The Best 78 Factory Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Factory jokes. There are some factory workers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these factory plant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Factory Jokes and Puns

I'm not having much luck with jobs lately.

I couldn't concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn't suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn't cut it as barber; didn't have the patience to be a doctor; didn't fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn't see any future as a historian.

I was fired from the keyboard factory today.

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

In all my years working at the Land Rover factory...

I made several discoveries

Factory joke, In all my years working at the Land Rover factory...

Sven and Ole joke (do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines)

Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. At the unemployment office, Sven was asked what position he held at the factory, he replied Ya, well I sew women's underpants. He was told to go to the next line to claim his unemployment check.

Ole was asked the same question, to which he replied Diesel fitter. He too was told to go to the next line to get his unemployment check.

After Sven and Ole collected their checks, they compared them outside. Ole's check was twice as much, which made Sven furious. He stormed back inside and asked to talk with a manager. He demanded to know why his check was half of what Ole's was. The manager told him, Well, you were a tailor, your friend Ole has a specialty in engine repair.

Sven's anger was boiling over. He loudly told them, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I sew the underpants and put them in a pile, Ole holds them up and says Ya, diesel fitter. What has that got to do with engines?

A guy calls his wife to say he's had an accident at the factory

He says, "I got my finger cut off!"

She asks, "The whole finger?"

He replies, "No, the one next to it."


This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris...

... Effectively crippling the French military.

Quit my job at the helium factory

I'm not gonna let them talk to me like that.

Factory joke, Quit my job at the helium factory

When I was a kid, my family was very poor. My dad had to get a second job in the sandpaper factory.

Those were rough times.

^(Made that myself. I'm rather proud.)

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Cans

I work in a can recycling factory.

My job is to crush cans.

I don't enjoy it. It's soda pressing.

A factory owner is trying to come up with innovative ideas to save money and therefor save his business from going under.

The owner calls a meeting with all of his 200 employees out on the plant floor.
"Ok everyone, we are in deep trouble. I will give $2000 dollars to the first person that comes to me with a cost saving idea."
Immediately a guy in the front row shoots up his hand.
Owner says "Yes, Barry. That was fast, what's your cost saving plan?"

Barry says "make it $1000".

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The Chinese government is trying to help working women by providing breast milk couriers...

The couriers take the breast milk from the factory where the mother works to the factory where the baby works.

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

De brie went everywhere

Joke my dad loved

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

I got fired from my job at the pasta factory

after a fusilli mistakes.

Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

Factory joke, Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down...

No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area.

Quit my job at the helium factory today

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

Apparently people were covered in debris.


TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

I lost my job at the calendar factory.

My boss said it was unacceptable that I'd taken a few days off.

How do you know tickle me Elmo is male?

Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles.

I used to have a job;

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

Two factory workers are talking.

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

The man replies, "And how would you do that?"

The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"

The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."

The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"

The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

I quit my job at the helium factory today

I won't stand to be spoke to in that tone of voice

A vegan buddhist...

...decides to jump off the roof of a meat factory as the ultimate form of protest believing that he will be reincarnated. He became a vegetable.

Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory?

There specialise in blow up dolls

I've just been fired from the clock making factory

after all those extra hours I put in.

My dad's bread factory burnt down

Now his business is toast

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory.

Benefits were good, but the parking was terrible.

My bread factory burned down.

Now my business is toast.

I Just got fired from the orange juice factory.

They said I could not concentrate

wife's insisting to quit job

The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits.
She's got a point, I suppose...

I work in a hammer factory.

Where do facts come from?

The factory.

A cheese factory just exploded...

There was de-brie everywhere

After an altercation with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

BREAKING NEWS!! Cheese Factory Explosion...

De-Brie is everywhere!

Two bricks of salt visit a meat factory...

And while they are looking down at one of the bone grinders, one of the salt brick accidentally falls down into the machine. The other salt brick watches in panic as his friend gets sucked into the blades and gears. After a while, the salt brick comes out from the other side of the grinding machine, all ground into pieces and powder.

"Oh my god! Are you okay Jimmy?" The salt brick on the top asks.

"Oh yeah I'm fine."

There was a fire in the aromatherapy candle factory.

Things are much calmer now.

Why did the match factory burn down?

Because the workers went on strike

I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke

You think YOU have a meaningless job?

Think about the guy who makes turn signals at the BMW factory.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?

All that was left was de-Brie.

I asked my mate if he could get me a job at the tampon factory where he works.

There's no openings at the moment, he said, but I'll see if I can pull some strings.

My employer has recently started testing their products on animals.

I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I didn't work for a hammer factory.

How do they test the "Tickle me Elmo Doll"?

Before it leaves the factory, they give it two testickles.

Just quit my job at the helium factory.

I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice.

I've finally found a job I can see myself in.

I start at the mirror factory tomorrow!

A man on the floor in a factory stands, not doing any work.

A man on the floor in a factory stands, not doing any work.

CEO comes up and asks his salary.

The man replies - $1000

The CEO pulls out his wallet, gives the man $1,000 and says - here's your month salary. I pay people to work here. Get out and never come back !

The man leaves.

The CEO asks workers - who was this guy ?

They reply - a pizza delivery man.

In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work?

The crust station.

I can't believe that they fired me from the clock making factory!

After all the extra hours I put into it!

Did you hear about the bombing at the garment factory?

Apparently there were over 100 casual tees.

Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory.

There's de Brie everywhere

Working at a factory making huge calculator buttons isn't exactly my dreamjob, but at least my only task is to fabricate one kind of button.

That's a big plus.

So I got fired from the clock factory yesterday

Apparently I wasn't putting in enough hours

I'm not bragging, but I made six figures this year…

So they named me the year's worst employee at the toy factory...

People often ask what I do at the teddy bear factory.

Just stuff.

I work in a factory that makes Dracula figurines.

However, there are only 2 employees so I have to make every second count.

What do you call a factory that produces OK products?

Satisfactory

Just got fired from the keyboard factory the other day

Apparently I wasn't putting in enough shifts

I recently quit my job at the orange juice factory......

I just couldn't concentrate.

Did you hear about the explosion at a cheese factory in France?

There's nothing left but de Brie

They fired me from the calendar factory

I don't know why. I just took a few days off.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory

At first I just wasn't putting in enough shifts, then I couldn't keep the space clean and finally I lost control

I recently got fired at my job at the calendar factory

It's because I took a day off

I just got fired from my job at the door making factory.

I just couldn't get a handle on it.

A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie is everywhere!

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory!

I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday

They say it's because I took a day off

I got a job at a chess piece factory recently...

...I'm on the knight shift next week.

Three men are talking in a Soviet gulag.

One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"

The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."

The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."

Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"

"Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."

My uncle just died.

He fell into a vat of polish at the furniture factory.
It was a terrible end but a lovely finish.

I've just been made redundant from my job in a pasta making factory!!!!

All I did was make a fusilli mistakes!

Hear about the fire at the dried fruits factory?

It was an apricotastrophe.

There was an accident at the glass factory today

Onlookers could Only describe the scene as "paneful to watch"

Just quit my job at the helium factory.

I will not be spoken to in that tone!

This Easter, the catholic church is sourcing all of it's bread and wine from a factory in China.

It's called mass production.

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