Facetime Jokes

Following is our collection of Facetime funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include dirty puns, clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best Facetime jokes

Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?

Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.

What do you call an app for an online bukkake party?

Facetime.

My girl friend likes to FaceTime me when she's taking a pee.

I don't think that's what Steve Jons had in mind when he was talking about live streaming.

So my grandmother just told us this after my grandfather accidentally turned off facetime on the phone.

She said "Well, everything he touches he turns off."

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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