Fair Trade Jokes

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Funniest Fair Trade Short Jokes

Short fair trade jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fair trade humour may include short trade jokes also.

  1. I saw a sign that said "watch for children". and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"
  2. A guy walks into an auto parts store and says to the clerk, "I would like a pair of new windshield wipers for my Yugo." The clerk responds, "Sounds like a fair trade."
  3. Every time I see a street sign that says "Watch for Children" I can't help but wonder if that's a fair trade.
  4. I saw a sign that said, watch for children. I thought to myself... Thats a fair trade. - Demetri Martin.
  5. A person walks into an auto shop and says I'd like a gas cap for my KIA.
    The car mechanic thinks for a few moments says, OK, that seems like a fair trade.
  6. Guys walks in to a parts store. Can I get a new gas cap for my Yugo? The attendant replies, sounds like a fair trade to me.
  7. I was hungry and low on potassium, He needed a device to help him weigh things, it seemed like a fair trade... Banana for scale
  8. I went into the Auto Parts store I said:
    "I want a new gas cap for my AMC Gremlin."
    The owner said:
    "Sounds like a fair trade."
  9. So i said to the guy in the Phone Shop "I'd like to get a new smartphone for my wife" He looked her up and down, then said
    "Seems like a fair trade!"
  10. Next time I see a sign that says "Watch For Children," I'm gonna take the deal. It seems like a fair trade and I need a new watch.

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Fair Trade One Liners

Which fair trade one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fair trade? I can suggest the ones about fair and world trade.

  1. Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend Fair trade if you ask me
  2. I read a sign today that said Watch for Children I thought it was a pretty fair trade
  3. A man just got a car for his wife. Now, thats what you call a fair trade.
  4. I saw a sign that said "watch for kids"... Sounds like a fair trade.
  5. Last Christmas i got a bottle of scotch for my wife. That was a fair trade.
  6. My friend got a dog for his wife. I told him it was a fair trade.
  7. Barkeeper: Do you want a beer for your wife? Me: Sounds like a fair trade!
  8. I just got a new watch for my ex-wife Seems like a fair trade.
  9. I like my men like I like my gravy... Thin, rich, and preferably fair trade.

Fair Trade Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about fair trade you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean good honest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fair trade pranks.

Yugo Humor

Guy walks into a parts store and says, "I'd like a new gas cap for my Yugo". Guy at the counter says, "OK, that sounds like a fair trade".
>Q: How do you make a Yugo go from 0 to 60 in five seconds?
>A: Push it off a cliff.
>Q: Why do Yugos have rear-window defrosters?
>A: To keep your hands warm.

A guy walks into a car part store...

He says to the man behind the counter, "I need a gas cap for a Geo Metro."
The guy behind the counter thinks for a second and then says, "I think that's a fair trade."

The World's Most Politically Correct Joke

A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a m**..., a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.
Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.

Sure women live longer than men, but we spend that extra time at awkward bridal and baby showers wishing we were dead, so I feel like it's a fair trade.

Did you know there is a huge fair where people trade junk for s**... favors?

It's called a swap meat.