Facepalm Jokes
4 facepalm jokes and hilarious facepalm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about facepalm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Facepalm jokes are all the rage! Whether you're looking for a good chuckle over a facepalm-worthy pun or just a way to lighten the mood, this article has got you covered. Uncover facepalm-worthy puns, hilarious jokes about Facetime, and infamously bad neckbeard humor. Read on for the best facepalm jokes the world has to offer.
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Cheerful Fun Facepalm Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
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Riding in car with hubby and 80-yo mom; mom asks why the US flag at Mickey Ds is…
…half staff. Without missing a beat, hubby says its because the ice cream machine is down. I facepalm as my mom asks when that became a thing. 🤦♀️
Ringwraiths
My daughter watching Lord of the rings:
D: So the hobbits call the nazgul the black riders right?
Me: yeah
D: the nazgul are like: 'yo, that's wraithist'
Cue facepalm.
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It was getting cold out so my husband asked me for his hooded sweatshirt with the least amount of holes in it.
I brought it down to him saying, "here ya go. The evilest sweatshirt you have." He stared at me blankly. I said, "It's the least holey (holy) hoodie you own. So it has to be the most evil, right?"
**This is a real situation that just happened. He's an ironworker, so all of his work clothes have holes in them. He just facepalmed so hard when I made that joke I had to share. Sorry.
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God has a meeting with the board of Archangels. He turns to Archangel Joe.
G : "So where are you at with the punishment list for the 2020s??"
J : "All done"
G : "What?"
J : "Yeah, all the punishments for 2020 have been passed"
G : *facepalms* "That was supposed to be for the whole decade not one year you idiot."
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