Fades Jokes
5 fades jokes and hilarious fades puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fades that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a chuckle with Little Moe Fades and his hilarious take on Fades! Read about his unique perspective on Raindrop and Taft as he weaves the two together in unexpected ways in the latest set of jokes.
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When Love Fades......
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my Love. . . Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
She replied "You're having soup, a\*\*hole. I was talking to the cat."
Mr. Stark, I'm not feeling so good...
Rene Descartes get home from work.
Wife: You forgot groceries again!?
Descartes: I'm sorry honey, I wasn't thinking.
*Descartes slowly fades from existence*
A double bass player
A double bass player gets a call for a gig. Says he has to meet everyone else at the docks at 9pm. He's there waiting when he gets bashed on the head and knocked unconscious.
He wakes up ducked taped to his bass, floating in the harbour. After his first panic fades he looks around and notices several other players also ducked taped to their basses, bobbing in the water.
After a pause he yells out "Hey, do we get fed on this gig?"
"We did last year!" one answers.
ROUGE ONE SPOILERS!!!
Screen fades to black at the end and a bunch of names start scrolling up.
A nun, a blonde girl, a German and a Dutch sit together in a train compartment.
The train goes through a tunnel, it gets dark. A loud slap can be heard, an outcry follows it. As the darkness fades a big red mark can be seen on the Dutch guys face.
The Dutch thinks to himself "The German guy must have tried to g**... the blonde, but she mistook us in the dark and hit me instead of him."
The blonde thinks "He must have tried to touch me, but accidentally touched the nun and she slapped him right in the face."
The nun thinks "Good god, he must have tried to g**... the blonde, but she slapped him across the face."
The German smiles and thinks "If there's another tunnel I am going to slap the Dutchie once more."
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