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I was walking around town the other day...

I was walking around town the other day when I saw these two jerk-offs wearing matching outfits, I mean, down to the *belt* same outfits, so I yelled to over to them "Hey faggots did you plan that?"

Anyways, they arrested me.

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1990 Grandpa: "Get off my lawn, you little brats!"

2048 Grandpa: "Get off my LAN faggots"

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So I saw these two guys walking down the street...

So I saw these two guys walking down the street, wearing the exact same outfit, I mean right down to the belt. So I yelled at them,

"Hey faggots, did you plan those outfits or what?"

Yeah they arrested me.

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A neighbor's wife knocks on the door

She says "Your kids can't play with our children any more."
"Why?" the man asks, shocked.
"They keeping on calling the other kids gay, you should watch your language around them!"
The man replies "They couldn't have learned it from me, otherwise they would have been calling them faggots"

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Two chemists walk into a bar

Chemist 1: "I'll have some H2O"
Chemist 2: "I'll have some H2O too"
Bartender: "You two faggots talking about water?"

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If a faggot is a collection of sticks, what do you call a collection of faggots?

One Direction.

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Why are you two dressed the same?

A guy is walking down the street and sees two faggots wearing the exact same outfit. He wondered for a bit and decided to ask them.

"I can clearly see you're both faggots, but why are you dressed the same?"

Then they arrested him.

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Definition of "faggot"

Gay guy: Well, 'fagot' used to really just mean a bundle of sticks. When they burned witches, they would also burn gay people. So, people now call gays, "faggots."

Friend: ....So you're saying gays are an alternative fuel source?


Louie

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What are OP's like alone, as compared to when they are combined?

Alone, An OP is not very strong, he cannot do very much alone, Much like a stick; But, When you combine all of these sticks together, you get a massive heap of faggots.

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I was walking around town the other day

I was walking around town the other day when I saw these two jerk-offs wearing matching outfits, I mean, down to the belt same outfits, so I yelled to over to them "Hey faggots did you plan that?"
Anyways, they arrested me.

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Two faggots had sex in Iran. What did they say when they ended?

Nothing, they just hanged.

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Political correctness...

Is for faggots.

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Why are there so few Christians on 4chan?

Because religious people don't like faggots

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All I wanted was to fuck faggots

But I got banned for homophobia

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Why aren't there any gay elephants?

Because an elephant never faggots.

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A man went to a gay bar and picked up 3 faggots

He burned one, lit the other on fire, and made the other one dinner. Everyone had a nice night.

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Faggots make me puke...

... I gotta stop deepthroating so far.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Break that faggots spine.

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Thats offensive.

Please stop using the word gay. It is offensive to faggots.

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What's the definition of "Tender Love?"

Two faggots with hemorrhoids.

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What do you call a group of 2 or more faggots?

A **BUNCH** of FAGGOTS!

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What do you call Game of Thrones viewers?

Faggots!

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I hate fucking faggots...

I always get splinters in my dick.

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Know why faggots die miserable?

Cuz they only deal with assholes through out their lives

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What are the most funny Faggots jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Faggots? Well, here are the best Faggots dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Faggots pick up lines to share with friends.

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