Facial Recognition Jokes

Funniest Facial Recognition Short Jokes

Short facial recognition jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The facial recognition humour may include short recognition jokes also.

1. Its getting a lot easier to un-lock phones these days Now that they've added f**... recognition you don't need to lift a finger!
2. Amazon's f**... recognition matched 28 members of Congress to criminal mugshots Now they just have to fine tune it a bit to pick up the other five hundred and seven.
3. iPhone X has f**... recognition. It'll look at your face & tell you that you can't afford it.
4. I just bought a new gun that has f**... recognition software It keeps firing until it doesn't recognize a face anymore.
5. China's new f**... recognition technology is amazing In a concert of 50,000 chinese fans it was able to identify a single criminal ...
   50,000 times.
6. The new iPhone X has f**... recognition. Some of you all ladies are gonna be locked out after you wash your face off.
7. iPhone8 (X) has f**... recognition. It looked at my face and told me that I can't afford it...

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Facial Recognition One Liners

Which facial recognition one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with facial recognition? I can suggest the ones about remember faces and face lift.

1. I tried to design a f**... recognition system. ​
   But it just wasn't me.
2. What do you call applause after a b**...? f**... recognition
3. Yo mama so fat That the new iPhone requires panorama mode for f**... recognition.
4. My girl doesn't need an Iphone X She already gets f**... recognition
5. My brain is not equipped with f**... or name recognition technology.
6. iPhones's f**... recognition doesn't work when you are off your face
7. f**... recognition on the new Iphone X did not work ... once she took her makeup off

Facial Recognition Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about facial recognition you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean recognize jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make facial recognition pranks.