The Best 3 Facetious Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Facetious jokes. There are some facetious witty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these facetious merchant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Facetious Jokes and Puns

A Buddhist Monk goes into a burger place and with a facetious smile on his face he says "Make me one with everything", smirking at his own wit he pays with a $100 Note. The Monk receives his Burger in due course and little else. A touch perplexed he says "I paid with a $100! Don't i get any change?"

To which the The Cashier serenely replies; "Change comes from within."

Friend: I was just being facetious. Me: it's ok, i accept you even as a fascist.

I said to this bloke,"I'm going to be performing in the play *Hamlet* at a local theatre."

He said,"Are you being facetious?"

I said,"No- Polonius."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the facetious monk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working facetious convention piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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