Factor Jokes
44 factor jokes and hilarious factor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about factor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make math fun with this collection of hilarious factor jokes. Get a kick from puns and quips related to your favorite logarithms, variables, and key concepts. Sharpen your shock factor with creative jokes related to X Factor, 50 Factor and more.
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Funniest Factor Short Jokes
Short factor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The factor humour may include short feat jokes also.
- I've figured out that the spread of Covid-19 over the past couple years has been due to two factors. 1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is. - The inventor of the wind chill factor died this week. He was 86 but felt more like he was 64.
- The spread of coronavirus within a country depends on two factors: 1) How dense the country's population is
2) How dense the country's population is - Why did the snowflake bring sunglasses to the winter solstice party? To protect its "cool" factor.
- If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says "Build a wall!"
The Scottish side says "Well im not paying for it!" - The spread of Corona Virus is based on 2 factors: 1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is. - The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors: 1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is - Everybody should be free to vote in a general election. Everybody should be free to vote in the X factor. Nobody should be able to vote in both.
- As an atheist I find tell my maths teacher I shouldn't have to solve exponential factors because I don't believe in higher powers
- The inventor of the "Wind Chill Factor" died recently. He was 81 years old, but he felt like he was 64.
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Factor One Liners
Which factor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with factor? I can suggest the ones about effect and aspect.
- With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial.
- There are several factors when talking about the meaning of life. 2, 3, and 7
- Why did Nivea Cream? Because Max Factor.
- What does Simon Cowell tell his girlfriend? You've got that Ex-Factor.
- Being an anti-vaxxer is like supporting the abortion minus the time factor!
- How did the Avon lady get pregnant? Max Factor
- 2016 was so divisive. It just had too many factors.
- Do you remember when X Factor... ...was just Roman sun block?
- What is the main factor that affects population distribution in Ethiopia? The wind
- Are you a Rhesus Factor? Because you just complicated my pregnancy.
- What does Owen Wilson bring to every role he portrays? The Wow factor
- What happened to the Avon lady? Max Factor
- Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor? because Sam sung better than him
- What is meant by 'a pull factor'? A big red sports car.
- What is the most important factor in China's future? Euthanasia.
X Factor Jokes
Here is a list of funny x factor jokes and even better x factor puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- '100% Yes!' '1000% Yes!!' '1,000,000% Yes!!!' I wish the X Factor judges would stop trying to top each other...
and just top themselves.
Howlingly Hilarious Factor Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about factor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean facts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make factor pranks.
A factory owner is trying to come up with innovative ideas to save money and therefor save his business from going under.
The owner calls a meeting with all of his 200 employees out on the plant floor.
"Ok everyone, we are in deep trouble. I will give $2000 dollars to the first person that comes to me with a cost saving idea."
Immediately a guy in the front row shoots up his hand.
Owner says "Yes, Barry. That was fast, what's your cost saving plan?"
Barry says "make it $1000".
Physicist, Engineer and Statistician are out bow-hunting.
They see a stag about a hundred feet away. The Physicist takes a shot, but he forgets to allow for wind resistance and the arrow falls five feet short. The Engineer takes his shot, but he adds too much of a fudge factor and the arrow's five feet too far.
The statistician goes "Nice job guys, we got him!"
A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting...
A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.
The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.
The statistician yells "We got him!"
A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go hunting...
The three see a buck a little distance away.
The physicist makes a quick, back-of-the-envelope calculation, assuming an ideal bullet and neglecting wind resistance, and then fires. The bullet lands 10 meters in front of the buck.
The engineer has been doing his own calculations, adding in wind resistance and adding a fudge factor to include wind variations, Coriolis forces, and other, unknown variables. He fires, and the round lands 10 meters behind the buck.
The statistician jumps up and yells, "We got him!"
Two factory workers are talking.
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
The Age Factor
(Taken from Reader's Digest Year:1998)
Even though she's been teaching English for 25 years, my mother never felt her age was an issue, until the day she helped a student with a report on the Vietnam War. Mom recognised the name of a war correspondent mentioned in the textbook and blurted, "I used to date him!"
Peering up from his work, another wide-eyed student asked, "You dated someone from our history book?"
What do you call a factory that makes truths?
a factory.
Factory arson
A factory producing frozen Chinese dumplings is reported to have suffered the worst case of arson in recent history, presumed to be the work of a disgruntled worker.
The police chief said he had never seen a case of such wonton destruction.
Why did 5 leave 4 when 6 came along?
To be honest, 4 was a little square. And 6, well 6 was perfect.
What's that about 7? 7 doesn't factor into any of this.
"Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer"
They should make condoms...
What is the controlling design factor for the ceiling of a study room?
The attention span.
Today I found out that I have an additional risk factor for heart disease.
Apparently I am on an o**... contraceptive.
Every time my wife is in the mood for s**..., I say something s**... and suddenly she has a headache.
The factory of the future will have only two employees...
...the man and the dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man away from the machines.
24 was giving holiday bonuses...
One got their bonus; two got theirs; three got one; four got one; five was ready to receive but didn't get anything; six got a bonus...five looks at 24 and says "what's up?" 24 tells five that it wasn't a factor.
Everything can be reduced to a f**... joke ...
Even physics:
We know that everything on earth falls at the same rate of acceleration, 32 feet per second per second. The difference comes down to mass and wind resistance, as shown by a flat piece of paper and one balled up. This means that the determining factor in your total decent is how much wind you break!
Owen Wilson is an ok actor...
I personally like his brother more, even though he doesn't have that "wow" factor.
Why'd the factory worker hate their job?
Because it was soda pressing.
pythagoras thought numbers were male or female. What is a factor called if it is a female number?
A factress.
How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they would rather keep you in the dark!
A friend of mine asked me why I preferred composite numbers over prime numbers.
I said it's not a simple answer as more than one factor led me to that conclusion.
