Facial Recognition Jokes
22 facial recognition jokes and hilarious facial recognition puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about facial recognition that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I tried to design a f**... recognition system.
But it just wasn't me.
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What do you call applause after a b**...?
f**... recognition
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In Illinois, a 115-pound-woman won a hot dog eating contest, after she ate 28 hot dogs. The judges then congratulated the 138-pound-woman.
The NSA is reportedly collecting millions of images per day to build a f**...-recognition database. The NSA is cataloguing the photos in a massive online database -- it's called Instagram.
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Its getting a lot easier to un-lock phones these days
Now that they've added f**... recognition you don't need to lift a finger!
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Amazon's f**... recognition matched 28 members of Congress to criminal mugshots
Now they just have to fine tune it a bit to pick up the other five hundred and seven.
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iPhone X has f**... recognition.
It'll look at your face & tell you that you can't afford it.
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Yo mama so fat
That the new iPhone requires panorama mode for f**... recognition.
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I just bought a new gun that has f**... recognition software
It keeps firing until it doesn't recognize a face anymore.
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My girl doesn't need an Iphone X
She already gets f**... recognition
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My brain is not equipped with f**... or name recognition technology.
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China's new f**... recognition technology is amazing
In a concert of 50,000 chinese fans it was able to identify a single criminal ...
50,000 times.
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iPhones's f**... recognition doesn't work when
you are off your face
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The new iPhone X has f**... recognition. Some of you all ladies are gonna be locked out after you wash your face off.
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iPhone vs Samsung
iPhone user: The new iPhone is coming out
Samsung user: What's new?
iPhone user: We're getting f**... recognition
Samsung user: Had that 4 year's ago next
iPhone user: We're getting wireless charging
Samsung user: Had that 2 year's ago next
iPhone user: We're getting water resistance
Samsung user: Had that 3 year's ago next
iPhone user: Nothing is better that an iPhone
Samsung user: Your screen is from Samsung you know, it's our technology
iPhone user: What am i paying for then?
Samsung user: A galaxy s6
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f**... recognition on the new Iphone X did not work ...
once she took her makeup off
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Facial Recognition One Liners
Which facial recognition one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with facial recognition? I can suggest the ones about remember faces and face lift.
- I tried to design a f**... recognition system.
But it just wasn't me. - What do you call applause after a b**...? f**... recognition
- Yo mama so fat That the new iPhone requires panorama mode for f**... recognition.
- My girl doesn't need an Iphone X She already gets f**... recognition
- My brain is not equipped with f**... or name recognition technology.
- iPhones's f**... recognition doesn't work when you are off your face
- f**... recognition on the new Iphone X did not work ... once she took her makeup off