Facto Jokes
12 facto jokes and hilarious facto puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about facto that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Facto Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What is a good facto joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A factory owner is trying to come up with innovative ideas to save money and therefor save his business from going under.
The owner calls a meeting with all of his 200 employees out on the plant floor.
"Ok everyone, we are in deep trouble. I will give $2000 dollars to the first person that comes to me with a cost saving idea."
Immediately a guy in the front row shoots up his hand.
Owner says "Yes, Barry. That was fast, what's your cost saving plan?"
Barry says "make it $1000".
Two factory workers are talking.
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense.
The German side says "Build a wall!"
The Scottish side says "Well im not paying for it!"
There are several factors when talking about the meaning of life.
2, 3, and 7
What do you call a factory that makes truths?
a factory.
Factory arson
A factory producing frozen Chinese dumplings is reported to have suffered the worst case of arson in recent history, presumed to be the work of a disgruntled worker.
The police chief said he had never seen a case of such wonton destruction.
The factory of the future will have only two employees...
...the man and the dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man away from the machines.
Why'd the factory worker hate their job?
Because it was soda pressing.
How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they would rather keep you in the dark!
'100% Yes!' '1000% Yes!!' '1,000,000% Yes!!!'
I wish the X Factor judges would stop trying to top each other...
and just top themselves.
Two factory workers
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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Facto One Liners
Which facto one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with facto? I can suggest the ones about fact and plant.
- What do you call someone who denies the truth ? Factos intolerant.
