Failed Exam Jokes
72 failed exam jokes and hilarious failed exam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about failed exam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Failed Exam Short Jokes
Short failed exam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The failed exam humour may include short exam fail jokes also.
- I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting between two identical twins. It was impossible to differentiate between them.
- I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.
- I have an archaeology exam tomorrow And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way...
My future's in ruins. - What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his exams? "Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything!" - I passed my Algebra test today but failed my Biology exam. The aftermath was really difficult.
- After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third anatomy exam... the answers were inside me the entire time
- If I had 50 cents for every mental health exam I've failed... I'd have cats.
- How to fail an ethics exam? You cheat on it.
- Why did the student fail the exam? Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
- I failed my chemistry exam today. They asked me to give an example of free radicals. Apparently, 'ISIS fighters' was not the correct answer.
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Failed Exam One Liners
Which failed exam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with failed exam? I can suggest the ones about failing test and exam results.
- Just found out I've failed my German exam. Sacre bleu!
- I just failed my butcher's exam. Mis-steaks were made.
- Why did communism fail the exam? Because it lost Marx.
- I took a prostate exam at home, I think I failed... I lost my pen
- Why did the communist fail his exam? He didn't get full Marx
- Bad news. Just found out that I've failed my English exam That's the 3th time now...
- I failed a lot of maths exams More than I can count
- My neighbor failed the entrance exam for butcher's school. He didn't make the cut.
- I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam But I passed with flying colors
- I almost failed my breast exam... but I got 2 D's.
- You know what happens to those who ignore the past? They usually fail their history exam.
- I failed my Spanish exam today. Sacre bleu!
- I almost failed out of beauty school But they let me take a make-up exam
- I failed a Calculus exam today. I think I've finally found my limits.
- Mom: I hear you failed your English exam. Son: who telled you!!?
Failed Exam Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about failed exam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean passing exam jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make failed exam pranks.
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You have failed the space exam.
You're an astronot
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My eyes are fine but I still failed my eye exams...
I guess I shouldn't have copied off the asian guy.
I remembered this joke while studying for exams.
God and st peter decide to do their rounds around a college campus. While looking around the dorms, they see a group of students earnestly studying for their final exams the next day. God looks at St Peter and tells him to fail each one of them. St. Peter is a little bewildered, but he dares not doubt the judgement of God. Moments later, they pass by a dorm full of drunk students, partying before their final the next day. God takes a look at them and says "Make sure these students all get an A+ tomorrow". St Peter cannot sit quietly anymore and finally asks why.
"Why?!" God shouts at St Peter, "These students clearly have faith in me!"
I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world".
Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.
So a Student walks into a cafeteria where the professors eat...
He goes and sits at their table with them and begins eating his lunch. One professor is not amused and asks the young man: "have you ever seen birds feast alongside cows?"
The student says: "Oh I understand, I guess I should fly away now"
The professor gets angry and decides to plot a plan to fail him on the next exam. So after the exam the professor asks: "I shall ask you a question, and if your answer is reasonable I will award you a high grade, if not, you shall not pass(hehe)"
The student agrees and so the professor asks: "If you had to choose only one between the following, which would you choose? great Wealth or great Knowledge and wisdom?"
The student responds: "Great wealth"
The professor says: "well I would have chosen great Knowledge and wisdom!"
The student then says: "of course, we have both chosen the one thing we lack most"
Student logic
Professor offered to students to retake failed exam, but only with one condition. All students must gather at one time, so professor wouldn't waste his time. There was three students with failed exam.
At exam day three students gathered and dialog begins:
Student: Shouldn't be here four of us?
Professor: How is it four?
Student: I had posted on Facebook about this exam and four people liked it.
Law Interpretation
Alex failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.
Alex: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Professor: Yes.
Alex: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.
Professor agreed.
Alex asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give The student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
The following day, Professor asked same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands......
He asked one student. He answered:
Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal
I always knew that I would fail Geography at school.
Especially when I couldn't find the exam hall.
GabeN failed at maths exam...
Because he can't count up to 3
Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?
because to him, Alcohol is not a solution
Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?
He couldn't get the saddest fraction.
What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?
Biodegradable.
What did the dash say when he failed his exam?
"I underscored."
I failed my civil engineering exam today
Apparently, "Mexicans" wasn't an appropriate answer to the question "What is commonly found behind walls?"
A train owner was killed by a would-be engineer over failing his operator's exam...
Talk about a loco motive!
I failed my english exam
My mom comforted me by saying "there, their, they're"
I wrote over 10 pages on my English exam, there's no way I can fail...
Unless the examiner can't read Swahili. That may be an issue.
So this guy failed his English exam
So this guy failed his English exam. When he found out, he exclaimed "unpossible".
What did the butterfly say when he failed his eye exams?
"COMPOUND IT!"
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Imma name my son Jon Snow..
So when he fails his exams, I can say, "YOU KNO NOTHIN', JON SNOW!"
Why did the 12 year old fail his math exam?
If I got 50 cents for every failed english exam
He'd have $4.50
I just failed driving exam
The instructor said I failed at signals. I don't get it. I keep giving middle finger to the drivers honking at me.
The worst part about being a libertarian is...
I always fail my pro-state exam!
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I failed all my exams.
Apparently it was not enough to be good at m**....
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The other day I failed my grade 10 English exam for the third year in a row
My friend called it quite a feat.
I smugly corrected him and said, "the singular is actually 'a foot.'"
How did that d**... even pass??
I failed my bar exam
It turns out you need to know what you're drinking in order to pass.
I don't know how I failed my driving exam.
The guy was checking me out the whole time.
I failed my prostate exam.
Guess I should have studied more.
I failed in my exams because i was poor..
So I couldn't pay attention
I failed my physics exam today.
They asked me to give examples of superconductors. Apparently 'The French Resistance' was not an acceptable answer.
A father, finally exasperated looking at his son's failed test scores, shouted: " Son, if you fail your exams one more time today, don't you EVER call me your father again!!"
"Yes, father.", the son replied meekly.
After the exams, the son came home.
"How were the exams, son? Do you think you managed to pass this time?"
"NO PROBLEMO, DUDE!"