Failing School Jokes
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Funniest Failing School Short Jokes
Short failing school jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The failing school humour may include short failing test jokes also.
- Did you hear about the farmer that failed dairy farming school? He didn't work well with udders.
- I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I failed medical school in the last semester. I was so close I could taste it.
- I failed medical school for the same reason I failed English class Improper: Colon placement
- Why wasn't the number 3 allowed back into school after failing his Spanish test? Because there's No Trespassing!!
I'll show myself out - I have a crush on my teacher AND on the girl sitting next to me It's getting so bad, I may fail out of home school.
- My sister failed high school and has never been in a relationship I told her "If you tried harder, you could have gotten a D"
- I got arrested for shooting up a school. Apparently, I failed to notice signs prohibiting photography in the aquarium.
- There was a young boy who failed school, Acted a bit of a fool.
Went out to Iraq, smoked a whole lot of crack,
And his legs ended up in Kabul. - Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus? He refused to integrate.
- Cows People who think that cows are bad for the environment have udderly failed in school.
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Failing School One Liners
Which failing school one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with failing school? I can suggest the ones about bad school and skipping school.
- What gets four As and a B but still fails in schooling? ALABAMA
- A man walks into the bar But fails since he was too busy drinking through law school
- why did the orange fail school? It couldn't concentrate.
- My neighbor failed the entrance exam for butcher's school. He didn't make the cut.
- What is the name of a Chinese girl that struggles in school? Fai-Ling!
- I almost failed out of beauty school But they let me take a make-up exam
- What do you call a doctor who failed med school ? Dentist.
- I failed algebra class when I was in school... I never knew Y.
- I used to get paid to write other students essays in high school. Everyone failed.
- I failed scissors school. I didn't make the cut.
- I can't count how many times I failed maths at school.
- He failed out of medical school Guess he couldn't make the cut.
- What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home? Got high.
- My dog failed puppy school. He was always wagging class.
- Why did the doctor fail medical school? His handwriting was legible.
Failing School Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about failing school you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean leaving school jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make failing school pranks.
Chintu: "You never study, so how come you don't fail your math tests?"
Pintu: "Because whenever there is a math test, I don't go to school!"
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Little Jewish boy that can't understand math
Two Jewish parents are very concerned that their little boy is failing at mathematics. They exhaust every method of tutoring and schooling, until they reach their last resort.... Catholic School.
The very next day little Elisha comes home from school, runs to his room, and began studying. To the parents astonishment when his reportcard arrives he has an A in math!!
They asked Elisha what the difference was and he replied," When I saw what they did to the poor guy on the plus sign I knew they were serious!!"
The Jewish Kid at the Catholic School
A Jewish family just moved into a new town because of the fathers work and are looking for a good school for their son to attend. Since the public schools are notoriously terrible, they look to the private schools. After asking around, they learn that St. John's Academy is by far their best option. The boy is a great student and does well in every subject. Except math. Year after year he fails math. His parents are confused because he is such an excellent student in all other subjects. They even get him a tutor, but he continues to fail.
A few years later, they move again. Another new school. But this time it is a public school. He passes math the first semester with an A. His parents ask him why math had been so hard for him at St. John's.
He replied "Well in the classroom they had a picture of a guy nailed to a plus sign and I couldn't focus because I thought I was next!"
My dad's day at work...
My dad is a police officer out here in New Jersey (US), and the irony is perfect.
My dad drives up to a nearby school and spots three teenagers smoking cigarettes out back. Somebody recently called from the area about a kid who was stealing outside equipment from the neighborhood and one of the teenagers matched the description. My dad drives up to them and calls the one matched over to his car. He asks him what they've been doing and the normal of an officer. My dad then asks, "What's your name sir?" and the teenager failed to answer. My father asks again with still no answer. At this point, his friends stood up and are walking towards the car to figure out why my father was speaking up. They hear my dad ask again, "What is your name sir?" and one of the kids exclaims, "Calvin don't tell him".
I always knew that I would fail Geography at school.
Especially when I couldn't find the exam hall.
A 13 year old boy has difficulty with mathematics, failing in public school.
His parents were not religious but after a friend's suggestion they felt a private Catholic school may be more effective. His grades began to rise dramatically after this switch. Asked what has helped him so much, he responded
"When I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they meant business!"
In the USSR's School system it was very important not to fall asleep while the teacher was talking
Or you would fail to achieve class consciousness.
When I was a young boy, I was bad at Maths
I was so bad that I was expelled from my school for failing that subject so often. Because of this, my father sent me to Catholic school and after going for a year, my grades improved. The reason being, the second I walked through that door and saw the guy nailed to the fricking plus sign, I knew this school meant business.
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Did you hear the one about the philosophy major that failed out of school?
Apparently he put the w**... before Descartes
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I recently failed out of military school when I was asked what steps I would take to ensure my safety during a t**... attack.
Apparently, 'Fucking large ones' wasn't the right answer.
A young kid was smart, but was failing math.
He simply refused to apply himself. The parents tried everything to no avail. Finally, in desperation, they put him into a private Catholic school. When they got his first report card they were delighted to see he got an A in math. They asked him what had finally motivated him. He said "When I first walked into the school and saw that guy on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew these guys were serious."
You come across three performing mimes. One is in an invisible box, one is cutting an invisible rope, and one is fighting an invisible man. Which one failed mime school?
The one who won't shut up about it.
I was sitting down at my desk and I started thinking. I started thinking about everybody I've failed just because I wasn't good enough...
And then I realized I'm an awful school teacher.
My boyfriend complains about my stretch marks.
He failed school. I say these are the only marks you'll ever get.
So last week I had my driving test
Halfway through the test, we passed a primary school and unfortunately someone walked out into the road, took me completely by surprise. I was really upset that I'd failed my test, until the examiner assumed me that it was fine, it was only a minor.
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After 4 Years of Failing High School, Bobby Finally Got an A+ From His Teacher
its because he studied, you pervs
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When I was in high school I had to have s**... with my teacher so I wouldnt fail algebra...
... homeschool was weird.
Around 1900, in a school in Austria
The 11-12 year olds were quizzed on European capitals. Teacher asks boy:
What is the capital of Germany? "Berlin!"
What is the capital of France? "Berlin!"
What is the capital of Great Britain? "Berlin!"
Teacher: No son, you failed and were wrong on 2 out of the 3, what was your name again?
"Adolph!"