Faggots Jokes

What are some Faggots jokes?

I was walking around town the other day...

I was walking around town the other day when I saw these two jerk-offs wearing matching outfits, I mean, down to the *belt* same outfits, so I yelled to over to them "Hey faggots did you plan that?"

Anyways, they arrested me.

1990 Grandpa: "Get off my lawn, you little brats!"

2048 Grandpa: "Get off my LAN faggots"

So I saw these two guys walking down the street...

So I saw these two guys walking down the street, wearing the exact same outfit, I mean right down to the belt. So I yelled at them,

"Hey faggots, did you plan those outfits or what?"

Yeah they arrested me.

A neighbor's wife knocks on the door

She says "Your kids can't play with our children any more."
"Why?" the man asks, shocked.
"They keeping on calling the other kids gay, you should watch your language around them!"
The man replies "They couldn't have learned it from me, otherwise they would have been calling them faggots"

Two chemists walk into a bar

Chemist 1: "I'll have some H2O"
Chemist 2: "I'll have some H2O too"
Bartender: "You two faggots talking about water?"

Why are you two dressed the same?

A guy is walking down the street and sees two faggots wearing the exact same outfit. He wondered for a bit and decided to ask them.

"I can clearly see you're both faggots, but why are you dressed the same?"

Then they arrested him.

What are OP's like alone, as compared to when they are combined?

Alone, An OP is not very strong, he cannot do very much alone, Much like a stick; But, When you combine all of these sticks together, you get a massive heap of faggots.

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