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Guy walks into a bar with brown robes on...
Guy walks into a bar with brown robes on and the bartender asks "what's with the robes, you just get out of a Renaissance faire?
He replies, No I'm a Carmelite priest.
The bartender exclaims "I'll be d**...!
He answers I hope not!"
What would you call the union to which Russia belonged for most of the 1900's if it were a laissez faire system and not one of autocratic communism?
The So-be-it Union
Une blague en Français - For french people only
Une femme avoue à son mari qu'elle a un fantasme depuis plusieurs années de faire l'amour pendant qu'un grand noir leur fait du vent avec une feuille de palmier.
Après y avoir bien réfléchi, le mari décide de demander à son collègue de l'aider.
Le lendemain, ils sont donc tous les 3 (la femme, le mari et le collègue) dans la chambre à coucher. Le mari commence à prendre sa femme pendant que le collègue bouge la feuille de palmier.
Après quelques minutes, sentant que sa femme ne réagit pas tellement, le mari propose à son collègue d'échanger de place avec lui. Et là, la femme crie et pleure de joie pendant que son mari fait bouger la feuille de palmier rapidement.
Au bout de quelques minutes la femme finit par jouir comme une folle.
Le mari engueule alors son collègue : "Tu vois ! C'est comme ça qu'on doit faire du vent avec une feuille de palmier !!"
*N.B. : I have nothing against english it is just easier for me to write this Joke in French.*
My wife is on her lady time while at the Renaissance Faire and told me she was craving chocolate.
I asked her if the craving was period-specific.
What do you call an economic system based around corn with little intervention from the government?
Maize-ez faire capitalism
Where does the first order spend its weekends?
At the Kylo Ren Faire!
Variations of a nail joke. (Heard at a Ren Faire, modified)
The Goldman Nails company is trying to bolster business. They start a contest to create an advertisement for the business. The first submission is from an older lady.
It starts with a man with a beard in a white robe hammering away at wood. The shot pulls back to reveal an massive wooden ship and the figure turns and says "I'm Noah and I use Goldman Nails."
The second submission is from an elderly gentleman. It opens with a king sitting surrounded by men working on a great temple. The king says "I am king Solomon and all of my men wisely use Goldman Nails."
The last submission was by little Johnny. It opens on a desert. A man runs across the screen. He has a crown of thorns on this head and blood is coming out of his side. It is clearly Jesus. He runs off and two Roman Centurions run into focus. They look at each other; winded, one says to the other "We should have used Goldman's nails"
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