Fairway Jokes
15 fairway jokes and hilarious fairway puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fairway that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fairway Short Jokes
Short fairway jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fairway humour may include short golf course jokes also.
- "Do you think I'm good at golf, dad?" asked my son, before his tee shot. I said, "You've got a fairway to go yet."
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Fairway One Liners
Which fairway one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fairway? I can suggest the ones about golf and round golf.
- Why don't good golfers cheat? Cause they play the fairway.
- What's a golfer's favourite song? Fairway to Heaven
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Fairway Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about fairway you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean golf swing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fairway pranks.
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Golf
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake. The caddy looks back at him and says, I don't think you could keep your head down that long.
A man decided to take up golf
so he signed up for lessons with the local pro. The pro showed him the proper stance and grip and swing and then said, Now just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green. The novice teed up and smacked a beauty, straight down the fairway, onto the green, stopping inches from the hole. Now what? the man asked the shocked pro. Uh, you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup. Oh, great! said the beginner in a disgusted tone. Now you tell me!
A man goes golfing
And he hits the most incredible drive, an absolute rocket. 100 down range a bird flies into the middle of the fairway, gets smoked by the ball and drops down dead. The man walks up to the bird and sees that the ball has gone right through!
This begs the question, is it a birdie or a hole-in-one.
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What's the difference between a golfer and Harrison Ford?
A golfer **wants** to land on the fairway.
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A guy regains consciousness in hospital with a golf clup imbedded in his skull.
The doctor acked him if he can remember what happened.
"Well, I remember I was playing golf with my wife. She sliced her tee shot into the cow paddock next to the fairway. We looked for her ball for a while but couldn't find it. On the off-chance, I lifted a cows' tail, and sure enough there was a ball lodged there. I turned and said to my wife, 'honey, this looks like yours', next thing I know I'm in here..."
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Two guys are playing a round of golf
They're on the green of one hole just over a hill when they hear a crack from the fairway behind them. A ball sails over the ridge and lands near the two golfers. One says to the other,
Hey I've got an idea. Let's put the ball in the hole and give the guy a hole in one.
So they take the ball and put it in the hole. Minutes later a guy comes running over the ridge and asks if the guys had seen where his ball went.
o**... replies,
Yes it came right over the ridge, bounced once, and went right in the hole!
Great! the guy says, That gives me a 9!
Jesus, Moses, and an old bearded guy are all golfing...
It's a par 5 and Moses hits his tee shot first and it lands in the fairway.
Jesus hits his tee shot also in the fairway but a little further than Moses's.
The old bearded guy steps up and shanks his tee shot way to the right. The ball bounces off a tree in to a pond where a turtle grabs the ball in his mouth spits it on to the green and a duck kicks it near the hole and a gust of wind puts the ball in the hole.
The old man starts walk toward the next hole like nothing happened when Moses says to Jesus angrily Jesus, I'm done golfing with your dad!
Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf.
Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the water trap but still lands in the water. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But just before it lands in the water a fish jumps out of the water and catches the ball in his mouth, then an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws, then the eagle flies over the green and is hit by a sudden bolt lightning and the eagle drops the fish.
When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of his mouth and rolls in for a hole in one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling around we won't bring you next time!"
Two friends are out playing golf...
One of them is checking out his buddy's clubs.
"Looks like a decent set-up you have there," he says. "But just one question-- why one earth do you carry a 1-iron?"
"Well, I bring that with me just in case there's a thunderstorm," the friend replies.
"What do you mean?"
"Whenever I see lightning overhead, I immediately grab my bag, run out to the center of the fairway, and hold that club straight up in the air."
Taken aback, the first guy asks, "Why would you do that!?"
"Because," his friend says, "Even God can't hit a 1-iron!"
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Golf "is" a drag
Bob and his three golf buddies were out, playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused, looked down the fairway and began to s**... uncontrollably.
The other three gathered around him and asked: Whats wrong?
Bob looked down at his feet, sniffed and dried his eyes, then apologized for his emotional outburst.
"Im sorry, I always get emotional at this hole - it holds very difficult memories for me."
One of his buddies asked:" What happened? What could have gotten you so upset?"
Bob stared silently off in the distance, then said in a low voice, "This is where my wife and I were playing 12 years ago when she suddenly died of a heart attack; right at this very hole!"
Oh my God, the other golfers said:"That must have been horrible! "
"Horrible? You think it's horrible? "Bob cried in disbelief;" It was worse than that!!!!Every hole for the rest of the day, all the way back to the clubhouse it was hit the ball, drag Alice, hit the ball, drag Alice..."