Fahrenheit Jokes

• Short Fahrenheit Jokes
• Fahrenheit One Liners
• Degrees Fahrenheit Jokes
• Fahrenheit 451 Jokes
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Funniest Fahrenheit Short Jokes

Short fahrenheit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fahrenheit humour may include short predict jokes also.

1. An IQ below 70 qualifies you for having an intellectual disability Now I just need to figure out if that's in Celcius or Fahrenheit
2. If the average world temperature rises 2 degrees Celsius, mankind is doomed. That is why America measures temperature in Fahrenheit.
3. So do you use Celsius or Fahrenheit? "So do you use Celsius or Fahrenheit?"
   "I use Melvin."
   "You mean Kelvin?"
   "Nah mate. Melvin. YO MELVIN! IS IT COLD OUTSIDE!?"
4. Man made climate change is really annoying me! I wish the jerks that keep changing the climate would just set it at 70 degrees Fahrenheit year round and be done with it!
5. -40° outside sounds brutally cold, Fahrenheit or Celsius. My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes.
6. A blonde goes to a job interview The first thing the interviewer asks is what is the blonde's degree.
   She replies with Don't we use Fahrenheit?"
7. Posted on my Facebook group that it's 40 below outside. Some responded, is that Fahrenheit or Centigrade?
8. What did the short American scientist say to the tall British scientist? You're pretty Fahrenheit.
9. I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin. I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians.
10. Daniel Gabriel gets in line for a roller coaster... ... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."
    "It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel.

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Fahrenheit One Liners

Which fahrenheit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fahrenheit? I can suggest the ones about coldest and kelvin.

1. I accidentally combined Fahrenheit and milliliters FmL
2. I just read Fahrenheit 451. That book is lit.
3. Imagine it was 420 degrees Fahrenheit outside We be all baking!
4. What's a chemist's favorite fast food restaurant? K(elvin) F(ahrenheit) C(elsius)!
5. I love that dystopian novel by Aldous Huxley; Fahrenheit 1984.
6. Isn't Freddie Mercury American? That's why they call him Mr Fahrenheit.
7. I feel like American IQ is like Fahrenheit. The number is way higher than it should be.
8. I can describe my height and body temperature in one word: Fahrenheit.
9. If the USA went from Fahrenheit to Celsius There would be a heated debate

Degrees Fahrenheit Jokes

Here is a list of funny degrees fahrenheit jokes and even better degrees fahrenheit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the man with mercury poisoning say? It's 83 degrees Fahrenheit and 28 degrees Celsius.
• The sun would be a great meteorologist... He has millions of Celsius and Fahrenheit degrees.

Fahrenheit 451 Jokes

Here is a list of funny fahrenheit 451 jokes and even better fahrenheit 451 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I saw my kid reading Fahrenheit 451, and asked him How do you like it? He said: It's pretty lit.
• What is samsung's Favorite book? Fahrenheit 451, cause they supply the cellphones for the firemen.

Hilarious Fun Fahrenheit Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

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