Factory Jokes

Funniest Factory Short Jokes

Short factory jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The factory humour may include short manufacturer jokes also.

1. I just got a job in a factory making plastic dracula There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count
2. Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?
   Two test tickles
3. Why did the match factory burn down? Because the workers went on strike
   I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke
4. Interviewer: Is the glass half empty or half full? Applicant: It's completely full.
   Interviewer: We'd be glad to hire you. Welcome to the Lays factory.
5. I've just applied for a job in a salad packing factory. The hours are terrible, but apparently the celery is good.
6. Not to brag, but made six figures this year They named me the worst employee at the toy factory
7. I was fired from my job in the Tickle Me Elmo factory My boss didn't like me giving each Elmo two test tickles.
8. My employer has recently started testing their products on animals. I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I didn't work for a hammer factory.
9. I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. Benefits were good, but the parking was terrible.
10. When I was a kid, my family was very poor. My dad had to get a second job in the sandpaper factory. Those were rough times.
    ^(Made that myself. I'm rather proud.)

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Factory One Liners

Which factory one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with factory? I can suggest the ones about producer and warehouse.

1. I was fired from the keyboard factory today. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
2. I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
3. I recently quit my job at the orange juice factory...... I just couldn't concentrate.
4. Just quit my job at the helium factory. I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice.
5. What happened when the cheese factory exploded? De brie went everywhere
6. What do you call a factory that produces OK products? Satisfactory
7. They fired me from the calendar factory I don't know why. I just took a few days off.
8. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was de-Brie.
9. My dad's bread factory burnt down Now his business is toast
10. Had to quit my job at the watch factory. The guy sitting opposite me, kept making faces.
11. I got a job at a chess piece factory recently... ...I'm on the knight shift next week.
12. Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.
13. In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work? The crust station.
14. I got fired from my job at the pasta factory after a fusilli mistakes.
15. Which crayon at the Crayola factory is in charge of answering the phones? Yellow?

Cheese Factory Jokes

Here is a list of funny cheese factory jokes and even better cheese factory puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down... No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area.
• Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory. There's de Brie everywhere
• What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?
  Looks like we have debris all over the place
• Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? Da Brie is everywhere
• A cheese factory in France exploded. All that was left was debris.
• Did you hear about the fire at the cheese factory? Nearly a total loss... All that was left was de-brie.
• Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories. He says he wants to "make America grate again."
• TIL during World War Two, a cheese factory in France was bombed by the Germans. De brie was everywhere!
• Apparently Kraft are opening a new factory in the Holy Land. They're calling it . . . Cheeses of Nazareth.
• People have been urged to avoid the cheese factory during the storm. Reports say flying debrie is the main cause of concern

Factory Workers Jokes

Here is a list of funny factory workers jokes and even better factory workers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a chemical factory worker? Write down the word *'unionized'* and ask them to pronounce it.
• Why do tuna factory workers take vacations? Because they can!
• An Apple Factory in China is expected to cut production of iPhones by 18% in response to ongoing worker protests. The workers' main demand is "more playtime".
• Why did workers in the industrial revolution have better sense of smell? It's because of all that time they spent in the ol-factory.
• How many workers does it take to run a burrito factory? Just Juan
• What kind of music does a factory worker listen to? Industrial Metal
• Why'd the factory worker hate their job? Because it was soda pressing.
• How does the worker of the curved edges factory feel about his job? Pointless.
• NOT OC but thought you'd like it. BREAKING NEWS: a match factory is on fire after workers decided to strike.
• A worker at a German orange factory got fired.

Calendar Factory Jokes

Here is a list of funny calendar factory jokes and even better calendar factory puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I used to have a job; I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
• Bob, why were you kicked out from your job? I took a couple of days off.
  Oh, that's hard. Where do you work?
  At the calendar factory
• I'm an expert at dating After all, I work in the calendar factory 12 hours a day
• I just got this sick job at the Calendar factory. Unfortunately, I still can't get a date.
• Why did the human get fired from the calendar factory? Because they took a few days off.
  Probably a repost, but IDC
• Why did I get fired from CALENDAR factory, all I did is took a DAY off?

Factory Worker Jokes

Here is a list of funny factory worker jokes and even better factory worker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the optimistic workers down at the Washing Machine factory? They absolutely hated their jobs but no matter what they always put a good spin on it.
• Why did Kashi kill one of their factory workers? Because the cereal he made was khashoggi
• Why did the socialist kill all the average workers at the factory? He wanted to cease the means of production
• Think about all the underemployed, low-wage workers at those fake butter factories They're so Margarinalized.
• There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
• How much do deodorant factory workers get paid? A pittance.

Giggle-Inducing Factory Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about factory you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean craft jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make factory pranks.