Fade Jokes
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Sensei, I need your advice.
I wish to live to be 100 years old.
- Then get married.
Will that make me live 100 years?
- No! But the wish will fade away.
Thank you great master for your immense wisdom.
Plank goes to a ball game
A small plank of wood goes to Watch a baseball game. For the first few innings, the plank is super into it. But by the seventh inning, its interest starts to fade.
A man nearby notices the fading enjoyment and starts up a conversation.
"Hey man, how you liking the game?" He asks.
"I really like it. I think it's pretty cool" the small plank replies.
"Really," says the man, "cuz it seems to me like you're a little board."
Ronald Reagan's Memory
One day a reporter confronted Ronald Reagan about a previous statement he had made. "Mr. President, you said that you would resign if your memory started to fade," the reporter said. Reagan smiled and replied, "I don't remember saying that."
Brain fade
Friend 1: "I just threw the chocolate that I had planned on eating, in the trash can. Sometimes I think I am r**..."
Friend 2: "Oh! I do that as well"
Friend 1: "Put your chocolate in the trash can?"
Friend 2: "No. Think you are r**..."
You might as well shoot for the stars because...
Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing.
I'm writing a movie, its about an hour
FADE IN:
INT. CLOCK FACE - DAY
NARRATOR (V.O.)
One Mississippi, two Mississippi....
I've only written the first two lines so far.
Apparently, if new dots on your arm don't fade under a glass tumbler, you should seek medical advice without thinking.
Which makes it easier for me, as I'm terrible at making rash decisions.
What's Black Panther's favorite basketball move?
The fade away
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