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Friend: I was just being facetious. Me: it's ok, i accept you even as a fascist.

I said to this bloke,"I'm going to be performing in the play *Hamlet* at a local theatre."

He said,"Are you being facetious?"
I said,"No- Polonius."

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Ellen

In a poll for the audience, Ellen asks for a show of hands how often they have s**... with their partners.
She asks, "Two or three times a week?" Some hands go up
Then, "Once a week?" Some other hands go up.
To be facetious, "Once a year?"
A gentlemen in the back shoots up and chants, "Me! Me!"
Ellen resonds, "Once a year? You seem pretty excited about that!"
The man shouts, "Yeah! And tonight's the night!"
(*Quoted out of context. Heard from a guest at my work, but had to share. Had me rollin.*)

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