everyone. Laugh along at funny sprite jokes guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.
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Funniest Fairy Short Jokes
Short fairy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fairy humour may include short leprechaun jokes also.
- "Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? " "No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
- I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
- When I was young, at bedtimes... My mum used to tell me fairy stories with a happy ending. Just one of the benefits of having a masseuse as a parent I guess.
- My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale... I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest.
- The teacher said Little Timmy, do you believe that you have a fairy godmother? Little Timmy said I'm not sure, but I've got an uncle we keep an eye on.
- How does the winter solstice decorate its tree? With sparkly stars, fairy lights, and a moon on top!
- I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow. When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy... - I'm like Cinderella - I wash, clean, cook ... Wife:
\- I'm like Cinderella - I wash, clean, cook ...
The husband responded:
\- I told you, if you marry me, you will live like in a fairy tale! - Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
- What's the difference between US and USSR fairy tales? US fairy tales start with "Once upon a time there was"
USSR fairy tales start with "Really soon there will be"
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Fairy One Liners
Which fairy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fairy? I can suggest the ones about mermaid and princess.
- Why don't fairies live under toadstools? Because there's not mushroom!
- My dentist is gay I guess that makes him the tooth fairy.
- What do you call a gay dentist? The Tooth Fairy
- How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist? They're always searching for the tooth.
- What do you call a Gnome with his head up a Fairy's dress? A-Goblin.
- We're so poor We're so poor that the tooth fairy gave us food stamps
- Where does a majority of a hockey player's salary come from? The tooth fairy
- Which fairy tales are longest? The ones that drag on.
- When is a Pixie not a Pixie? When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
- I saw a book on obedience training for cats… It was in the fairy-tails section.
- How do you classify fairy tale creatures? Gnomenclature
- When is a Gnome not a Gnome? When he's up a Fairys skirt, he's a Goblin.
- What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling? A Diction Fairy
- What's the Tooth Fairy's favorite time? Two thirty
- What do you call the slang of Fairy World? Jorgen
Tooth Fairy Jokes
Here is a list of funny tooth fairy jokes and even better tooth fairy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A good lawyer, the Tooth-fairy, Santa Claus, and a homeless man are walking down the street, They see a 100$ bill, who gets it?
The homeless man obviously, the rest are mythical creatures - Posting OC before bed is like waiting for the tooth fairy You're always disappointed when you wake up
- The Tooth Fairy wasn't too impressed with the dentures I left under my pillow... ...Tooth be trolled.
- Tooth Fairy The only thing the tooth fairy teaches children is that they can sell body parts for money.
- Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an honest lawyer, and a drunk man are walking down a road. They see a coin on the floor. Who picks it up? The drunk man. The other three are mythical creatures.
- The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the tooth fairy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says What is this, some kind of joke?
- I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.
- Who is the poorest in England? The Tooth Fairy!
- Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend. - Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy? Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
Fairy Tale Jokes
Here is a list of funny fairy tale jokes and even better fairy tale puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is the difference between english and russian fairy tales? English fairy tales start with "Once upon a time.."
Russian fairy tales start with soon comrades, soon.. - The World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time a young man asked the fairest lady in the village to marry him. She looked him up and down and said "No."
He lived happily ever after. - Why did the old witch in the woods get removed from the Grimm's fairy tales? Hansel Culture.
\-- Late Night with Seth Meyers
(I apologize for this) - One day a handsome young man proposes to his girlfriend, but she says no. And the man lives happily ever after!
- How do all Mexican fairy tales begin? Juan-ce upon a time...
- My Favorite Fairy Tale The dog who cried woof
- "Religion is a fairy tale," one man said. "That's harsh," I replied. "Fairy tales aren't a cause of war."
- What do you call a fairy tale character with an eating disorder? Thumbulimia.
- What's a common theme among Japanese fairy tales? Happy endings.
- My wife makes life a fairy tale Grim.
Fairy Godmother Jokes
Here is a list of funny fairy godmother jokes and even better fairy godmother puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I have a weakness for you "I have a weakness for you." she said as she caressed the child.
"And depression."
"And acne."
added other fairy godmothers.
Heartwarming Fairy Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about fairy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean goblin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fairy pranks.
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."
The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze" so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says "I'll be an artist" so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says "I got a masters degree in art."
A man is in the desert..
and he hasn't drink or eat in a few days. Suddenly, this magical fairy appears, but she has no water or food. She gave him all she could. The man finishes the bottle of warm liquid quickly and asks for another bottle. The fairy gives him another bottle and the man finished it quickly. The man asks for a third bottle, but the fairy says,"Sorry, you'll have to wait until next month."
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Men are greedy b**....
A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
"I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." says the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
The husband says, "Sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92.
Moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful b**... should remember - fairies are female.
I believe in the Zodiac
I'm a Pisces, by far my favorite type of fairy. Something a bit tragic, my grandmother was a Cancer, and she was actually killed by a giant tumor.
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Little Johnny's dad asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees...
Little Johnny claps his hands over his ears and says, "I don't wanna hear anymore! First you tell me there's no Santa Claus, and then there's no Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy either. If you're about to tell me grown ups don't have s**..., I got nothin' to believe in anymore!"
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Bend over, little fairy...
...a wish is a wish.
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
My marriage is pretty much like a fairy tale.
Every time i try to tell my wife she's a princess she either falls asleep, runs away, or asks me to prove it.
and since i don't have a magic carpet or poison apple it's kind of hard...
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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?
The tooth Fairy.
Lawyer Riddle
A high priced lawyer, a low priced lawyer and the tooth fairy are sitting at a table. There is a $20 bill in the middle of the table. All of a sudden, the lights in the room go off. When they come back on, the $20 bill is gone. Who took it?
The high priced lawyer, because the low priced lawyer and the tooth fairy are figments of your imagination.
Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?
An un-armed gingerbread man
I was playing Wind Waker the other day...
I found a fairy right before the boss and I realized
That was healthfull
What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
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Who is the poorest guy in the south?
The Tooth Fairy.
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When is a fairy NOT a fairy?
When its down your pants; then its a goblin!
Man in the book store
a man enters a bookstore and asks: do you have a book called " men- king of the house"
gets a reply: No, we don't sell fairy tales here.
Why does the fairytale kingdom smell so awful?
Because of all the toad stools.
swimming pool wishes
At a swimming pool: Three guys climb a high-dive tower and meet a good fairy who offers to fulfill a wish for each of them. One jumps and says, "Beer!" - and the pool is full of beer. The other one jumps, says, "Money!" and the pool is full of money. The last one starts to jump but slips and, falling, yells, "SHIIIIIIT!!!"
Fictional creatures started their own newspaper
I thought it was going to be all fairy tales, but it was pretty imp-press-ive.
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man bun? or d**... Knot?
neither, it's a fairy tail.
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What do you call a gay dentist?
A tooth fairy!
(Not mine, credit goes to my friend Kibbles and Bits)
What do you call a 2D fairy?
Pixie-lated
Fairytales
You know what the two most known fairytales start with?
"Once upon a time" and, "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."
Why Disney hates 2016...
A Prince, a princess, and a fairy died.
Three guys are stranded on a desert island
Suddenly a good fairy appears and tells them: "I will grant each of you one wish".
The first guy says: "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, I just want to be home." His wish is granted.
The second guy says: "I've always wanted to see the world so I wish to be in Paris." His wish is granted.
The third guy says: "Oh man, now I'm all alone :(.
I wish the two other guys back!"
I heard there's a war against fairy bread happening at the moment...
Hundreds and thousands have already lost their lives.
I'm a fairy.
My name's Nuff. Fair enough.
World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motocycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank.
The End
I used to wonder why the tooth fairy never visited me...
Then I remembered I live in Kentucky.
A Fairy Tale
After his daughter is cursed by the dark fairy, Maleficent, King Stefan summons his royal carpenters and commands them to make the finest, most comfortable bed in all the land.
"It will be done, Your Majesty," replies the master builder. "Does His Majesty prefer a queen or a king?"
"A king, since you asked," whispers Stefan, "…but don't tell that to the queen!"
Who gets the money?
In a room there is a poor Nigerian man, a rich Nigerian man, Santa Clause, and the Tooth Fairy. In the middle of the room there is a million dollars. Out of the 4 who gets the millions dollars?
Obviously the poor Nigerian man because the other 3 do not exist.
"Do you write fairy tails as well?"
A man was told that "a fairy would soon be coming here"
When it came, he said to it "I wish to travel the world without any limitations"
And so he climbed onto the ferry.
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What do you call someone who believes in a magical bearded sky fairy?
A religious liar.
You are what you eat said the fairy, unwisely
Pinocchio gave an eery look at the elementary school.
Fairytale princesses be like....
I kissed a frog and I married it.
What did the fairy say to Pinocchio?
Lie Pinocchio lie!
So I'm dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes...
Yeah she is pretty basic.
Russian joke
Two peasants, Boris and Igor are poor. Boris has a goat. Igor does not. One day while walking thru the woods, Igor meets a fairy. "What do you wish for?" She ask.
"I wish" Igor says "that Boris's goat should die"
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When I was a kid, my parents fed me a lot of b**..., like believing in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. But I finally started thinking for myself and realized it was all wishful thinking.
Thank you Jesus!
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A young man is walking through the woods. Suddenly a grandmother comes out of the forest.
\- My dear, I'm enchanted princess, if you sleep with me, I will turn into a beautiful girl and execute your three wishes.
The young man, of course, is disgusted, but still three wishes ... He agrees, has s**... with his grandmother and says "come on, turn to a princess, here are my wishes..."
\- Wow, boy, you are so big and still believe in fairy tales
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I think my parents might be m**... heads.
The tooth fairy keeps taking my money and leaving behind teeth.
A couple had been married for 35 years,
the pair was also celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them each one wish.The wife said she wanted to travel around the world. The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and BOOM! The wife had the tickets in her hand.Then it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said boldly, "Well, I'd like to have a wife 30 years younger than I." The fairy godmother picked up her wand and BOOM! He was now 90.
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Both of my parents died in a car c**... when I was a kid.
Not only did I lose my parents, but Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny all forgot about me that year too.
What is the difference between a capitalist fairy tale and a Marxist fairy tale?
A capitalist fairy tale begins with Once upon a time, there was.....
A Marxist fairy tale begins with Someday, there will be...
A man meets a fairy
"I grant you 2 wishes" , says the fairy.
"I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty" , says the man.
He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full.
"And youre second wish?" , the fairy asks.
"Another one of those"
A man was eating cookies at the park.
While eating his last cookie out of the bunch, he was approached by an old lady. She was putting her hands out, gesturing if she could have his last cookie. The man broke the cookie in two and gave the old lady half of the cookie.
With a single bite, a bright light flashed and the old lady turned out to be a fairy in disguise "For your selflessness, I shall grant you a single wish."
"I wish for a red sportscar!"
With a flick of a wand, half of a sportscar fell in front of the man.
The old, evil, bald king had three sons.
The youngest one shared his traits but the two older sons were not of an evil nature. In order to make sure the youngest one succeeded him, the king captured a fairy and promised it freedom in exchange for a wish.
"I wish for my youngest son to be my heir" said the king.
The son disappeared and the king was no longer bald.
